Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *drops about two inches and pulls Bean down to the ground* Allright!
Bean: *holding on tightly to Sweetums* Thanks!
Alex: *still floating* *a cloud appears beneath her*
Bean: *scratches his head and goes to bed*

 

[The Count]

Mmm... Sure hope Aunt Ru updates Kermie's Girl, especially since there's a surprise for everyone should she post that chapter she's been tantalizing me with for the last month. Oh well, I'll read it no matter what. Headed off to bed guys, gotta wake up early tomorrow. You're on midnight patrol.
*Leaves Count and Uncle Deadly in charge, as they nod their heads in agreement while watching some late-night fright shows.

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar's trashcan lands with a crash

Oscar: *rolls out of trashcan*
What a trip! *gets up and sees his trash everywhere* Wow! Now that's how i like it.

*opens the door* Oh my gosh! It's dirty and smelly out in the hallway.

Bruce: *sniffs* Smells bad.

You've got that right. Smells. OSCAR!

Oscar: What?

Did you make this mess?

Oscar: And if i did?

Clean it up. Ed, Beau or George isn't going to like having to clean again. *looks at Bruce* I hate to make someone else clean who does the cleaning around here. It make me feel bad..*raises voice to Oscar*..when someone who i knew did it!

Oscar: Alright alright. Don't have a grouch, baby. *laughs* *starts picking up his trash*

Grover: Hurry guys. There still more speical features on the fraggles.

Bruce & Me: Oh boy! *both shut the door and run and jump back onto the couch*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Mimzy: Hey Kim, quick question...
Kim: Yeah Mimzy?
Mimzy: When everyone else was floating around earlier, how come you stayed put?
Boober: Yeah; we were hanging onto the bunk beds for dear life!
Kim: It's simple, really.
Gillis: *realizing* Oh no...
Kim: I'm simply one of the more grounded people in the dorms.
Tosh: *groaning* Boo!
Gillis: I knew it...
Boober: Ow. Ow, ow ow. Enough with the horrible puns!

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Strolling in the streets)

Claudia:
We should go out more often. You guys get too cooped up
in your labs, that sooner or later you'll become a hermit.

Dr. Van Neuter:
You know what? I kinda like it out here.

Bunsen:
Hmm. I prefer the company of scientific creativity.

Claudia:
AW! Don't be such a downer!

Beaker:
Meep!

Claudia:
Come on and
Ease on down, ease on down the Road!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Come on, ease on down
Ease on down the road!

Beaker:
Meeemeeemee! mee!

Claudia:
Don't you carry nothing
That might be a load
Come on, ease on down...ease on down the road!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Pick your left foot up
When your right one's down,
Come on legs keep moving
Don't you lose no ground!

Claudia:
You just keep on keepin'
On the road that you choose;
Don't you give up walkin'
'Cause you gave up shoes...!

*They all look at eachother's feet*

Claudia:
Erm...I did not want to wear shoes today...

Bunsen:
Why?

Claudia:
The song...

Bunsen:
Oh, how graceful...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ease on down, ease on down the road
Come on, ease on down
Ease on down the road
Don't you carry nothing
That might be a load,
Come on...

Beaker:
Meeeeeee meeeeee!

Claudia:
Ease on down,
Ease on down the road
Ease...On...Down,
Ease...On...Down,
Ease on down, ease on down the road!

*Claudia and Neuter begin skipping away*
--

Bunsen:
Oh, now we're going to see the wizard of oz now?
*Shakes head*

Beaker:
Carriedawaymeep!

Bunsen:
No, she watched The Wiz last night with Michael Jackson.
*Walks the way they skipped*

Bunsen:
Meemee.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Dance your cares away!
Gonzo: Whoo! Worries for another day!
Ryan: Let the music play!
Sam: ...What are you doing?
Ryan: Hi Sam! Look! Fraggles!
Gonzo: Yeah!
Sam: What are... Fraggles?
Ryan: Sam... we live with some Fraggles in the Dorms!
Sam: ...Uch, those furry... singy things?
Gonzo: Of course! Isn't it great! Put the DVD in Ryan!
Ryan: You got it Gonzo!

 

[The Count]

Mmm... Sounds like Ryan got his FR Season 3 set.
Count: Yes... So vhen vill ve add it to our own groaning video dybrary?
*Gentle sigh... Soon-ish or later-ess somewhats. AlthoughI'm more interested in going to get Old School Volume 2.
Count: Ah yes, ve mustn't forget about that too.
UD: And what about TMS Season 2 my fiends?
Well... To tell the truth, I'm kinda skipping buying the season sets as I can get all 120 episodes from my friend in Canada, though I haven't rully bugged him for more episodes or specials in a long while. That reminds me, there are some I'd want to get from KermiClown...
Count: So, vill you buy the DVD's through amazon.com and help out MC?
You know, that's a "predicament" I found myself in last year with all these releases. On the one hand, I should do my civic part and buy them there so some funds are ciphened through the ether to this great community known as Muppet Central.
Count and UD: But?
Well... On the other hand, now that I've found a store that actually does carry all these great Muppet-related releases, I kinda feel more active getting out of the house, after asking and finding someone who can take me to and help me at the store itself, and buy it there in person. Sort of the thrill of the haunt I got back in my system when the figures were on the market.
*Both fiends nod their heads in understanding.
Guess we should let Ryan enjoy himself before sending you up as a fiendly reminder of his lagging nagging duties, eh Uncle Deadly?
UD: Quite fright. *Cracks knuckles and short blue sparks jolt free yet harmlessly.

 

[theprawncracker]

Link: *sees Ryan, Gonzo, and Camilla watching Fraggle Rock* *ahem* What are you doing, Ryan?
Ryan: Watching Fraggle Rock, Link, wanna join us?
Link: ...Why?
Ryan: Because it's fun.
Link: Mm, well, what is Clifford doing?
Clifford: *in bedroom* *slams door*
Link: Yes, I think I will join you.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Bunnie, stay still!

Bunsen:
You expect me to do so?
You must think me as a dimwitted man!

Claudia:
Please! I want to hypnotize you!

Bunsen:
Claudia, I do not wish to be!
*Goes to the other side of the table*

Claudia:
Please! I tried it on a chicken today!
It really worked!
*Follows*

Bunsen:
I will not repeat myself!
I'd probably blabber something out!

Claudia:
All the better!
*Tries to hold him down but bumps her head against the wall*
Ouch!

Bunsen:
Do it on Beaker!

Beaker and Neuter:
*Runs out*

Bunsen:
Crud.

Claudia:
*Sniffles and wails*

Bunsen:
I know I know...
you can shed those crocodile tears but
you will not earn any sort of sympathy from me.
I shan't be tricked so easily!

Claudia:
*Glares*
YES YOU WILL!

Bunsen:
Oh dear.

 

[The Count]

Count: Did I hear someone vanted to try out some hypnotism?
Yes, that was probably my crazy sister.
Count: Ahem, I'll be fright back...

*A few minutes later... The numerian vampirian rushes into Claudia's room, tackles Bunsen, and holds him in place.
Count: Now Claudia! He's a wery slippery scientist! Get him now! Or do you require my own supernatural assistance?
*Wrangles with Bunsen waiting for Claudia to put him under her spell.