Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Claudia, you look dreadful!

Claudia: TO THE THIRD POWER! *Bag eyes* I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I MIXED THE WRONG CHEMICAL! *Paranoia* WAIT I KNOW THE ANSWER! BILL CLINTON!

Beaker: Meee? *Looks at Claudia and screams*

Claudia: I WAS WRONG? Why yes...I WAS! YEEHAHAH!

Bunsen: Oh please, calm yourself! I'm sure there can be some relief in all this!

Claudia: BUNNIE BUNNIE! ARMSTRONG DISCOVERED EYGYPT IN 1969!

Bunsen: Were you not a girl I would have slapped you so as to be able to help you return to common sense.

Claudia: *Lays on the couch* -_- I WISH I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL AGAIN!

Beaker: *holds hand* meemee...

Bunsen: Indeed Beakie! Never give up and never surrender to the brilliance of education!

Claudia: Just hush...up..*Sleep*

Beaker: aww meep <3

Bunsen: I fear what she might mumble about in her sleep. She tends to talk in her sleep when stressed.

Claudia: I, Claudia, am very proud to be the discoverer of this Alien Technology....I found it out by the 2 + 2 problem...it equals FOUR!

Bunsen: See?

Beaker: *shakes head*

 

[The Count]

Just apply the trouttonogging method Bunsen, it'll sort itself out.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Good Idea Edward!

Beaker: MEE!

Bunsen: Let her rest?

Beaker: Mee. *puts blanket over her* *pats head*

Bunsen: ...that method seems too gentle. Electrifying does best!

Beaker: MEE MEEEEMEE!

Bunsen: Oh darn *snaps fingers*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ernie: But, Bert, you said you'd play a game with me!
Bert: *groans* Ernie, I'm tired, it's late, and we just got settled in here at Ryan's, can't I get some rest?
Ernie: But Bert, you promised!
Bert: Tomorrow, Ernie!
Ernie: But Bert!
Ryan: *walking in* Hey guys, how's it going?
Bert: To bed. *hides under covers on couch*
Ernie: Oh, c'mon Bert! Play a game with me!
Ryan: Which game are you wanting to play, Ernie?
Ernie: I wanted to play Twister with Bert here!
Bert: But I'm tired, and I want to go to bed.
Ryan: Well, I'll play with you, Ernie!
Ernie: You will? Really? Oh! Well that's great! Thanks Ryan! You just go on to bed, Bert, old buddy, old pal!
Ryan: Yup! But, uh, we can't play in my room, Clifford's already asleep.
Ernie: Yeah, and we really wouldn't be able to fit.
Ryan: Yeah, yeah... hmmm... oh! I know! We can move the coffee table, and play out here!
Ernie: That's great!
Ryan: *moves the coffee table* Okay, spread out the mat!
Bert: Hey... what are you doing?
Ernie: Don't worry about it, Bert, you just get some sleep.
Bert: But how can I get any sleep when you're playing Twister here?
Ryan: Okay, I'll go first! Spin it, Ern!
Ernie: *spins it* Okay, uh, right hand red!
Ryan: Simple!
Bert: Hey! I'm trying to sleep!
Ryan: We know, we promise you won't have to play.
Bert: But I-
Ryan: Okay, Ernie, left foot blue!
Ernie: Khekhekhe, this is fun! Thanks Ryan!
Ryan: No problem, Ern!
Bert: *groans* I'm sleeping in the lobby!
Ryan: Ooh, I get left foot blue, too! Move over, Ernie!

 

[The Count]

*Midnight tolls as a weary thin-fingered hand props up onto the desk above.

Finished it... And I'm just floored by all that happened in the last chapters, and the epilogue's perfect in my mind no matter what anyone else says. The epilogue's the best, cause it lets you take it to wherever you want to in fanfic planning. And boy, do I have a fanfic planning.
Good night all... The dorms were brought to you by the letter Z and the number 17.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: I also thought the epilogue added a nice touch...and the fanfic writers are going to have a field day, you know that.
Nora: I thought I was going to need tissues on 34.
Storyteller: Oh, I needed tissues starting around 5 or 6.
Erin: So what's on for today?
Nora: Now that the HP release is over, it's back to normal at the shop.
Storyteller: I'm expecting a letter from Beige over in Fraggle Cave - he's helping me out with a history project.
Erin: I'm on assignment, so I guess it's a full day.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bloody Nuts! :d

[OOC: I never make sense]


THE NONSENSE SONG!

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Claudia:

*Raises eyebrow as sober music sounds from her radio*

The day feels rather slow even though time is on the go.
Now that I think about it--time has a certain to and fro.
Nothing stays and some things go. The moon shifts and the sun sets except the big blue thing in the sky. My youth is temporary but my mind is forever..
my sanity expire--whenever.


*Up beat music starts and Claudia gets a sudden spark*


Bunsen:

Ladies and gentlemen I would like to call this lyrical tale the nonsense song!


Claudia:

Bunnie, Bunnie, can't you see? Time is like a jimboree! It is ageful and ageless all in one.

