Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Pepe's song was...was....

Bunsen: Over-confident as well as filled with amusing egoism for the ladies?

Claudia: *Giggle* It was actually....cool. Did-d-d I say cool?

Bunsen: *Is writing records on his list of impossibles*

Claudia:.....*Holding Beaker childishly* Watchya wanna do?

Bunsen: First you must stop carrying my assistant in such a fashion.

Claudia: Nupe.

Beaker: Meemeee *Snug*

Claudia: See? He is comfortable.

Bunsen: *Walks away to work on his creation*

Claudia: Um....wanna go to a museum? I'll take that as a no.

Beaker: Mimimi!

Claudia: AW! *Huggles harder*

Bunsen: *Comes back* Let us have a review of quantum physics!

Claudia: *Puts down Beaker and leaves in a flash*

Bunsen: *Frown*

Beaker: Mimimi...

Bunsen: She left without a single word!

Beaker: *tries to go with her but is held back by Bunsen*

Bunsen: Oh come now! Old Bunnie won't test on you today *Innocent chuckle containing a strange evilness to it*

Beaker: *Screaming* MIMIMIMI!

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[ZootyCutie]

*Maddie is carrying the mini-fridge*

Lips: Why are you moving the mini-fridge?

Dr. Teeth is staying on your's and Zoot's side, and I'm not trusting him with it.

*knock on door*

I got it! Yay! Dr. Teeth is here!

Dr. Teeth: Greetings to my fellow keyboardist! And greetings to my fellow band followers!

Janice: Like, now all of the Mayhem is at the dorms!

Zoot: How can I sleep with all this noise. Dr Teeth, when did you get here?

Nevermind Zoot, let's just help him set up his stuff on your side of the room.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Smelling like burnt toast and dirty* *Cough cough*

Bunsen: Good show Beakie!

Beaker: Memeemamama

Bunsen: Oh don't worry, I will put your nose back to it's original place. *Stitcks his nose back in place*

*Pop!*

Beaker: Meemee

Bunsen: No problem.

Claudia: *Comes in* *Gasp* BEAKER! *Dusts him off* Dr. Honeydew!

Bunsen: Last name equals my unfortunate doom. *Cleans his glasses*

Claudia: Beaker...you smell...take a bath. XD *Glares at Bunsen*

Bunsen: *Puts hand to mouth in fear*

Claudia: *Claudia acts as if she is to stuff him in the luggage compressor*

Beaker: *Happily skips off to shower* Meemee

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Bunsen: Oh my.

Claudia: *Giggles* Nerd. *Puts him down*

Bunsen: Oh Miss Claudia, I am a science man not as you say--a nerd. You in particular are the history obsessed flirt.

Claudia: I do LOVE history but why am I a flirt?

Bunsen: You tend to flirt at times.

Claudia: Well you tend to act like a nerd.

Bunsen: Oh, do you really think so? Name a time my dear.

Claudia: When Michelle Viper was on that corny 80's dating show, where you were one of the bachelors out of the three which stood Beaker and Animal along with yourself.

*Corny flash back*

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mRZGwsAYIFA

(Go near the end and you will see his nerdiness. XD)

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Bunsen: *tugs on his shirt collar embarrasedly* That was long time ago..that Michelle was rather attractive.

Claudia: *laughing so hard*

Bunsen: *shakes head*

Claudia: I still can't believe Beaker said that--that was so uninnocentish! XD

Bunsen: It was rather naughty. Oh and just to correct you...that is not a word.

Claudia: Whatever....*Giggle giggle*

Bunsen: Since then, his comment has ruined his chances with Michelle.

Claudia: Hey, if that was in the 80's...where you actually had hair....how old are you? *eyes wide*

Bunsen: The world may never know as I keep myself youthful and if I may say so...utterly dashing *runs hand through bald head*.

Claudia: I must agree with you. You are irresistable. *Giggling madly through her words*

Bunsen: Indeed.

Claudia: *laughing loudly* OFF THE CHAIN! XD

Bunsen: *lowers head with a sigh*

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[The Count]

Don't get him started... Or he'll relapse back into his Dr. Snoop-Doggy-Dew persona. Beaker's nose fell off? Hmmm, guess he got that bag of edible paperclips we sent him, he does like that brand of snacks.

