Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Uncle D plays the batty organ in tune to Scooter's singing.
Count is off admiring the new MC smilies, enthralled by the selection and the new ones just minted and added.

Me: Another weekend... And I've got stuff to do weighing the fun quotia down. But it'll get tended to, eventually.
*Plops down after a good supper to wach Thursday night TV.

 

[BEAR]

(A care package is sent to Kyle's room along with a note...)

Dear Cookie Monster ,

I am here at home stage managing a show and I baked some cookies for the kids in my cast. I had some extras so I thought I'd send them to you. They are white chocolate macadamia nut. Share with the others. Also, I hear that Alex has been going through hard times, so it would be nice of you to share with her too.

Hope everything is well. Give my love to the gang. I miss you all and will see you soon.

Love,
Bryan

 

[Erine81981]

Lookie at what you got Cookie. A carepackage of cookies from Bryan.

Cookie M: Gimme gimme gimme! *takes the package and starts to eat them all*

Hold up Cookie. There's a letter here too. *reads the letter to Cookie Monster*

Dear Cookie Monster ,

I am here at home stage managing a show and I baked some cookies for the kids in my cast. I had some extras so I thought I'd send them to you. They are white chocolate macadamia nut. Share with the others. Also, I hear that Alex has been going through hard times, so it would be nice of you to share with her too.

Hope everything is well. Give my love to the gang. I miss you all and will see you soon.

Love,
Bryan

And that's what it says.

Cookie M: But me want them all.

That's not what sharing is about. Come with me. *grabs Cookie by the hand*

We head over to Alex's room

Hey Alex. How are you feeling?

Cookie M: Lookie at what Bryan sent me. Cookies!

Bryan heard that you were having a bad week so he told Cookie in his letter that it would be nice to share with you.

For no reason some music starts up

Cookie M: Me got some something that she want
she got some something that me want
Put both somethings together and share

Me: She'll take her something that she likes
You take your something that you like
Then put both things together and share

Cookie M: Yeah

Both: One for all, all for one
Sharing every everything for fun

Me: Maybe one something is little
Maybe one something is bigger

Cookie M: But hey! What else can me figure to do

Both: But to share your every somethings with her

Cookie M: (spoken) Hey Kyle. Me got it all figured out
Me: (spoken) Oh good.

Cookie M: (spoken) Ok now. Me got cookie and she got milk
Me: (spoken) *nods in agreement* If she has any.

Cookie M: (spoken) Right. So she give me milk and me got milk and cookies.
Me: (spoken) Wait a second Cookie Monster. What do you think we've been singing about?

Cookie M: (spoken) Me no know. Me no listen.
Me: (spoken) No no no. What we've been singing about is sharing. See she'll give you some of her milk (if she has some) and you give her some of your cookies.
Cookie M: (spoken) Oh me see!

Both: All for one, one for all
Sharing every everything and having a ball

Cookie M: Me got more something than she got
She got more something that me got

Both: So what? We're sharing them all equally

Cookie M: Because the best thing we got to share

Me: The best thing you two got to share

Both: Yeah, the best thing we got to share's you and her

Me: You and her

Cookie M: Me and her

Me: You and her

Cookie M: Both of us

Me: Cookie Monster and Alex

Cookie M: Cookie Monster and Alex and Cookie Monster

Me: And Me too

Cookie M: Oh, me love this song

(the music fads out)

Now you see what i was talking about?

Cookie M: Yes me do. Me and Alex get all these cookies to our selfs.

Yes....no! Aren't you going to share with me?

Cookie M: Nope. Me and Alex. Bye bye! *shuts Alex's door on me*

Now what kind of friend is he? *scoffs and walks away*

 

[The Count]

*Laughs. Hey Kyle, there's a white macadamia chocolate cookie in the fridge from last time I went to Subway's. It's yours if you want it.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Hops onto Eddie's back)
And you did not save me some?
You bad man. :/

(Glomps)

I'm joking.
Here.
Got you a brownie.
(Hands it to him happily)

 

[Erine81981]

Thanks Ed. But i'm not really into those kind. I don't know what came over me. I just wanted to share in the fun.

*music kicks in again*

Not again! *pulls at hair and runs into the room shutting the door behind me*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is at the typewriter...typing. The Newsman is on TV.

Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash! A major recall on El Cheapo stage and television lights is currently in effect. Apparently the bulbs are so bright, they cause whatever they're lighting to suddenly turn into popcorn. A spokesperson for El Cheapo said earlier today...

The Newsman's desk explodes into mounds and mounds of popcorn, engulfing him.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Erine81981]

I feel really bad for that newsman.

Grover: We all do. But he is not as good as froggy baby.

Oh by the way. Can you send these cookies to room 6?

Grover: I am on the job. *salutes*

Good. Now to watch some.......oh wait. I almost forgot. I can work a little on the Muppet Wiki. *gets the stuff i need* There. Now on to working. *starts typing really fast*

 

[The Count]

*Gets glomped by sissy. Gaah! Ooh, brownie? Thankies.
Kyle, you got an account on Wiki? How fun! Wonder what those Twiddlebugs are up to. Eh, they've probably driven Prawnie crazy.

*End music can be heard as Ed collapses happily on his own bed.
UD: MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter...
Me, snoring: Zzzzzzz.
Count: And by the number 4. For MC's 4th awards ceremony. Go and vote!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *cuddled up in her quilt from Erin, sharing cookies and milk with Cookie* These are really good! Thank Bryan for me, ok Cookie? And thank you for sharing! That was a real fun song you and Kyle sang!

Sweetums: *eating some of Storyteller's stew* So was the song Scooter sang!

Alex: You bet. That's always been one of my favorites.

Bean: *reading the joke book* tee hee.... tee hee....... See? We told you things would get better.

Alex: You sure did. *looks at a cookie thoughtfully* I'm just afraid that they're going to get worse before things get any better than this.....

Sweetums: Well, then I'd say they'd be pretty good, doncha think?

Alex: You bet.