Wait that did not make sense at all!

Bunsen:

Indeed my dear Waston, it'll send me on a fall!
This is why I call it the nonsense song!

Claudia:

Oh Beakie, time is on the move and that's all I am talking about!
I need a soothe from this sudden hue.

The hue of insanity is on the brink!
The house is gonna sink!

Suddenly I've lost an inch!

Bunsen:

Claudia, hue is a color tone!

Claudia:

It is? OH COLOR TIME PINK!

Bunsen:

This is all a wild rink!

Beakie:

Mee mee? Mee mee? Mee mee mememe~

Claudia:

THIS IS THE NONSENSE SONG!

Beakie:

Mee mee? Mee mee? Mee mee mememe~

Bunsen:

Nonsense song!

Claudia:

Nonsense song!

Beaker:

NONSENSE MEEEEEEEEE!

Bunsen:

Randomly there is a MUDGE!

Claudia:

What the fudge?


All three:

Once again the nonsense song!

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BEHIND THE SCENES

Claudia: What the effing?

Bunsen: Erm, I suppose you were experiencing temporary insanity from not needed stress?

Claudia: No, not that. I noticed how uncoordinated the song was but I loved the beat. I think Simon Cowell would label us the worst lyricists in the world. I guess the singing was done out of sheer craziness.

Bunsen: I should hope not.

Claudia: Beaker did wonderfully though. He sings just great.

Bunsen: I must agree.

Beaker: Mee mee *nod nod*

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Brought to you by NBC:

Nabisoish Bumble Cookie.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: It is finished. Posted. I am done.
Wanda: It's a masterpiece for sure.
Red: Boy I tell you, I don't know if I would recommend that people live with you Beth, you put them through so much in your fan fics!
Beth: But you know you love it
Red: Yeah
Wanda: I do
Cookie: So me next?
Beth: Who knows, maybe!
Big Bird: Hey, you could finish that Grover story you never finished
Beth: Oh my gosh, I had almost forgotten that one. I don't know, we'll see, I've got a few ideas up my sleeve but I need to take a little break for awhile
Wanda: It's well deserved
Beth: Thanks.

 

[Erine81981]

Telly: Kyle? Kyiiiiiilllle? Wonder where Kyle could be?

Herry: Hey Telly. What's up?

Telly: Trying to find Kyle. Have you seen him?

Herry: He was here just a while ago but he left. Said something about a Joe go stick?

Telly: Joe go stick? What's that?

Herry: I don't know. I've never heard of it before.

Telly: I hope he gets back soon. Me and him are going out on a pogo stick ride. I'm going to be in the hallway.

Herry: Ok.

Out in the hallway.........

Oscar: *looks out of his trashcan* I sure do hope no one bothers me.

Telly: *sees Oscar's eyes peeking out* Hey Oscar! *runs over to him*

Oscar: Oh bother. *opens lid* What do you want?

Telly: Would you like to see me try out my new pogo stick?

Oscar: Not really.

Telly: Ok. I'll show you. *starts pogo sticking* This is really fun. You should try it.

Oscar: I really don't care.
Telly: Come on Oscar. You know you want too.

Oscar: No i don't!

Telly: Come on Oscar. You do. You do. You do.

Oscar: Ok ok ok. If i try this will you leave me alone?

Telly: I would anything for you.

Oscar gets out of his trashcan and tries out Telly's pogostick but keeps failing on getting it right.

Telly: All you have to do is. First get any of your foot on the pedal. Then you get your other foot up on the other side and start bouncing.

Oscar: *tries again and again but keeps failing*

Telly: You can do it Oscar.

Oscar: *tries again and gets the hang of it* This isn't all that bad. *keeps bouncing along the hallway*

Telly: Uh Oscar? Oscar! OSCAR! *runs after Oscar*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*In hallway*

Claudia: BOUNCING GROUCH ON THE GO!

Bunsen: He seems to be enjoying himself.I think he likes it.

Beaker: Meee..*hides behind Claudia*

Claudia: RUN TELLY RUN!

Bunsen: Claudia, how about going outside for a small jog? For some odd reason I feel rather enclosed for so long. I suppose I want to simply strech these legs of mine.

Beaker: Mee. *tense all over*

Claudia: Good idea, you guys do need to take a breather.

Bunsen: You as well.

Claudia: Yeah.

Beaker: Meee.

Claudia: *Bites lip* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *HUGGLES THEM TO DEATH*

Bunsen and Beaker: O_O *huggled tightly*

Bunsen: You always were overly affectionate.

Claudia: Not as much as Miss Piggy, she snogs and huggles and and...cooes to her Kermit....I don't do that.

Bunsen: I stand corrected. I am very much glad you do not do so...I'd get nightmares for the rest of my days.

Beaker: *nod nod*

Claudia: Aw, I am not that bad. :/

Bunsen: True.

Claudia: I AM UTTERLY SANE AND ADORABLE!

Bunsen: I take that back.

Beaker: Meee...