Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

(Tony is pinned down)

Can't...breathe...get...off....auuuggghhhhhh......!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Does a smack down)

Claudia:
What the HE-

Bunsen:
NINE LADIES DANCING!

Beaker:
(Can't help but join in)
MEE MEE MEEE!
(Does another smack down)

Bunsen:
On the ninth day of Christmas...
I saw Beaker exterminating Tony.

Claudia:
(Calm)
(sways)

Beaker:
MEEMEMEMEM!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Oof! Gaah! Will ya stop with the nine ladies dancing thing, Bunsen ? ! You're not helping matters! Oooh!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Gives him a wedgie)
xD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!

Bunsen:
Oh, should I sing the national anthem?

Claudia:
No.

Bunsen:
(Prys his assistant off of Tony)
Control yourself!

Beaker:
(Struggles for another swing)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *eyes get huge* WHOA! I never thought I'd have to guys go barbarian about me! AWESOME! *to Sweetums* I love wrestling....

Sweetums: Should I break them up?

Alex: Naw, let em go for a bit. I wanna watch.

 

[Winslow Leach]

(Lefty suddenly appears behind Tony, and pries him off Beaker; Tony swings at the air, trying to get at Beaker)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lemme go, lemme go! I'll beat him with my eyes closed! I'll beat him standing on one leg! I'll beat him with one paw tied behind my back!

(Tony struggles in Lefty's grasp, and kicks at the air)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Good job, Lefty!
How's your turtle?

Beaker:
(Relaxes, nods to Bunsen)
Meep.
(Retreats to his room)

Bunsen:
Beaker?
Are you all right, lad?

Claudia:
....Beakie?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Poor Beaker.

(A few minutes later)

Beaker:
(Flies out of the room in Tony's direction, tumbling him over in a roll)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

 

[Winslow Leach]

As Tony and Beaker continue to fight/roll in the background, Lefty chats with Claudia.

Lefty: Hey, glad youse asked about my toitle. Yeah, he's doin' good. I haven't brought him into da dorms yet, on account a' he's appearin' in a Tootsie Pop commercial. Ya know, Mr. Toitle, how many licks does it take to get to da center of a Tootsie Pop? Dat's him! He's Mr. Toitle! So he should be here within a day or two. Of course, as his manager, I get 75 poicent of his earnings off da top!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *watching the wrestling* Ooh.... that's gonna hurt in the morning.... ooh! Ooh! Get him! Get him!

Bean: Who're you rooting for?

Alex: Both.