Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Claudia slowly takes out a large batch of chocolate chip cookies from Bunsen's oven in gloves so as to not burn herself. The sweet scent spreads throughout the room creating an enjoyable aroma.*

Claudia: I will have to seperate them. *Gets decent amount for Big Bird and Co.* *Saves two for B & B* *Saves four for me* XD

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Sees gifts on the floor* Oh, Claudia missed one of the bats. You know how she loves to pet them or atleast tries. *Whispers to Beaker*

Beaker: *nod nod*

Claudia: *Has two cookies for Alex and Pepe that lay nestled in a small plate* *Comes out from room* Hey! I thought you might want some of my cookies. I was baking them for a couple of nice dorm peoples but I have a few too many so I can spare some.

Bunsen: *Gasp* I would be happy to have one *Tries to steal Pepe's cookie*

Claudia: *Flicks hand* Nope. I have some for you in the room.

Beaker: mimi..mmm <3

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Wanda goes to Bill the Bubble Guy's room*
Wanda: Oh Bill? I was just wondering how things were going and if there was any sign of Marty. If you need anything at all you can ask any of us in room 3, we're happy to help. Here's some cookies that Cookie Monster said he would be willing to share.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill speaking to Wanda at the door:

Thanks Wanda. I do appreciate any help you can give me. I still haven't heard from Kyle and his friends whether Super-Grover found out anything. Cookie said he was willing to share his cookies? That's quite an amazing accomplishment for him. He is getting very good at controlling himself. (takes the plate)
Truth is Wanda, I don't know if I'm losing my mind over Marty. Sometimes I think I can hear him calling out to me for help. But he's not there. It's just a ghostly voice that briefly calls out my name and then disappears into silence. I never know when it will appear. You don't suppose there could be any connection at all to the recent explorations some other people took to that oblivion realm do you?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wanda: Boy, I wonder if Marty got trapped in oblivion somewhere. In any case I hope he's found soon. In the meantime, enjoy the cookies and come visit us anytime if you need anything. Bye Bill! *goes back to room 3*

Beth: Where were you?
Wanda: Visiting with Bill the Bubble Guy. It seems Marty is still missing.
Beth: Boy, I hope they find him
Red: I was just down in the Rock, he's not there
Beth: I don't think any of us silly creatures could fit down there!
Red: Good point
Wanda: Hey Cookie, Bill says thank you for sharing your cookies
Cookie: It no big deal. Me have cuppycakes to eat instead

 

[anytimepally]

Don is playing a melody on the piano

Randall: (humming along) What is that you're playing?
Don: It's a new song I'm working on.. it's going to be just great! Of course, brilliant as I am, it would be difficult for me to write a non-great song.
Randall: Can I hear a little bit?
Don: Ok.. (singing & playing)

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags.....
Three bags....
Three bags....

Oh, I'll never get it! (Don bangs his head on the piano) Never!
Randall: What's the trouble, Don? It sounds good so far!
Don: But I can't find a word that rhymes with "wool"! Nothing rhymes with wool!
Randall: What about "fool" or "cool" or "drool"?
Don: ok.. (singing)

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags of cool!

Oh, that doesn't make any sense.. that doesn't answer the question at all! I ask 'have you any wool?'.. they can't answer 'yes, three bags of cool'! It's absurd.
Randall: Maybe you should change the question.. how about 'have you any ice'? Ice is cool.
Don: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any ice? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags cool. .. No, no, that won't work.. Oh! I'll never finish this song! (bangs his head again) What are sheep doing with ice? .. And ice doesn't rhyme with cool!
Randall: Well, there's the problem.. sheep wouldn't have ice, so change the sheep to something else... a person, maybe.. and ice has lots of rhymes.. twice, nice, vice, entice, thrice.. and so on.
Don: I've got it! How's this sound? (a jazz band plays from somewhere, and the Monotones appear to sing backup)

(singing)
Hey there, mister
have you any ice?
On a hot day like this,
it sure would be nice

some for my lemonade,
and some for my head
and some for the sheep
who had wool instead

Hey there, mister
have you any ice?
On a hot day like this,
it surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee would beeeeeeeeeeeeee niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeee!

I did it again! It's a hit! A hit! A million copies, you hear? A million!

 

[Beakerfan]

*Green Anything Boy walks in* Oh, uh, nice song. Here ya go! *heaves several bags of ice onto Don's lap* And uh, that'll be ten dollars.

 

[anytimepally]

Sal: (opening the door) ALL RIGHT, JOHNNY FIAMA'S HOME FROM MA'S.. (pushing me to one side) OUTTA THA WAY, YOU!
Randall: Welcome back.. it's good to see you, too Sal... Johnny, how's Ma?
Johnny: Oh, you know.. too much pasta sauce.. the doc told her no more Alfredo.
Randall: What's she gonna do?
Johnny: Well, she was eating a pile of fettucini swimming in sauce when we left, so.. not too much, I think.
Sal: Yeah, living without alfredo is like dying anyway!
Don: My mom's the same way.
Johnny: Hey, what's with all the ice?
Don: (grunts a sigh) It's a long story...

 

[Beakerfan]

PEPE!
Pepe: Si, seniorita?
*picks Pepe up by the back of his shirt* I told you to start on those thank you notes! Now you sit right down *plops the prawn onto the floor* and get started! From now on, I expect all of my boys to be gentlemen!
Pepe: Hokay, hokay, hokay. *begins writing*
Pepe, in english, please? Not everyone is fluent in Spanish.
Pepe: Oh! My apologies Al! *begins humming to himself as he writes the notes*
Animal: *runs in panting* *shoves drumset into the dorm*
What's goin on?
Floyd: Oh, uh, Animal was just doin some excersize! He was runnin up, and down, and back up them stairs, all with that drumset on his back! Heh heh!
Aw Animal! I know, you've been pretty cooped up in here. What say you and I go to the park? You can run and play all you want there! And maybe... we might play a little football! *tosses Animal a football*
Animal: Oh yeah! Yeah! *cuddles football* Oh nice, nice, ahhhh.....
Floyd, we'll be back afterwhile! Don't get into any mischeif! *leaves with Animal*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Hmm, judging from the sounds of things, Don's giving himself another musical headache.
Nora: And I've given myself a book-related headache...ow.
MN: Another day sorting book files down at the shop?
Nora: Mm. And I accidentally put a bunch of romance novels up into the horror section.
MN: (snort) The way I hear it, some of those books are so bad that they belong in the horror section.
Storyteller: Hum, hum. Nora, how many fingers am I holding up?
Nora: Three.
Storyteller: Two.
MN: Nora, I think you ought to have your eyes checked out...I'm due for an appointment with Dr. Iris Lenzes in two weeks; want me to clock you in for a checkup as well?
Nora: Sure, sure.