Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Meanwhile, in Room 19...

Tosh: When do you suppose Kim's coming back?
Boober: What if she isn't? What if something horrible happened to her or to one of her parents, and she can't ever come back?
Gillis: *groaning* Boober, get ahold of yourself. At the very least she would have called to let us know something had happened!
Kim: *standing in the doorway* Nah; it's more fun to see you guys work yourselves into a panic.
Fraggles: KIM!
Kim: Whoa! *is tackles by three Fraggles and a Beast* Gee, you guys didn't miss me, did you?
Boober: Well, maybe a little bit.
Gillis: What kept you? We were expecting you to be back earlier this afternoon.
Kim: I was talking to my parents about their trip, and they invited me to stay for dinner. And then I had to go pick up our new roommate...
Boober: Whoa, wait. What new roommate? You never told us about a new roommate.
Kim: Which is the whole point of a surprise, Boober. *opens the door wider to let their new roomie in*
Mimzy: Does this mean its safe to come in now?
Tosh: MIMZY! *dashes forward and hugs her friend* What're you doing here?
Mimzy: *hugging her* I missed you, so Kim asked Ed if I could move in and he said yes.
Tosh: This is going to be so great. You're going to love it here!
Boober: (dryly) Yeah, terrific.
Gillis: Oh, stop it Boober. Mimzy, welcome to the dorms.

-Kim

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Siwy scwewy scientists... If you actually read Claudia's fanfic, you'd know that the first Muppet to appear was Gonzo as Theodore Roosevelt and Camilla as Sacagewea, followed by my namesake as Rasputin. Now if you're going to subject her to forced revelations, see if you can get the next chapter out of her and posted in the threads please.

The Count as Rasputin...so, who'd play Anastasia, and the rest of the Romanovs?

(sure, I know, they might not have been included in the story or the film, but there you go)

 

[The Count]

Not sure... You'd have to talk that over with my sister. One funny inclusion I hope gets played up is Piggy as Anna-Marie Antoinette. Oh, and I think she's slated a young gofer as the young boy pharoah from ancient Egypt.

 

[Erine81981]

*yawns* I need to head to bed. I'm going to Abliene tomorrow to find the season 3 of the Fraggles.

Murray: Can i go?

I'm not for sure.

Herry: I know i would love to go. I need some new barbells.

Bruce: Me too. I want a new shirt. I hope they have mine in.

Grover: I have a new job tomorrow. So i can not come along. But it will be fun.

What is it?

Grover: I will be working at the new Henson Ville Plaza. I will be a door monster gretting people and taking them to their rooms.

Oh i see. Cool. Who's your boss?

Grover: I have not meet him yet. But they say he is a real nice man.

Good for you Grover. Well since it is late i'm going to head to bed. We will talk about you two going. But don't worry. Good night monsters.

Monsters: Good night Kyle.

Murray: Let's play a game.

Bruce: What game will it be?

Herry: How about "Name that Letter?"

Murray: Oooo sounds like fun.

The monsters play into the night as a certain voice is heard, "Muppet Dorms was brought to you by the letter "T" and by the number "16." Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Cental forms. Good night Grover dear." "Good night mommy." *kisses the phone and hangs up*

 

[The Count]

Hensonville Plaza? Hmmm, wonder if Grover meant the Fuzzy Feet Hotel instead. Then again, us human folks need a place to stay if just visiting the town, and a hotel for humans would be a good idea... Though there are various apartments for rent located within walking distance of some of the stores. Eh, it'll have to wait till it gets sorted out with Bryan and whoever else wants to help at the helm.

Night everybodddeeeee...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Last night)

Claudia:
Anastasia will be put in to the story in later chapters.
In fact, Rasputin's history might have been a little inaccurate involving sexual relationships with her. It has never been found of any evidence--only through the adorable letter he wrote to her that seemed harmless!

Oh...I'm TOTALLY CHANGING ROLES! MISS PIGGY WILL BE--

*Gasps*

I SAID TOO MUCH! YOU ALL MUST DIE!

Bunsen:
*Chuckles*
Ok, let her out of the cap!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Geez...I did not know he did
that!

Bunsen:
No, she was trying to say she suspects he did not.
It could be possible though he was a little--touchy.
If you catch my drift.

Dr. Van Neuter:
EW! Like, don't go there!
Claudia tries to make things graphic-free stories!

Bunsen:
Well, we can't change History for what is!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Think of the kids that are in the dorms!

Claudia:
...I'm a kid that lives in the dorms...>_>

Bunsen:
No, Elmo is a child monster who lives in the dorms.

Claudia:
I.Feel.Old.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia has ways to making Rasputin--less
pervie. Rasputin must have had SOME good qualities!

Bunsen:
There was SOME evidence he actually possessed spiritual power.
Though, it could be proven to be a falsi-

Claudia:
STOP SPOILING THE STORY!
*Tackles Bunsen*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Thank you!

Bunsen:
Oh dear!

Beaker:
*Bets with Dr. Van Neuter*
20dollarsmeep?

Dr. Van:
Deal.

---

(Today)

Beaker:
*Gets twenty dollars from him*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh darn.

Claudia:
Sleepy....ergh...headache..

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Oh, so Anastasia and her family will make it into the story.

(up in heaven)

Richard: All those rumors about Rasputin and Alexandra, and the others - it's a load of tripe. But Anastasia told me that they were good for a laugh sometimes.

Erin: Wait - Richard, you've met Anastasia?
Richard: Oh, yeah, everyone knows everyone up here.
Scooter: What's she like?
Richard: She's really nice - has a wicked sense of humor, and when she's not working as a guardian angel she's got a regular gig at the comedy club on Cloud Nine. Jim, Jerry and I are thinking about giving her a spot on the writing team.
Nora: Did she tell you...what happened that night in 1918...
Richard: She says I'm not allowed to tell you, and that it's for the historians to figure out. (pause) But she did tell me that her sisters did like to sneak into Stalin's office and knock things over as a joke.

 

[The Count]

You know Erin... Kinda surprised you haven't found by this time a rat and/or king prawn attempting to infiltrate your oom and plant parafernalia from the other Muppeteer clubs... After all, they live in the room directly above yours.
Oh well, gotta get showered and dressed, jetting off for classes on campus soonish.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Oh? What do you mean by that?
Beige: But we've got a reinforced ceiling - it'd be impossible for a rat or a prawn to break through.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I figured that--about Rasputin.

Bunsen:
Who are you talking to?

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
WHY DO I HEAR VOICES HUH?

Dr. Van Neuter:
You know...I hear them too...