Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Telly: Oscar! Oscar! Give me back my pogostick.

Maurice: *walking in the door* I'm hom...*gets trampled by Oscar* Whoa....did anyone catch that number on that pogostick?

Telly: Oscar! Stop Oscar! I want my pogostick back! *tramples Maurice*

Maurice: *gets back up* Man oh man.....*falls back down*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (pokes head out door) What is going on up there?
Nora: Sounds like a pogostick contest or something.
Storyteller: Pogostick...where I come from, it's a leapstick.
Erin: And the Doozers call it something else entirely.
Storyteller: Flooping. Guaranteed to induce hiccups in five out of 10 bull Doozers, including Turbo.
Erin: Poor Telly, he's out there chasing Oscar...and Maurice is going to end up in the hospital if he gets trampled one more time.

(all hear Claudia yell "I am utterly sane and adorable!")

Nora: Uh, should we get her a strait jacket or something?
Erin: Nah, it's business as usual for her, with the mad scientist and the meeping guinea pig for roommates.
Nora: And I thought my siblings were holy terrors.
Erin: Where's Thomas Dolby when we need him? (radio in room starts playing "She Blinded Me With Science") Ah, there he is.

 

[The Count]

*Hears music coming from Erin's room. Doesn't that guy have any other hit songs? Guess not.
Count: Ah, another 1-hit vonder! Reminds me of the Underground Coffins.
Whatever happened to that recording group?
Count: They got buried by the critics.

 

[Katzi428]

*Hears music coming from Erin's room. Doesn't that guy have any other hit songs? Guess not.
Count: Ah, another 1-hit vonder! Reminds me of the Underground Coffins.
Whatever happened to that recording group?
Count: They got buried by the critics.

passing by Room 1 & hearing Ed & the Count's conversationGROAN!Now that's bad!
(wasn't trying to be nosy,btw)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

OOC : I just died laughing Erin. I think I do need one of those! XD

Bunsen: Oh, what a day. Now, I should like to...OOOooo *Hears radio from Erin's room* I fancy that song.

Claudia: I wonder why. *Was stuffed in a machine* TESTING ON HUMANS IS NOT OK! XD

Bunsen: *humming* I very much can relate to this song.

Beaker: Mee *slaps hand on face*

Claudia: I think I must agree with Nora...I DO need a strait jacket.

Bunsen: Oh my dear Claudia, you will have taken part on a most important invention in the history of the world!

Claudia: Like that alchemy machine that turned gold into cottage cheese? *Loling*

Bunsen: That DOES come useful. Hmph...

Beaker: meeemeee!

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Bunsen: It's poetry in motion..Hmmm hmm *does a corny shagadelic dance*

Beaker: *Holding his nose and waving his free hand as a dance* Harmonymeemee

Claudia: *laughing in the machine* Lemme outta here! XD

 

[Erine81981]

Hey guys. *sees no one is home* Where is everyone? *looks in every room* Nope. Not there. *walks out into the hallway and heads over to Oscar's can* Knock knock. Hello in there. *opens lid* Hello! *echo is heard*

Fluffy: *trumpet noise*

Hey there Fluffy! *pets her trunk* Have you seen Oscar?

Fluffy: *sad trumpet noise*

He's gone? Where could he have gone off to? He never leaves his trash belongings. And where is everyone else? This makes no since at all. *heads up to Claudia's room* (Knock knock)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: KYLE HELP! XD EEE! *soundproof*

Bunsen: *chuckles* I'll get that. *Opens door and closes it behind him* Oh hello my dear Kyle. Have you found our green furry friend?

Beaker: *Is with Bunsen* Meemeee

Bunsen: If you didn't then I might recommend that you search within that direction *points to the right side* or call them up on their cellphones...if they've any. *looks pleased* I am sure Beaker could assist you.

Beaker: Meemeemee.

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Claudia: I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN! D:
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Bunsen: : )

 

[Erine81981]

Claudia! Is everything ok in there? Thanks Bunsan but you aren't trying anything on her that would jeopardize her life.....would you?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <drops off a plate of muffins outside of Beth's door> For finishing a series...
Rowlf: I detect a hint of jealousy there-
Lisa: Oh hush!
Rowlf: <Shakes head> It's not my fault you haven't touched it in... months.
Lisa: Well, I just- ...just... I just got an idea. ...<looks at Rowlf> How do you do that? I've gotta talk to you more often!
Rowlf: I don't even know what I did.
Lisa: Neither do I. But I thank you for it. <Shakes Rowlf's paw>
Rowlf: So does that mean you're gonna go write it?
Lisa: ...<shifty eyes>... Don't push it...
Rowlf: <shakes head>
Lisa: Well- Vim needs to process it first! OOH! See there he goes...
Rowlf: I can't see inside your head, Lisa.
Lisa: ...You sure?...
Rowlf: No, but I'm sure I wouldn't want to.
Lisa: Oh.
Rowlf: ...Although- <pulls Lisa's head down and peers into her ear> When do I get my casts off in that story...
Lisa: Hey! <covers ears with hands> That's classified information there! Now come on, we've gotta get back to the room and make sure Chef doesn't burn a hole in the ceiling. What was he cooking again?
Rowlf: Who knows?
Lisa: Who EVER knows?
Rowlf: Who WANTS to know?
Lisa: Who- ...I'm out. Let's go.
Rowlf: Got it.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth opens the door and grabs the plate of muffins*
Beth: Will have to send a thank you card to Lisa later
Cookie: MUFFINS!
Wanda: We have to share Cookie
Cookie: Ok
Red: Looks like we've got our breakfast
Big Bird: Yeah! I'm glad I'm staying with you guys this week!