Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Oh well. *Sees Alex leave leave*

Beaker: Meemee

Claudia: Well uh..I'll be back...gotta drop these cookies off to Bear and stuff *Goes over to their door and drops off a large batch of 'thank you' cookies to Big Bird and co.* *Leaves a prepared note saying a simple thanks from her and the boys*

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Bunsen: So how'd you do on that exam?

Claudia: *Sobs* EIGHTY-ONE PERCENT! *SOB*

Beaker: *rolls eyes* mimimi..

Bunsen: Oh I know what'll make you feel better. Wanna watch a horror movie and stay up late?

Claudia: YOU BET! BEAKER! GET THE REST OF EM COOKIES!

Beaker: *nod nod* Mimi

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*Watching Candyman*

Claudia: *Screaming head off*

Beaker: *Whimpering*

Bunsen: *Shakes madly* Oh how illogical this movie i-i-s...ho-how would a man come out of a mirror and summon bees to feed upon a victim's flesh? hohoho! this i-i-i-s-s sil-silly.

Claudia: Bees got in my room once (True story) D: and they got through the plug after I saw the Candyman for the first time.

Beaker: *covering eyes*

Bunsen: You should not be watching this Claudia. You are below the suitable age to-

Claudia: *GLARE*

Bunsen: -Then again...you were always charmingly older mentally than physically.

Claudia: Better.


OOC: I am soo mad about that exam XD LOL! But then again I am like probably over exaggerating. XD <3

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (comes dragging in after a long day at work) Wow, busy first day at the club. Still I think I did pretty well. I just need to get off my feet. My bed sure sounds comfy right...now...(plops onto the couch not even making it as far as the bedroom) Aah... Oh, Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letter J and by the number 3. Goodnight. (In no time is sound asleep on the couch) Zzzzzzzz...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Miss Claudia? *opens door slowly*

Claudia: Zzzz ZZzzz

Bunsen: The movie kept her up all night hmm?

Beaker: *nod nod* memwee

Bunsen: I thought so.

Beaker: Meep meep..

Bunsen: Yes, the sugar was no help considering the huge amount of cookies she ate.

Beaker: mi!

Claudia: *Rises from her bed similar to a mummy and cackles*

Bunsen & Beaker: *Gasp*

Claudia: *snickers and hops out dressed in a white shirt and some shorts* HEEEHEEEE! I AM BATMAN!

Bunsen: I suppose you are still under the effects of the sugar?

Claudia:

Party like a prince of Denmark!
Give it all you got and don't stop!

DJ won't you play that song for me?
Come on don't yah love this melody?

*Singing* WHOOHOO!

Bunsen: She is pretty giddy. *Turns to Beaker* Brace yourself...

Beaker: *Braces self*

Claudia: *Huggles them to death* XD

 

[Beakerfan]

Pepe: Ooh ooh! Seniorita! I would like to sing jou a song hokay! I have been practicing, hokay!
Um, sure, why not? FLOYD! ANIMAL! PEPE'S GONNA SING US A SONG!
Floyd: *frightened look*
Animal: *cuddles up on Alex's lap*
Pepe: Hokay, jou guys ready! *clears throat*

I'm too sexy for my love,
Too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave meeee (hokay!)

I'm too sexy for my shirt,
Too sexy for my shirt,
So sexy it huuurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing (hokay!)

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that (hokay!)

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk


'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me (hokay)

And I'm too sexy for this song

*all three*: groan.....

 

[ZootyCutie]

Janice: Like, are you rully sure you want to sing for us?

Lips: Yeah, we could do something else.

Zoot: Agreed.

Aww. Your just scared that I can sing better than you guys. Well, here goes. *goes over to the CD player and hits play.

Maddie, Maddie, one two one two
Maddie, one two one two
Maddie, Maddie, one two one two
Maddie, one two one two

These peoples
These peoples
These peoples try to fade
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples try to fade
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples try to fade
(Fade me!)

These peoples try to fade me!
(I can't handle it!)
C-c-c-call me on my cell phone!
(I get busy!)
These peoples try to fade me!
(I can't handle it!)
C-c-c-call me on my cell phone!
(I get busy!)

Maddie's got money, but not much
Maddie's got money, but not much
Maddie's got money, but not much
I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks
I'm so oldschool (one two one two)
They tore the school down! (one two one two)

Where my lasers at?
Where my lasers at, y'all?
Where my lasers at? (Where my lasers at?)
Where my lasers at, y'all?
Where my lasers at?
All the peoples try to tell me where my lasers at
And your mother tried to show me all the laser crabs
And I got a bunch of types, a bunch of laser dabs

These peoples try to fade me!
(I can't handle it!)
C-c-c-call me on my cell phone!
(I get busy!)
These peoples try to fade me!
(I can't handle it!)
C-c-c-call me on my cell phone!
(I get busy!)

