Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *talking to camrea* This is more fun then watching grouchy people play sports. *talking to Alex and the others* What in the world are ya'll doing up there?

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Well, she's being.... um.....
Sweetums: She's kinda off in her own world right now, which could be why she's floating.
Bean: And we just started floating with her! I think one of Mr. Honeydew's experiments went wrong.....

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: Oh that lime green baldy. *his trashcan starts to float off the ground* Hey..what? Oh no. *groans and slams trashcan lid*

*opens the door* What's all..*looks around*..this..*notices Bean, Alex, Sweetums and Oscar's trashcan floating*....*eyes widen*...racket? *looks at the camrea* This place is nothing but full of weirdos. *goes back into his room*

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Smart guy! Stay inside Kyle! I'll make sure nothing happens, but just be careful!
Bean: What are you talking about?
Sweetums: *points to Alex*
Alex: *floating back and forth between her doorway and Kyles doorway with her eyes closed*
Bean: Whaddaya think she's doing?
Sweetums: I don't know....

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Waves to everyone looking red faced while dancing with Beaker*
Remain calm! The lime bald guy is almost done!

Beaker:
MEEP!

Claudia:
Meanwhile...I will entertain you with...
A SONG!

Er...what song...?

Bunsen:
The bald handsome fellow would suggest a Halloween one.
It is coming up soon.

Dr. Van Neuter:
TOTALLY! *Whispers in Claudia's ear*

Claudia:
I love that song!

....

Er...


Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Señora, work your body line
Work, work, work, Señora, work it all the time!

My girl's name is Señora
I tell you friends I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother!
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather!

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa!


Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Señora, work your body line
Work, work, work, Señora, work it all the time

You can talk about Cha-Cha
Tango, Waltz, or de Rumba
Señora’s dance has no title
You jump in the saddle
Hold on to de bridle!

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Rock your body, child!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Somebody, help me!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa!

Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake it all the time (Whoa)
Work, work, work, Señora, work your body line (Yep)
Work, work, work, Señora, work it all the time

Señora, she's a sensation
The reason for aviation
And fellas you got to watch it
When she wind up, she bottom, she go like a rocket!

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Hoist those skirts a leetle higher!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Up the chim-en-y!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa oh oh oh!

[Instrumental Break]

Shake, shake, shake, Señora
Shake your body line
Work, work, work, Señora
Work it all the time
Dance, dance, dance, Señora
Dance it all the time
Work, work, work, Señora
Work it all the time

Señora dances Calypso
Left to right is de tempo
And when she gets the sensation
She go up in the air, come down in slow motion

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Somebody, help me!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whooooa!

Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Señora!

 

[anytimepally]

Don Music, Sal Minella, Randall, and The Two-Headed Monster are all floating

Stein: Walla bancki yu ma noona!
Sal: What in the world is going on around here? WHO DID THIS! ?
Don: This floating business is messing up my hair!
Randall: Messing up your hair?
Don: (deadpan) Yes.
Randall: Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing...
Sal: I'M GONNA MESS UP THE HAIR OF WHOEVER DID THIS!
Randall: Somehow, I don't think that'll be possible, Sal.

Johnny: (entering the room) Hey, what's gonna on guys?
Frank: Fffllllooooaattt!
Sal: We're all floatin' Johnny.. somebody's.. (double take) Why ain't you floatin' Johnny?
Johnny: I don't float.
Don: Can you toss me up a comb?
Randall: You have a comb?
Don: Yeah.. why?
(Randall shakes head)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Hmmmhmmhmm!
*Hums as he connects a wire to another*
I've found success!
We shall be on our feet in less than an hour.

Claudia:
Be specific?

Bunsen:
In 30 minutes. It takes some time--so while we wait
We shall enjoy floating in endless air. Um, Alex has gone into some strange trance....

Claudia:
She'll be fine.
*Steals his glasses*

Bunsen:
Oh!

Beaker:
*Giggles*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Sleeps in the air*

 

[Beakerfan]

Elmo: *on the ground* Oh! Elmo is very happy to be back on the ground, Dorothy! Yeah, yeah Elmo didn't like flying very much. He was a little bit scared.
Dorothy: *bubbles*

 

[The Count]

The Count, Uncle Deadly and I continue reading the updates to the fanfics in our reading room, unaffected by the gravity damage caused by Bunsen (me due to consuming an anti-gravity pill that counters the effects of Bunsen's invention).

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
My tea is floating away...
*Waves to the flying liquid*

Claudia:
*Waves*
Eddie probably took one of your pills.

Bunsen:
I suspected that once the lid was flying loose.

Claudia:
Good for him but fun for ME!
Oh...wha...EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Falls on her bed*
HEEHEEEE! DO THAT AGAIN!

Bunsen:
Hm, almost time.

Beaker:
*Gives him his glasses back*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Lands on his bed*
Huh?