Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: (sleeping) Zzzzzzzzz...
Cookie: (gently creeps up to my bed and tries to wake me whispering) Bryan? Bryan?
Bry: (waking up) Wha...? Huh? (rubs eyes) Cookie Monster? What are you doing up?
Cookie: Me no can sleep.
Bry: Why not?
Cookie: Today was Kyle's birthday.
Bry: Oh that's right. I've been out and busy today I totally forgot. I should go out and get him something tomorrow. How was the party though?
Cookie: Me did not go.
Bry: Why not?
Cookie: Well, me made Kyle a present...
Bry: Yeah?
Cookie: But me ate it.
Bry: Oh dear.
Cookie: And me got so sad, me didn't know what to do. You think Kyle will be mad?
Bry: I'm sure he's not. He loves you.
Cookie: And he one of me best buddies too.
Bry: I'll tell ya what...in the morning, we will get up and get Kyle's present and send it to him. How's that?
Cookie: Okay. Thank you, Bryan.
Bry: You're welcome.
Cookie: And Bryan?
Bry: Yes?
Cookie: (sweetly) You one of me best buddies too.
Bry: Thank you, Cookie Monster. (rubs the top of his head)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Yesterday)

Claudia: :3 SURPRISE!

Bunsen: *Gives him a floating hover car as a gift* :3 Warning, it wastes gas fast.

Beaker: *Gives him a drawing of Kyle holding a large smile*

Claudia: *Throws herself to give him a big hug* HAPPY BITHDEEE!

Bunsen: Frappes anyone?

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(Today)

Claudia: Eddie's been having headaches..I KNEW IT! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHIN' A MATTER WITH HIM!

Bunsen: Not again.

Claudia: IT'S TRUE! Now, all SUPER BEAKER has to do is give him a get well card!

Beaker: Mee? *Looks to uniform*

Claudia: YES!

Beaker: *Puts it on and does a card*

Bunsen: It's just a headache...

Claudia: D: I dun like my Eddie to have those nasty headaches!

Bunsen: Who are you, mother goose?

Claudia: Very funny though I do not see how that fits with me...

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello again from the dorms management team.

Last night we had a party for Kyle... Today, it's the birthday of that funny furry furball... A barrel of bareable bravado with his gentle-natured disposition... Fozzieeee Beeear!
If you have a card or gift, I suggest you leave it for Fozzie with Catherine at Room #20, though I haven't seen any of them in ages here. You might want to call ahead to let them know, to see if they'll want the usual birthday party treatment. Would be a shame to go to the trouble of having a party and the guest of honor failing to show.
At any rate... Happy birthday Fozzie and yuk it up.

 

[Gloat]

Boppity: 2 more gifts? How much people live here

Adam: Now come on, be nice

Boppity: Alright *throws in money*

Adam: We got 120, another 50 each and a kiss from each of you

Boppity: What?

Adam: Hm, you're right, more of a punishment, ok, 50 each and cookies

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Come on, Cookie! We're going out to get Kyle's gift.
Cookie: Yeah yeah!
Bry: Looks like we'll need to pick up another while we're at it for Fozzie.
Ernie: I know a great joke shop on the corner.
Bry: Cool! Let's go. Not sure when Beth gets back, Cookie, but you can just stay with us until we see her.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:

I want to watch the Discovery Channel!

Claudia:

You've hogged it the whole time while I was studying my butt off!

Bunsen:

Yes, but I have rarely been able to get to the television because I've been going crackers for a code I've been trying to crack!

Claudia:

Think I have not been doing the same thing?

Bunsen:

Doubtful, all you worry about is school work. I worry about important things!

Claudia:

Someone finally breaks out of the Mr. Rogers personality!

Bunsen:

*GASP* Oh?

Claudia:

OH!

Beaker:

O_O MEEPEMEEP!

*Claudia and Bunsen struggle for the remote*

Beaker: ...Meee...*Grabs the remote and changes it to Starz*

Bunsen: Back to the Future is on?

