Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hey Sweetums! OOOOO! *Hugs the big lug* Welcome to the dorms!

Bunsen: Hello there, Sweetums.

Beaker: *waves and coughs out black smoke*

Dr. Van Neuter: Hiya!

Claudia: I'll leave y'all alone. Sweetums, enjoy your stay!

*They go to their room*

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (Gives Bernice a letter to send to Ed) Thank you, Bernice. You know, this carrier pigeon thing is quite handy. So, Cookie Monster, did you get everything unpacked and settled.
Cookie: Yeah. Me all moved in.
Bert: Hey! (comes out of his bedroom) Who put their stuff in my room?
Cookie: Oops.
Bryan: Uh oh. No, Cookie. That's Bert and Ernie's room. You're sharing this room right here with me. The one on the right.
Cookie: Oh, me so sorry. Me have that stuff moved right away. (goes to move his things)
Bert: Thank you. Oh, Cookie! There are cookie crumbs all over my bed!
Cookie: Me not do that.
Bert: (Skeptical) You didn't do that?
Ernie: Actually, that was me, Bert.
Bert: You?
Ernie: Uh huh. You know how you always tell me never to eat cookies in my bed?
Bert: Yeah...?
Ernie: Well, I didn't eat cookies in my bed. I ate them in your bed. Khekhekhekhekhe! (pats Bert on the back)
Bert: *sigh*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: So Link, we haven't had a chance to chat since you moved in.
Link: Well I understand that you've been very busy.
Ryan: Yeah, that's true.
Link: But I also know that you'll always have time for your favorite roommate.
Ryan: Beg pardon?
Link: I mean, naturally since you chose me I'm your favorite.
Ryan: What makes you say that? I chose Gonzo, Clifford, Camilla, and Sam too.
Link: Yes, but they're not in here talking to you now, are they?
Ryan: Well, no, but--
Link Then that makes me your favorite.
Ryan: *rolls eyes*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Right next door to us live Ryan and his gang. I'm sure you'll meet them eventually.... and one door over is Kyle and his bunch. And here..... is our room!
Sweetums: Oh wow! This is great! *sees Elmo and Bean hiding in their beds* Hi guys! *scoops them up in a big hug*
Bean: Oh, uh, hi Sweetums!
Elmo: Oh, Elmo is so happy to meet you! Yeah. Elmo was a little scared at first, but now he is happy!
Alex: See? I told you guys you would like him!

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, Bryan?
Bryan: Yes, Big Bird?
Big Bird: There's a lot of new friends around the Dorms. Do you think we can go around and say hi to everybody?
Bryan: I don't see why not. We haven't really gotten to socialize much with anyone this week. Besides, it'll give us a chance to escape while Bert has his freaking out time. Haha! I even made some sunflower-sesame seed honey bars we can hand out.
Big Bird: Oh that sounds great!
Bryan: Come on!
(Bryan and Big Bird go around the dorms to say hello to old friends and welcome the new)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Goes to the restroom for a shower*

Claudia: He smelled like a lawn mower!

Bunsen: Where there is bravery...comes a smell most intolerable.

Claudia: Like?

Bunsen: Burnt toast mixed with lawnmower.

Claudia: *Giggles*

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *sits down on the bottom bunk bed, which belongs to Elmo* This is great! I mean, great roommates, a real comfy bed.... and LOOK! My own dresser!
Alex: Actually, your furniture hasn't come yet. But you're welcome to use my bed until then.
Sweetums: *gets off of Elmo's bed* Oh, sorry about that little buddy! *hits his head on ceiling* Oof! I gotta be more careful!

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (with Big Bird, knocks on Alex's door)

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hmm...a lot of our friends don't seem to be home.
Big Bird: Maybe they're at work or at school.
Bryan: Yeah. Well, we can just leave the sunflower-sesame seed honey bars on all the doorsteps.
Big Bird: Okay!
Bryan: I wonder if Ed got my message I sent earlier.

 

[The Count]

*Cackling with glee... Oh hey Bry, yes, I got your message. Just have to go back to the town's layout thread and add the new establishments to what was plotted out there. Hexpect a message when I get the chance to put it all together.

Also, just sent Claudia my latest notions, sure hope she can put them to hauntingly lovely illustrated form.