Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
I feel so violated!
I shall have to *Struggles to get the control*..te..le..

Claudia:
Thank you Mr. Count!

Bunsen:
Edward! MR. EDWARD!
*Tickles the vampire*
I will not surrender to the likes of
hypnosis!

Claudia:
Yes.You.Will!

Bunsen:
*Grabs the remote and teleports*

Claudia:
Oh snap...
*Pouts*
Maybe next time Mr. Count...

---

Bunsen:
Oh! What a relief!

except...I'm on a roof....
oh brother..

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still sitting on a cloud, now looking really puzzled*
Bean: So, what should we do?
Elmo: Maybe somebody can help us!
Sweetums: *scratches his head* Gee, I dunno.... Let's go talk to the Electric Mayhem! They seem to know about this kind of stuff...
Bean: *gives Sweetums a weird look* Okaaaaayyyy........
*the three head over to Maddie's room to talk to the Electric Mayhem*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
*Sees Alex and begins to freak out*
MEEEMEEEEMEEEP!

Dr. Van Neuter:
What?

Beaker:
Alexmeep!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I don't think she can hear yah, buddy.
Does she even understand you?

Beaker:
Meh...meemeep..

Dr. Van Neuter:
You meant so-so? Or like...

Beaker:
Meep..

 

[The Count]

*Up on the roof with Bunsen...
Count: Mmm, I see this requires a specialist's touch.
*Snaps fingers after looking directly at Bunsen straight in the glasses, and the scientist is now under the master counter's control.
Count: Wery vell... Hand over that remote.
*Gets the remote deposited in his light purplish palm.
Count: And a 1, and a 2, and a 3, and avay ve gooo!
*Both beam back to Claudia's room.
Count: Here he is all ready and hypnotized for you Claudia. Good night.
*Leaves Room #22,descending to join his roomies once again.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
*Dazed*

Claudia:
*Cackles*
...erm..I mean...Thanks!

*Sits him in front of her*

Wow, he did it so fast!
It takes me about 10 minutes to do that!
He probably studied under the teachings of Jean-Martin Charcot!
So..he'd be classmates with Sigmund Freud?

Anyway!

Alrighty, Bunnie, when I say..

Beaker:
*Drags Bunsen to help Alex*

Claudia:
THAT IS MY VICTIM!
*Rushes after him*

--

Bunsen:
What? What?
*Looks around*
Where am I?

Beaker:
Meeemeemee! Alexmeep!

Bunsen:
Alex, dear child, what are you doing up there?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Meditating I think...

 

[The Count]

Either that... Or she's on Cloud 9.
*Insert groan here.
Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie?Rosita?Can I talk to you please?
Prairieignoring me:Rosita..got any 7s?
Rositaalso ignoring me:Go fish,Prairie
Girls ..come on. I wanted to apologize for the way I acted today.
Prairie:So apologize.keeps on playing Go Fish with Rosita
Can you please stop playing so I can?
Prairie putting down her cards:Go ahead..I'm listening.
Rosita putting her cards down too:I'm listening too.
Last night I was over a friend's house & she said some things that pretty much upset me. It was so bad that I couldn't fall asleep til real early this morning. Since I got up this morning I had a lousy day.Everything seemed to go wrong. I snapped at you two when you didn't deserve it. I just wanted to tell the 2 of you how sorry I am and that I'd never hurt either of you on purpose. I guess that's it.getting up and walking away
Rosita:Kathy?
Hmm?
Rosita:Is that why you slept in the Common Room last night?Because you were having trouble sleeping?
Yeah...and I didn't want to wake either of you or Gaffer up with my tossing turning and grumbling.
Prairie:Oh Kath...come back and sit down!Awww...I didn't realize how upset you were!
Rosita:Why didn't you tell us last night? You know we care.
I don't know.shrugging my shoulders I mean I know you care.But I guess I didn't want to make my problem your problem.I don't blame you both for being mad with me and giving me the silent treatment.
Prairie:Not anymore.Right Rosita?
Rosita:Right,Prairie.
Gaffer comes in...sees me,and turns around
Gaffer...c'mere kitty...I'm sorry you got the brunt of my anger too.Wanna be my friend again?
Gaffer turning around and pouncing on my lap:Meow...purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Sniffles at Kathy and company as she faintly hears their conversation*
Bunnie, how come we're not tight like they are?

Bunsen:
What makes you utter such a thing?
We are to be down in the hood.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Aw, are you jealous?

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
No!
*Raises head stubbornly*

Bunsen:
Come now! You are a terrible liar!
Oh...Claudia! I forgot to ask..what should the decorations
be for Halloween?

Claudia:
YAY!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I want in!

Beaker:
OOOOoomeepmeep!
*Waves to Alex's floaty body*

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *bumps into Claudia & the gang out in the hall* Oh hi guys! Please, don't mind Alex! We're sorting this out!
Bean: *nods quickly*
Alex: *eyes open* *sees everybody staring at her* *closes her eyes*
*the cloud puffs a little farther down the hall, lowering a bit as it does so*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Was that Alex I saw floating down the hallway just a moment ago?
Others: Yes.
Erin: (surveying wreckage around room) And is it true that Bunsen unleashed an anti-gravity formula on the dorms while I was gone?
Others: Yes.
Scooter: But don't worry - I locked the cabinets, so your teapots are safe.
Beige: That's some bruise you've got, Storyteller.
Storyteller: Mmm, well, plunging headfirst into the roof of one's hut when the gravity comes back will do that to you.
Erin: (sigh) I missed so much...
Nora: I heard Sam ranting and raving about Fraggles in the dorms.
Scooter: Oh, so he's not ranting and raving about us weirdoes anymore?
Nora: No, he's still ranting about weirdoes. He's just added Fraggles to the list.

(up in heaven, Jim, Richard and the others are watching Alex float around on a cloud)

Jerry: All together now...one, two...
All: (singing) Hey...you...get off of my cloud...

(couldn't resist, don't you know)