Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ernie, Bert, it's great having you guys stay with us again. I'm glad Bry asked me to do it.
Bert: Yeah, me too. Of all the places to stay, your room's one of my favorites Ryan.
Ryan: Really?
Ernie: Have you forgotten, Bert, that Gonzo lives here?
Bert: Well, no, of course not. Who could forget that. But I'm much happier now that I have someone dignified and normal like Sam to talk to.
Sam: Mmhm, yes indeed mister Bert! It is wonderful to have someone with as much culture and class as you staying with us.
Ryan: Sheesh...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Guys, I feel like I've been a bad roommate, I haven't been around much
Red: No you haven't
Mokey: Red! That's not very nice
Beth: She's right though I haven't been here much and I'm really going to work on that
Abby: We still love you
Wanda: We know you've been busy
Beth: Thanks guys. Now first order of business, cookies and a sympathy card for Alex
Mokey: I'll get the card
Wanda: Abby and I will bake the cookies
Beth: Next order of business is the swim team. Red, how's that coming?
Red: I have to put up signs announcing that the season is starting
Beth: I'll help, let's get to work
Red: Yay! It feels back to normal here!
Beth: Is it ever normal?
Red: Ok, you got me there

 

[Erine81981]

*watching Scrubs DVD first season* This is one funny show. I've enjoy it ever since watching the reruns on other channels. So i finally got the first seasons. *head whooes toward Herry* Can't wait to get the other seasons. *smiles really big*

Herry: *eyebrows raise up* Your scaring me.

Sorry. I've been watching to much.

Herry: You can say that again. So did Alex ever like our song?

Not that i know of. She's still sad. I can understand. When my grandpa passed away. I was just not really wanting to talk to anyone.

Herry: I remember. You were sad.

Yea. So i understand where she's coming from. Wanna watch any with me?

Herry: *looks at me like are you kidding me*

*nervous laughter* Gotcha. *points finger like gun*

Herry: We have to get you out more. *gets up and walks to his room*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ok Mokey, you have the card for Alex?
Mokey: Yep
Wanda: I've got the cookies here too
Beth: All right let's leave them by her door. Hopefully a certain hungry monster will not find them first
Wanda: I wrapped them in extra cellophane just in case
Beth: Good idea
*they leave a sympathy card and some chocolate chip cookies outside of Alex's room*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Bites her lip)
So...

Bunsen:
Yes.
Mailing him to the hospital now...
(Tsks at his flattened assistant)

Beaker:
(Whimpering)
Meewooooooo...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Remembering those days makes me glad I'm a taxidermist.

Bunsen:
I really do agree!

Claudia:
(Goes back to work)

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *brings in the gifts* Alex, come look at these! *smells the flowers*

Alex: Oh, those are gorgeous! Daffodils are my favorite, you know. I'll have to go thank Kathy and the girls. Aw, and cookies from Beth's room? How sweet!

Bean: Wow, that's real nice of everyone! Wasn't Kyle's song super fun?

Alex: It was. That was real nice of him. I'd better go thank everybody! *heads over to Kathy's room*

 

[The Count]

Oh hi Alex... If you need anything... Like a good friendly hug... We're here for ya kiddo.
UD: Chin up... Happier times are in store for you.
Count: Especially with so many friends you can count on.

*We all wish Alex well in an attempt to brighten her day.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony returns to his room, and notices Lefty, Crazy Harry and the Newsman wearing their new badges.

Tony: Hey guys, I...where'd you get the badges?

Lefty: What badges?

Newsman: They were left outside of our room by The Count.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHOOOOHEEEEEEHAHAHAHA!

Tony: Cool. Where's mine?

Newsman: There's an extra one there for you.

(Tony looks around room)

Tony: Where?

Lefty: Hey! Psst! C'mere!

Tony: What?

Lefty pulls Tony's badge out of his coat.

Lefty: Check dis out!

Tony: My badge!

Lefty: Riiiight, riiiiight. It could be your badge. Fer a nickel!

Tony (grabs badge from Lefty) Gimme that! I must go thank The Count!

(Tony leaves, and heads for The Count's room)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(A care package is sent off to Alex's room: it contains a quilt from Erin, a joke book from Scooter, a book of poetry from Nora, a pot of radish-potato stew from Storyteller, and Beige's old plush rumblebug. There is also a sympathy card signed by all five residents.)

(back in room 7, the gang is seated in a circle in the common room, and Scooter has his guitar)

Scooter: I dedicate this song to Alex. (starts to play)

When you're down...and troubled,
And you need a helping hand,
And nothing, oh nothing is going right...
Close your eyes and think of me,
And soon I will be there,
To brighten even your darkest nights...

You just call out my name,
And you know wherever I am,
I'll come running, yes I will,
To see you again...
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
All you've got to do is call,
And I'll be there, yes I will...
You've got a friend.

If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds,
And that old north wind begins to blow...
Keep your head together,
And call my name out loud,
Soon I'll be knocking on your door...

All: You just call out my name,
And you know wherever I am,
I'll come running...to see you again,
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
All you've got to do is call,
And I'll be there...

Scooter: Ain't it good to know you've got a friend,
'Cause people can be so cold,
They'll hurt you, and desert you,
They'll take your soul if you let them,
But don't you let them...

All: You just call out my name,
And you know wherever I am,
I'll come running...to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
All you've got to do is call,
And I'll be there, yes I will...
You've got a friend.

(Tune in question is "You've Got a Friend;" tip of the hat to Carole King, who wrote it, and James Taylor, who covered it.)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
(Cuddles up to Beaker)
Oh...

Beaker:
(Does so unconsciously)
Meeepp...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, wow!
That was just...
(Cuddles up to Beaker)

Claudia:
...Sweet.
(Melts)

Um...could you guys stop cuddling me?

Bunsen:
OH! Pardon me!

Beaker:
(Flushes a magenta)

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'mmarried.

Claudia:
(Rolls eyes at Phil's comment)
That was so kind of Scooter.
That should make Alex feel better. <3