Claudia: I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

*They all giggle*

*Bunsen, Beaker, and Claudia sit on the sofa to watch the movie*

[Wanted to make this a little pointless.] XD

 

[Erine81981]

Ok i'm back guys. I just got back from the joke store.

Herry: What for?

Didn't hear?

Herry: No?

It's Fozzie's birthday.

Murray: It is? Wow! The great comdien himself. I have lots of his old jokes in a book that i found in my parents attic. He's a really funny bear.

Good to hear that. Let's all take this over to Kevin and Fozzie's room.

Herry: I'll be there. Let me get my drum.

Ok.

Murray: I'm going to take my......oh no.

What?

Murray: I don't have anything to play with. *starts sobbing*

Herry: Don't worry Murray. I'll let you bang my other drum.

Murray: For real? You will let me do that?

Herry: That's what friends are for.

Murray: Thank you Herry.

Herry: Your welcome Murray. *grabs both drums*

Me, Murray and Herry head over to Kevin's room to give Fozzie his birthday present

 

[The Count]

Uh Kyle... You're going to be searching for a long time... Kevin no longer lives here at the dorms. Fozzie Bear is now rooming with Catherine in Room #20, he's done so since May of 2006 when first she moved in. Hope that's OK pal.
*Drops off a box of honey baclava squares and cylinders, along with a card signed by The Count, Ed, and paw-stamped by Fatatatita and claw-scratched by Batty.

*Drops off another card at Room #3 thanking Beth for letting Wanda room with us.
*Drops off one last card with a pink bow and a bouquet of flowers at Room #6 in hopes of cheering Kathy out of her current fffftunk.

 

[Erine81981]

Uh Kyle... You're going to be searching for a long time... Kevin no longer lives here at the dorms. Fozzie Bear is now rooming with Catherine in Room #20, he's done so since May of 2006 when first she moved in. Hope that's OK pal.
*Drops off a box of honey baclava squares and cylinders, along with a card signed by The Count, Ed, and paw-stamped by Fatatatita and claw-scratched by Batty.

*Drops off another card at Room #3 thanking Beth for letting Wanda room with us.
*Drops off one last card with a pink bow and a bouquet of flowers at Room #6 in hopes of cheering Kathy out of her current fffftunk.

Oh yea. I toadlly forgot Ed. Thanks for that reminder. Ok monsters. To Catherine's room. My mix up since when i remember back in the day that Kevin had moved in.

Murray: Who's this Kevin guy?

Herry: One of our monators guys. He does lots for this dorms too.

Murray: Hmmm guess i haven't meet him. Oh well to Catherine's room!

We all head over to Catherine's room

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Ernie, I thought you said the joke store was on the corner.
Ernie: I didn't say which corner.
Bry: There's the problem. We spent all day looking for this place!
Ernie: Sorry.
Big Bird: Well, look at the bright side. Atleast we got birthday gifts for Fozzie Bear and Kyle.
Cookie: (chomping on something) This chicken taste like rubber.
Bert: That's because it's a rubber chicken.
Cookie: Oh.
Bry: Cookie, don't eat that! (takes it away) It's for Fozzie.
Cookie: Oopsy.
Bry: That's okay. We can wash the slobber off. Telly, do you have Kyle's present?
Telly: Right here! (holding a big box) What is it, anyway?
Bry: It's an external hard drive for his computer. It's meant to store all those great MP3's he has. And boy, does he have a lot! Cookie, you had a special present you wanted to give Kyle, huh?
Cookie: Yeah! Me got it here. (holds up a black bowler hat with a big furry blue letter M on the front)
Bry: What is that?
Cookie: This hat for Kyle. We make him honorary member of Muppet Monsters of America.
Telly: The Sesame Street chapter! Hehe!
Bry: How fitting. I'm sure he'll love it!
Big Bird: I've got the cards I drew!
Bry: Very nice, Big Bird. Let's deliver this stuff!

(The whole gang delivers the external hard drive and hat to Kyle, and the rubber chicken and musical socks to Fozzie.)