Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

(Bryan and Telly walk down the hallway each carrying two bags full of trash)
Bry: Thanks for helping me clean out the room, Telly.
Telly: No problem.
Bry: There was just so much junk in my desk and closet that is really not needed anymore.
Telly: Well, I know where it's needed.
Bry: Yep. Our neighborhood "pack rat". (opening Oscar's can) Special delivery, Oscar! (drops the 4 bags which are full of various junk items, including old greeting cards, a lamp chain, dented candy tins, a broken calculator, a pair of sunglasses with one lens popped out, and dried out pens, in the can.)
Telly: He'll love that!
Bry: Yeah. Come on, Telly. Let's go see if there's any more.

 

[Erine81981]

Down in Oscar's can............

Oscar: Well well well. Some new trash just for me. *opens all four spreading them through out his pad* Now to do something with all this this stuff.

 

[Erine81981]

*watching "America's Got Talent* Oh boy this is going to be fantasic.

Grover: *eatting the Chicken Al King*

Herry: When's Kermit and his friends coming on?

Don't know. Just can't wait.

Maurice: That guy that does the van..vantre...

Ventriloquist?

Maurice: Yes that's the word. He's good.

Murray: What is that?

It when someone can.....uh it's just the a name for people who carry around their buddies.

Murray: Why not carry me around?

Well your a little big.

Herry: Little big? He's big! Like me.

Let's get back to show.

Grover: I think i just heard him say something about my buddy Kermie baby.

I hope so Grover. Let's watch.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Hi Beth, welcome back. Kyle need to talk to you. Me wanted to tell you before me forgot.
Beth: No problem, I'll give him a call. There are cookies on the table.
Cookie: COOKIES! *runs over and immediately devours*
Beth: *calls Kyle* Hey Kyle, heard you were looking for me, what's up?

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *pops up* Now this is my kinda of my music.

Grover: They have a really good rhythm.

Oscar: No they don't! They were awful and i liked it.

I know i liked it. They were wonderful.

Oscar: Awful!

Wonderful!

Oscar: Awful!

Wonderful!

Oscar: Awful!

Grover: They are at it again.

Herry: Yep.

Grover: Should we stop them?

Herry: Nah. Let's keep watching the show. Maybe Kermit will be back on.

Grover: Yeah!

The shouting keeps going

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: Awful!

Wonderful!

Oscar: Awful!

As me and Oscar keep disagreeing with each other the phone rings

Herry: Hey Kyle!

What!

Herry: Beth is on the phone.

Beth? What does she want? *gets the phone* Hey Beth. What's up? What'd you call for?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Wow, sounds like Cookie Monster's on the prowl tonight; better lock up the cookie jar.
Erin: I would - if we had a cookie jar, which we really don't.
Storyteller: What? But every organized person needs a cookie jar in the kitchen.
Nora: Storyteller. Remember who we're talking about.
Erin: Yeah. There are a lot of words that can describe me. Organized is not one of them.
Storyteller: All right, but at least don't leave the teapot so close to the edge of the counter; I don't think it can survive one more trip to the floor.
Erin: I know...I've been meaning to get a couple of new ones. (shrugs) Anyone want some tea?
Nora: It'll have to be decaf for me.
Storyteller: Full-strength, dear, I'm translating a couple of novellas at the moment.
Erin: Right...two Earl Greys, one peppermint. (pours boiling water into mugs and adds tea bags, as E. is doubting her teapot's structural integrity)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well, Cookie Monster told me you needed to talk to me, so I thought I'd give you a call. How'd you like the rest of America's Got Talent?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *extremely bouncy*
Rizzo: T'ink he remembers he still has mat' homework to do?
Clifford: No idea. But at least he liked Kermit and the gang on T.V.
Gonzo: I miss Camilla though.
Rizzo: D'at was Camilla?
Gonzo: Of course! Couldn't you tell?
Red: Um, can I go home now?
Uncle Deadly: You won't find an answer from them, my dear, so you may as well go, I'll let them know you've gone.
Red: Thanks! See ya, guys!
Ryan: *bounces*
Clifford: *shakes head*

 

[Erine81981]

Beth: Well, Cookie Monster told me you needed to talk to me, so I thought I'd give you a call. How'd you like the rest of America's Got Talent?

*on the phone* Well i didn't tell Cookie anything. Maybe someone else did. But i really enjoyed it.

Grover: *remembers* Oh yea. I was the one who told Cookie that i wanted to talk to Beth.

Herry: Better tell Kyle.

Grover: Hold the phone! *runs at me knocking me over which knocks the phone out of my hand* *grabs the phone* Hey Beth. It is me your cute and loveable furry blue monster....Grover. I am the one who needs to talk to you.