Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh! A box! Go get it Beaker!

Beaker: Meeeee?

Bunsen: Yes you, Claudia is too busy huggling Gloat and Bobbity to the next lifetime.

Beaker: Meeecrush!

Bunsen: It is a risk I am willing to take. Go on, you have us as back up if she hops out of that door.

Beaker: *Shaking* *Walks slowly towards the boxes and picks one up*

Bunsen and Neuter: *Peers from their hiding place*

Beaker: *Opens it* *Quietly gasps* Meeee? *Pins it on his lab coat pocket*

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh! We've badges? I seem to be up high on the scale according to our broken meter! *Looks to his box*

Bunsen: Oooo! I'd like to see mine. *Goes his box*

*They all open it up*

Claudia: Huh? *Puts the monsters down* A box?

Bunsen: Indeed so! Go ahead and have a peek!

Claudia: Okay...*Looks at it cautiously*

Bunsen: Go on...

Claudia: How do I know if this is not so-

Dr. Van Neuter: You just gonna stare at it? Or are you gonna open it? Tch! Pllllleeeaasse.

Bunsen: Agreed.

Claudia: Ok ok! *Opens it* Oh.My. GOSSSSSHHHHHHHH! WHOOHOOOO! I AM A-A-A.....YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYY! *Pins it to her shirt* Oh! I am...sooo...

Bunsen: Honored?

Beaker: Meee?

Dr. Van Neuter: Sexy?

*They all stare at him*

I've been hangin' around with the prawn too much.

Bunsen: Oh.

Claudia: Honored, yes, honored!

Bunsen: Oh good!

Dr. Van Neuter: Greattt!

Beaker: Mwomee!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (tapping a few more computer keys and stretching arms over head) Congratulations, Claudia, and welcome to the gleefully insane ranks of senior membership. (pats her own badge, a pair of silver Scooter glasses)
Beige: (perched on table, watching Erin type) How's the story coming along?
Erin: It's done and filed.
Beige: What's it about, a group of Fraggles arguing over which jokes are funny and which aren't?
Erin: I wish - instead it's about a group of silly creatures arguing over how to make the rules.
Scooter: Hey, did you guys hear? Madeleine L'Engle just died.
Erin: The author of "A Wrinkle in Time?" Oh, dear...
Nora: (sits up nervously) I loved that book...
Scooter: Yeah, me too...but she was 88, she had a good run.
Erin: It's funny - there's a reading of banned books coming up sometime in the next few months, and I'm thinking about reading a few snippets from "A Wrinkle in Time."
Scooter: Then it'll be a tribute as well as a reading.
Nora: Now why on Earth would that book be banned? I can't see anything wrong with it.
Erin: (shrugs) It's 'cause of the whims of a few uptight parents and the occasional wigged-out teacher. But being a reporter and an avid bookworm, I'm a tad biased.
Beige: Banning books - we never did that in Fraggle Cave. Sure, we used to write people up for saying "whoopee," and lock the Rock Fraggles up in cages for a bit just for grins, but banning books - no.
Storyteller: Oh, politics, politics. (pours grape-laden cake batter into a pan and sets it into the oven) The cake will be done in an hour, everyone.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Thanks Erin! *Smiles*

Bunsen: I'm ecstatic! So ecstatic...I-I-I I would not know how to express it but-t-t...whatever! You smarties know exactly what I'm trying to say.

Beaker: Meee!

Dr. Van Neuter: Totally.

 

[The Count]

Ooh... That reminds me... Song on it's way Erin, I hope.

And as a note, all roomies of MC Senior Members are also Seniors by default, getting their own silver-lettered named Kermit The Frog badges.
Just a bit of updating for the new Muppets joining us this year.

 

[Beakerfan]

Meanwhile, amid all the insantiy, a rather large and frightening creature enters the entrance of the dorms.....
Sweetums: Hello? Is anybody here? *sets one giant box down and rings the bell*
Alex: *hears a loud THUD! coming from downstairs* Boys quick! Clean up your mess!
Bean: *coloring pictures with Elmo* Wh-what was that Alex?
Alex: It's your new roomie! Now come on! Clean up those crayons!
Elmo: Elmo is excited, but a little scared to meet this new friend. Are you excited to meet this new friend, Dorothy?
Dorothy: *bubbles*

 

[BEAR]

Alex: *soaking wet from Fluffy's trick* That was a rotten trick Oscar! Oh, and by the way? I left a present for you out here! *sets down a small bomb and runs back to her room, plugging her ears on the way*

Ernie: (sees the bomb by Oscar's can) Hmm...what's this? Looks like a bowling ball. Why would someone leave this here. I didn't think Oscar liked bowling. (sees Alex) Oh, hi there. Maybe you'd like this. (hands the bomb back to her) Bye bye!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Gasp* MEEEEEEEEEEE! *Throws himself to catch the bomb by snatching it out of her hands*

Claudia: What?

Bunsen: Hmm?

*Bomb explodes*

Claudia:
BEAAAKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
*Falls to the ground*

Bunsen:
Oh, nothing you haven't gone through before!
*Lands on his bottom*

Claudia:
Smells like...

Bunsen:
toast...

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *is handed bomb* Ernie! Wait! Dont- *bomb explodes* Never mind.....
*the elevator opens, and a slightly squished Sweetums walks out*
Sweetums: Whoa! Nobody told me Crazy Harry lived here!
Alex: *coughs* No, not Crazy Harry. Crazy Al.
Sweetums: Crazy Harry has a brother?
Alex: Not really.... come on! I'll show ya around!
EDIT:
Alex: *suddenly realizes Beaker had snatched the bomb out of her hands* BEAKERRRRRRR! *holds the toasted Beaker in her arms* Sweetums, would you help me take him back to Claudia? She needs to know what happened.
Sweetums: Sure! *sets his box down and carries Beaker and Alex back to Claudia's room*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Shaking and looking blacker than coal* Me-mee-meee-meeee *Looks tramautized*

Bunsen: Tsstsss

Claudia: *Steps on his foot*

Bunsen: OOH!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Sorry about that guys. That didn't go the way I planned it......
Sweetums: *sets Beaker and Alex down*
Alex: Thank you Sweetums! Oh! Sweetums, this is Claudia, Dr. Phil Van Neuter, and I know you've already met Dr. Honeydew and Beaker
Sweetums: Hi guys!