Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Lookie at what i got from Bryan. An external hard drive for my computer for all the mp3 songs that i have.

Murray: What's an exiteral hard drive?

It's something for computer. It would hard to explain. Just something for a computer. And it's not exiteral it's external.

Murray: Oh i see.

Herry: I see you finally got the hat with the letter "M" on it. That is so cool.

I know. Cookie Monster gave it to me. He said that you the monsters of Sesame Street made me honorary member of Muppet Monsters of America.

Herry: Yep. Cookie asked me, Murray, Grover, Maurice, Zoe, Elmo and Telly and other monsters too to make you that.

Thanks so very much Herry and Murray. I'll have to thank all the other monsters too. Well since it's late i'm going to hit the hay.

Murray: Hit the hay? Why would you do that? Did it do something to you?

No Murray. It's a saying meaning "going to sleep."

Murray: Like i'm pooped.

Yep. Just like that. Good night monsters.

Murray: Good night Kyle.

Herry: Good night.

As the camera pulls out the window of the hallway we hear a cute furry voice say, "Muppet Dorms has been brought to you by the letter "M" and by the number "16." Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forms. Good night all you sweet cute little people.

 

[Gloat]

*watching '******* The Movie'*

Adam: Wow, never thought it would be so funny!

Gloat: *laughing* I love watching them hurt themselves

Boppity: There should be a second movie

Adam: I thought there was

Boppity: Well what are you waiting for, we need it!

Adam: Alright fine *gets up and walks out to buy it*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey, I'm back!
Wanda: Hi! How was your weekend?
Beth: Good! How was yours?
Wanda: Very nice, I enjoyed my stay with Ed, The Count and of course Fatatita. She's a sweet little cat.
Beth: I'm glad. So where are the others?
Wanda: Cookie is still with Bryan and I haven't seen Red for a couple of days.
Beth: Well, I'm sure they'll be back soon. Man, I have so much laundry to do!
Wanda: I can help if you'd like
Beth: That would be great, thanks.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[JACK--- IS A NASTY MOVIE! XD EWW! LOL! It is amazing how they could go so far as to do those things! XD]

Bunsen:

Feeling artistic?

Claudia:

Yah, I always did. Just that time is being cruel to me! *Laugh*

Bunsen:

Well, I'd make time stop but with Edward's rewinding it damaged my inventions in the process. More or so the gender switch machine--it could have been useful for the FBI, you know? They could have used that as an advantage to succeed over--

Claudia:

Nah thanks.

Bunsen:

Was only a suggestion.

Claudia:

Sweet of yah.

Bunsen:

Aw, shucks. Get to that drawing will you? You promised Edward the drawing.

Claudia:

:3 *Hugging Beaker* Ok ok ok!

Beaker:

*Hears Adam's t.v play* MEEEP!

Claudia:

Oh no, that movie was just terrifyingly daring! I don't think even Gonzo would do those things!

Bunsen:

You'd be surprised.

 

[Katzi428]

*Drops off one last card with a pink bow and a bouquet of flowers at Room #6 in hopes of cheering Kathy out of her current fffftunk.

Prairie:Hey Kath! Look what Ed dropped off for you!handing me the flowers
Awwww...that was sweet of him. sniffing the flowers They smell nice.
Rosita: You think you'll feel better now?
Yeah...I'll be all right.putting water in a vase & then putting the flowers in the vaseI'll thank him later.
Prairie:Good!How about we go to the Hensonville Mall?It's air conditioned & it'll get us out of the dorms.
OK great...sounds good!

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: Dum dee dum dee dum... Hi, Bert.
Bert: (looking up from his book) Oh. Hello, Cookie Monster. (goes back to reading)
Cookie: Bert?
Bert: Umm...yeah. What?
Cookie: How come we never hang out?
Bert: Hang out?
Cookie: Yeah yeah. We friends right?
Bert: Well, sure. We're friends.
Cookie: Okay okay. Then how come we no hang out?
Bert: Well, perhaps it's because you and I have nothing in common. I mean, that must be it.
Cookie: Nothing in common?
Bert: Sure...I mean our interests are completely different.
Bry: (behind the counter making lunch) I dunno...I think you two may have more in common than you think.
Bert: No, no. I am telling you, we don't like any of the same things. For example... Cookie, what is your favorite color?
Cookie: Blue...like me fur.
Bert: Okay. You're favorite color is blue. My favorite color is gray.
Bry: Come on now, Bert. Everyone has different favorite colors.
Bert: Okay. Then what about this. What is your favorite food?
Cookie: What else? Cookies!
Bert: You see? My favorite food is oatmeal.
Cookie: Oh. Oatmeal okay, me guess.
Bert: I like to collect paperclips and bottlecaps. What do you like to collect?
Cookie: Cookies!
Bert: Uh huh! My favorite song is "Doin' the Pigeon". What's yours?
Cookie: (sings) C is for cookie, that good enough for me! C is for cookie...
Bert: You see the pattern here? I'm sorry, Cookie Monster.
Big Bird: (Walks in the room) Hey, Cookie Monster! I think Beth is back.
Cookie: Oh, okay...
Bert: I have to go now anyway. I'll be late for my meeting at the Association of W Lovers. See ya later! (starts to leave)
Bry: Oh, Bert...
Cookie: Wait wait wait! Did you say "W Lovers"?
Bert: Yeah?
Cookie: Me love the letter W!
Bert: (confused) You do?
Cookie: Uh huh!
Bert: (surprised and excited) You love the letter W? This letter right here? (holds up a W)
Cookie: It me favorite letter!
Bert: (Excited) It is?
Cookie: Yep! To...eat! (Grabs the W and devours it leaving little crumbs everywhere.) Uurp! 'Scuse me. (wipes mouth) Boy that fun. Thank you for hanging out with me, Bert. You fun guy. Bye bye! (goes back downstairs to room 3)
Bert: (sighs and faints)

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: *coming in after working at Charlies* Oh boy am i a tired little monster. *sees Cookie Monster* Oh hey Cookie. Hows things going with you?

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: It fine, Grover. Me just going back down to see Beth. She back from vacation.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Oh she is? That is great. I have been wanting to talk to her. Tell her i need to talk to her about something. See you later Cookie. *walks into room 26*

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: Okay, me tell her.