Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

[LOL! I could picture that! The singing I mean. LOL!]

Bunsen:
I am puzzled as to how she managed to
make a cloud appear beneath her. Wouldn't she fall
through because of her weight? As an angel, I'd assume
them to lack weight to where they can rest on a cloud.
I should drag that cloud and see for myself if I could sit on it
without falling through...

Claudia:
I wouldn't try it.
Hey, you know what I noticed?

Bunsen:
Do tell!

Claudia:
Edward- Omniscient
Alex- Cloud bringer
Me- Hypnotist
Erin- Nearly all-knowing on the events in the dorms

ect.

We have wierd abilities....
maybe we're superheros!

Super Beaker:
MEEPMEEEEE!
*Flies out the window*

Claudia:
WE'RE FREAKS!
*Faints*

Bunsen:
Correction, we're supernatural freaks.

Dr. Van Neuter:
I feel so...
powerless.

Bunsen:
*Pats him on the back*

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *sleeping in the hallway*
Bean: *pokes Sweetums* Hey....
Sweetums: *jumps up* WHA -
Bean: *ducks and covers his head*
Sweetums: Oh, sorry!
Bean: Anything? *looks at Alex*
Sweetums: Naw.... the cloud's alot lower...
Bean: Well, she can't stay that way forever!
Sweetums: Hmm... Hey, let's go see Ryan! Maybe he'll know what to do about Alex!
Bean: OK! I wanna go see Gonzo!
*the two go knock on Ryan's door*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *opens door* Oh, hey Bean, hey Sweetums! What's going on?
Gonzo: *sees Bean* AHHH! Sam! Quick! Hide me! *dives behind Sam*
Sam: *frowns* What are you doing?
Gonzo: Hiding from the evil cuteness!
Ryan: *shakes head* Don't mind them guys. So where's Alex?

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: Sal, are you still a bone doctor?
Sal: Sure, I've got that book around here somewhere... why?
Randall: I've got a crick in my neck.
The Two-Headed Monster: Wazisa? Crick? OH.. SWIM!
Randall: Not 'creek,' crick.. that's a pain in my neck.
Don: Johnny bothering you again?
Johnny: Heh.. very funny Don.
Randall: No, I just... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Sal twists my neck around in directions it wasn't designed for)
Sal: There ya go.. good as new.
Randall: A little wanring would've been nice.. but it does feel much better.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Bryan! Oh, Bryan!
Bryan: Right here, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Oh, there you are! Where have you been? I haven't seen you forever.
Bryan: I know. It's been a busy week with work plus closing weekend of my current show. It's been crazy!
Big Bird: (Excitedly) I have to tell you about what happened the other day! Boy did you miss out. It was exciting!
Bryan: I'd love to hear all about it, Big Bird, but not right now! I'm running late.
Big Bird: Where are you going?
Bryan: To the theater. It's our last performance of "Sunday in the Park".
Big Bird: (a little disappointed) Oh...
Bryan: I'm so sorry. I promise you can tell me all about it later, okay?
Big Bird: Okay.
Bryan: Gotta run! Bye!
Big Bird: Bye.

 

[Gloat]

*all in the common room*

Adam: Whew! Are my ears buzzing after last night!

Gloat: Why are they buzzing?

Adam: I went to a gig, it was fun

Boppity: Why didnt you take us?

Adam: I couldnt find you, you said you were going for a walk then dissapeared for eight hours! Why did you take so long?

Boppity: We were having fun!

Adam: Oh... *head in hands* I'm gonna get leashes for you sometime, in fact, i might go do it now *gets up*

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Hi Gonzo! *chases after him*
Sweetums: *to Ryan* Well, see..... that's what we're havin trouble with. She's been floatin on this cloud fer a while and well, *scratches his head* we can't figure out how to get her down! Actually, we don't even know how she got up there! She's not talkin er nuthin. Do you think she's mad at us?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* She's on a... cloud? How very... normal for us I guess. Well, I'll rally Gonzo and Link, Gonzo's been fired into the clouds, and Link's head is always in the clouds, so maybe they can help.
Link: *darts in wearing Pigs In Space costume* How may I be of service?
Ryan: See what I mean? C'mon Gonzo! Okay Swetums, lead the way!

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *heads out the door and walks a little way down the hall* See? She just sits there!
Bean: Hey Gonzo? Can I hang out with you today?
Sweetums: So..... any ideas?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Meee...
*Sees a small crowd around Alex*

Claudia:
*Rushes in with a water gun and squirts at her*
Wakkkkeeeyyy waaakkkeeey!

Bunsen:
Claudia, what are you doing?
Alex is in a state of confusion but you continue to horseplay?

Beaker:
*Gasps*
MEEEMEEEMEEE!
*Whips out his water gun for her defense*


Bunsen:
Oh dear.
I'll side with Claudia in this one..
be right back. *Sigh*

*Goes to the room and brings out a large water gun*

Dr. Van Neuter:
I side with Beaker and Alex!
*Giddily gets his weapon*
Narrarator:
War of the waterguns
Coming to a movie theater near you!