Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*All in Room #1 are in their jammies or sleeping clothes. Ah yes, Joe Raposo. He wrote some nice songs, I think there's a restaurant here in town he'd enjoy or at least be particularly fond of its name.
Feel free to swing by Jim, that'd make Ernie here happy.
Ernie: And don't forget Rubber Duckie too.
Of course not. OK guys, since it's a non-school night you can stay up as late as you can last while we read.
Count: Mmm, vonderful, I'm hexpecting great things out of this book. Such a nice name it has, perhaps Uncle Deadly might be interested in reading it afterwards.
*Chuckling, he might be a bit busy torturing Prawny to keep writing his own fanfics.

*Hums a snatch from "J-Friends" thinking over all the J's in the Muppeteer cloud club above.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *walks in* I. Hate. Bugs!
Gillis: *writing something on a piece of paper at the desk* What was it this time?
Kim: Earwig, I think. In the bathtub. I flushed it.
Boober: Did you remember to disinfect the tub?
Kim: I don't think I need to go that far, but if you want to go scrub the bathtub down then by all means, feel free Boober.
Boober: Okay. Back in a bit. *grabs his cleaning supplies and am-scrays from the room*
Kim: Seriously, if I see one more creepy crawly today, I may just lose it.
Tosh: Well, can't really blame you.
Betty Lou: *looks up from feeding Speedbump* Why, what happened?
Kim: I found a spider this morning. On my bread.
Betty Lou: The cinnamon swirl you bought from Great Harvest Saturday?
Kim: Yup.
Betty Lou: EW!
Gillis: So that's why she threw the bread away; goodness knows what else might have been on the roll or in the bag.
Kim: Great Harvest is a nice place, but I dearly hope they're more careful with their packaging techniques than that.

(up in heaven)
Jim: Richard, what did you do?
Richard: Oh come on, Jim; I wouldn't stoop that low. Besides, it's a waste of perfectly good bread if you ask me.

-Kim

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sighs happily*
Gonzo: Still content with the book?
Ryan: CONTENT? Are you kidding, Gonzo? It was AMAZING!
Gonzo: Well, that's great, but I think Ed wanted you to drop by and pick up Ernie and Bert for Bryan.
Ryan: *headslap* Sheesh! Nearly forgot! *darts down to room 1 and knocks on the door*

 

[The Count]

*The door opens creakily on it's own accord. *In Lurch-like voice: You knocked?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *gulps* Hi there, Ed, sorry to interruput your Potter listening... but I figured I'd offer to take Ernie and Bert off your hands. *innocent look*

 

[The Count]

Well... The boys do have their hearts set on finishing the story... Was waiting to hear what you and Kathy worked out between you... But if she's OK with it, and you can finish the story with them... I'd be glad to send 'em along in the morning.
Hope you can understand my fiend.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oh, well, I haven't really talked to Kathy... okay, that's cool, no worries! I'll talk to Kath in the morning, and we'll work something out! Night, pal!

 

[The Count]

Very well... But don't be alarmed if you end up with a yellow pine cone headed and an orange pumpkin headed zombie at your dorstep in the morning.
*Eerie laugh as the door quickly closes with an audibly loud slamming creak bidding Prawny farewell.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Wanda has just finished reading the sneak peek Beth gave of the final chapter of her story*
Wanda: *Sniffles*: That is such a nice ending. I just can't believe it's over
Beth: Me too *also sniffles*
Big Bird: What's wrong?
Wanda: Beth just finished writing her story about me and Rowlf
Big Bird: Oh! Can you read it to me?
Wanda: *wipes her eyes* Sure Big Bird, let's go outside
Big Bird: Oh boy!

 

[The Count]

*Walking back into Room #1...

Hey Count, I'm back.
Count: Have a good lunch?
Yeah, I was famished.
Count: Ah good.
Did Bert and Ernie...
Count: Sent them upstairs to Prawny's loft as soon as they vere vashed and dressed and packed to go.
Good, he needs all the support he can get.
Count: Huh?
Never mind... Let's get back to HP.
Count: Yes, ewen now that ve know vhat the Deathly Hallows are.