I got to see the sweet doctor! (I'm Dr. Sweet!)
I got to see the sweet doctor! (I'm Dr. Sweet!)
I got the grown-up beats! (I'm Dr. Sweet!)
I got the grown-up beats! (I'm Doctor-doctor-doctor Beats!)

These peoples
These peoples
These peoples try to fade
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples try to fade
These peoples
These peoples
These peoples drop the BOOMMMMMMMMB!

I can flow (one two one two)
I can freak (one two one two)
Uhh... I can freak and flow at the same time

Janice: I rully didn't need to hear that.

Zoot: Ditto.

Lips:...sing it again.

Janice and Zoot: NO!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (Coming in from work) Hey, guys! Say, what's with all the singing?
Big Bird: I like it! La la la!
Telly: There's always singing going on around here.
Bry: That's true. I guess more than usual today. It's always nice to come home to a happy Dorm House.
(Ernie can be heard singing "Rubber Duckie, you're the one..." from the bathroom)
Bry: *sighs with contentment*

 

[ZootyCutie]

*on phone*..okay, okay. I'll see what I can do. Yes, okay, bye. You can hang up now. Okay, I will. *hangs up*

Janice: Like, who was that?

Oh, just Dr. Teeth. I'm gonna ask Ed to see if he can room with us.

Lips: I really hope he can. Then the Mayhem would be complete. Let's just sing a song and try to make the mood even better.

All: Come on, Fhqwhgads.

Maddie:I said come on Fhqwhgads
I said come on Fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit
Everybody to the limit
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

Janice: I said come on Fhqwhgads
I said come on Fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit
Who's that? It's to the limit
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

Zoot: Come on Fhqwhgads
I see you jockin' me
Tryin' to play like
You know me

Lips:I'm like come on Fhqwhgads
I said come on Fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit
We all are to the limit

Maddie: Everybody come on Fhqwhgads
I said ooh ah Fhqwhgads
I said ooh ah Fhqwhgads
Who's that fh-huh-hoo-huga-wha

Maddie and Janice: I said who is that Fhqwhgads
I don't know who it is
But it probably is Fhqwhgads
I asked my friend Joe
I asked my friend Jake
They said it was Fhqwhgads

Zoot:I said come on Fhqwhgads
I said come on Fhqwhgads
Who's-a to the limit?
Say me! I'm to the limit
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

Lips: Man, Fhqwhgads
You're just making yourself look worse, y'know
I mean, everybody's just gonna feel sorry for ya
I mean, I do.

All right! That was great. Now, I better go see if I can get Dr. Teeth as another roomate.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (groan) Did I just hear Pepe singing like he was God's gift to the female gender?
Storyteller: Unfortunately, yes...and how are your eyes feeling today, Nora?
Nora: Still a little sore in the temples.
MN: I called Dr. Lenzes and got you in for an appointment on the sixth...she says you might need glasses.
Nora: Great.
MN: Oh, now, come on, your two roommates here have been wearing glasses for most of their lives.
Storyteller: Yeah, and when you got your first pair, you saw it as a rite of passage.
MN: Hey, why not? (looks at watch) It's getting late...but tomorrow morning, who's up for crepes? I just got a new crepe maker in the mail, and I'd like to take it for a spin.
Storyteller: Ooooh...I've got a recipe for Doozer stick crepes with radish compote.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: What are we going to do tomorrow

ZOE: I haven't decided

LITTLE BIRD: I'm not sure

BABY BEAR: I'm hot

PETER: I know, we can go Minituare Golf and Bumper Cars and then cool off in the pool

BABY BEAR: Okay

LITTLE BIRD: In Honor of Summer

ZOE: OKay

(Everyone exchanges Good Nights)

 

[ZootyCutie]

*on phone*...so I'll see you tomorrow. Okay, see you. *hangs up phone* Guys, we're gettin' a new roomie!

Janice: Like, he's coming?


Yep tomorrow. Right now, we should get a good night's sleep and await his arrival.

Lips: Well, Zoot's way ahead of you, he's already asleep. Which I think that's what I'll be doing. Night girls.


Janice: Like, goodnight guys.


Night Janice, Night boys. *turns off light and settles into bed*