Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
D: NOOOOO!
Bunnie, stay with me!

Bunsen:
I can't!
I'm turning into something buttery and delicious!
Look, just take a bite out of me!

Claudia:
(Giggles)
(Clears throat)
Bunnie, stop eating yourself!

Bunsen:
All right, you're the one with common sense today...
But do take a bite...I'm terribly delicious.

Claudia:
Stop saying that.
It does not sound right.
(Giggles, breaks into uncontrollable laughter)

Beaker:
(Attempts to pick popcorn from Bunsen)

Claudia:
(Slaps his hand away)
Beaker, find a cure!
I fear if Bunsen were to get too close to the heater...
He'd start popping!

Bunsen:
Deliciously!

Dr. Van Neuter:
That Newsman...how does he do it?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Newsman: How did you sleep?

Tony: Not...well.

Newsman: Oh?

Tony: All night you were going "pop, pop! Pop pop!" in your sleep.

Newsman: Well, I had a traumatic experience.

Tony (under his breath) Every one of your broadcasts seem to be a traumatic experience.

Newsman: What's that?

Tony: I said I gotta get to class.

Lefty (on his hammock) Aw, whaddaya gotta go ta class fer?

Tony: 'Cause I don't want to end up like you!

Lefty: And what is dat supposed ta mean?

Tony: You'd sell a plastic surgery kit to a raisin!

Lefty: Dat's true. Dem raisins are all wrinkly. I'm just doin' dem a favor. Sue me.

Tony: Nah, I think there are enough people already doing that!

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: Go back to sleep.

Lefty: I got some new moichendise comin' in taday, and I ain't even gonna give ya da coitesy of foist pick!

Tony grabs the hammock, and spins it around, Lefty clutching on for dear life.

Lefty: Hey! What da...? Knock it off! I'm gettin' sick here!

Tony lets go of the hammock, and leaves the room. Lefty continues to swing back and forth.

Lefty: What's eatin' him?

Newsman: Hopefully not a newsdesk...(shudders)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Tony, what did you do to my Bunsen?
(Carrying a pile of popcorn)

Bunsen:
How did this happen?
This is brilliant!

Claudia:
He's out of it...
Bunnie, you aren't delicious!
You are a muppet with an overdeveloped cranium!

Bunsen:
Am I? Oh how flattering.

Claudia:
(Sighs)
TONNNYYY!

 

[The Count]

*Nibbling on some popcorn bought at the store when last we went for groceries...

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Claudia, I didn't do that to Bunsen! (inadvertently taking some of the Bunsen-popcorn from Claudia and eating it) Walter Crankcase in there was trying to warn consumers against using a particular brand of light, I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention. (grabs another handful of Bunsen-popcorn) Hey, this is good. See ya later!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Gasps as he takes some of Bunsen's parts)
Oh-o-oh really?
(Squeaks as he does it again)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OH NO YOU DON'T!
HIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
(Pork-chops him)

Get your hands off my popco-...
BUNSEN!

Bunsen:
Hope you enjoyed me!
Hoo-hoo!

Claudia:
(Rolls eyes)
(Spots Eddie)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
EDWARD!
You might be eating your own mother! D:

Bunsen:
We could be delicious together!
Isn't this delightful?

Claudia:
Not until your whole body has been digested!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: I smell popcorn......

Sweetums: Yeah, I think Claudia's having a movie day or something. I was gonna go over there, do ya wanna come?

Alex: Welll...... OK! *they walk over to Claudia's room*

Sweetums: Hey, popcorn! Claudia, why are you guarding the popcorn?

Alex: Oh. My. Gosh. Phil! I love your nails! Could you help me do mine? I have to paint them for the service tomorrow. I'm gonna be wearing the most adorable dress!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
Of course you do!
Who doesn't love my nails?

Alright, Sweetheart!
French tips? Or maybe Poison Apple Red?

Claudia:
Because our light turned Bunnie into junk food!

Bunsen:
Yoo-hoo, hello Sweetums!
How kind of you to drop by!

Beaker:
(Snugs Alex)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Give her some space!
Beauty is not something you can embrace..
It's intangible!

 

[The Count]

To Clauds: Little sister don't you run...
Nah, mom's fine back home. Had lunch with our grandfather, then we did a couple of errands... Good to be back home. So, next event up is the awards... And boy are there plans!
That reminds me Claudia, did Nick anythingmuppet talk to you about the second batch of trophy designs? *Pops open a canof lymon soda to drink down.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Ooh, I was thinking something like bubble gum pink. Or something. You pick! *hugs Beaker*

Bean: *walks in and sees what happened to Bunsen* What - oh no... oh no.... no no no no no........ *shivers* not again......

Sweetums: *picks up Bean* Aw, it's ok little buddy! Trust me, that won't happen to you, ok?

Bean: *continues to shiver*