 

[Katzi428]

Rosita returning from the pool:Ahhhh...that was REFRESHING!
Prairiebehind Rosita:Yep...sure was! Sorry you didn't come with us,Kath.
It's OK Prairie.I need to get rid of this blasted headache. Besides... Gaffer kept me company.
Prairie:Awwww...reaching down to pet Gaffer good kitty Gaffer!
Gaffer:Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill: I haven't heard back from Kyle so I suppose Super-Grover hasn't had any luck at all. (sigh) Those cookies Wanda gave me from Cookie Monster were very nice. But I sure would've enjoyed them more if Marty had been here to share them with me. (sighs again) Wanda said I'd be most welcome to visit them anytime. Maybe I should.
Yeah. It'll do me some good to get out of the dorm for awhile. Beth is so nice and her roomies Wanda, Red and Cookie are all very friendly. I could use somebody to talk to for support. I'll go over to room 3 right now and ask if I may spend some time with them.

(Bill leaves locking the door behind him)
Voice: Bill come baaaaack. Don't leave meeee.
Other voice: Hahahaha. Bill can't help you fool. Nobody can help you. You're in my power. My prisoner. Forever. (cackles wickedly as first voice wails despairingly before fading away again)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[ZootyCutie]

Well, I guess it's time we go to sleep.

Dr. Teeth: I completely agree with you Maddie. Thank you for helping me get my hammock set up. Pleasant dreaming guys.

Janice: Like, goodnight everyone!

Lips: Night guys.

Zoot: *snore*

Well, goodnight to you guys. We can enjoy more time tomorrow.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: (with a packed suitcase in his hand) Well, I'm off! See you all on Monday.
Big Bird: Where are you going?
Bert: To my Uncle Louie's farm for our annual family reunion.
Big Bird: Really? How exciting!
Bert: Yeah, it's going to be so much fun! We always play the greatest games. I can't wait for the oatmeal box races!
Bry: Oatmeal box races?
Bert: Yeah, it's terrific, but the highlight is usually the checker tournament.
Bry: You're good at checkers.
Bert: Yeah, but sometimes the tournament can last up to 36 hours long.
Ernie: 36 hours?
Bert: Oh, yes! My family is very competitive.
Bry: You sure you don't need a ride to the airport, Bert?
Bert: No thanks. I've got a cab.
Ernie: (sadly) Gee, I sure am gonna miss you, ol' buddy.
Bert: Aww. Well, ya know I'm gonna miss you too, Ernie. But it's only for a few days. I'll be back soon.
Ernie: I know. (trying to cheer up) You're right. Have a good time, Bert!
Bert: Thanks, Ern.
(the cab's horn honks)
Bert: Oh, that's my ride. Bye!
Big Bird: Bye bye!
Ernie: (Still a bit sad) See ya soon!
Bry: Have fun!
Bert: Thanks! Bye! (he runs out to catch his ride)
Bry: Well...now what?
Big Bird: I'm gonna go visit Mr. Bubble Man. I know he's been sad about his friend Marty and I made him a present with the Birdkateers today to cheer him up.
Bry: Okay, Big Bird. Tell him hi for me.
Big Bird: I will!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

OOC: Very much so. XD

Beaker: *Grabs some more of his edible paperclips*

Claudia: I've heard of children eating glue,dirt, and paper but paperclips? Beakie! Take that out of your mouth....your not even a kid to do that! You're older than me!

Beaker: *Shakes head and points to edibles* Meememwee...

Claudia: They may be delicious but puh-lease! *Pops his nose into his face*

Bunsen: Ohohoho! You should try a batch Claudia..

Claudia: I'm afraid to. If his nose falls off perhaps I'll end up losing my hair.

Bunsen: It's not so bad...*Looks indignant*

Claudia: *pinches his cheek* AWWW

Bunsen: Hmph.

Claudia: *Gets the paperclip bag*

Beaker: ....*Shakes head*

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Claudia: I'm gonna make you guys watch my all time favorite movie once I throw these into that nifty garbage can.

Bunsen: *Sees the garbage growling* Wait! Miss Clau-

Beaker: MEEEEPEMEEEEPMEEEP!

Claudia: Yah? *Garbage getting nearer*

Bunsen: Run!

Beaker: MEEEMEEEE!

Claudia: *Throws food in garbage*

Garbage: *Bites her hand and tries to gobble up her arm*

Claudia: EEEE! *Whacks it with other arm*

Bunsen: *puts hand to mouth* *Looks to the audience and covers up the incident* That's all from Muppet Labs...

Claudia: ERRRRGHH!

Beaker: Meemee! MEEE! *tugging on her*

Claudia: VERY MUCH OF A DEJA VU! EEEE!

Bunsen: You pulled a Beaker...oh look! I made another funny!

Beaker: MEEEPMEEP! *pant*

Bunsen: Oh yes, I should help! *Pulls her out*

Claudia: You are lucky I have my limbs in place! *Kicks garbage*

Bunsen: Beaker has gone through that many times himself but as he is faithful...he always comes back for more.

Beaker: Pshh.
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[ZootyCutie]

So, what should we do today?

Janice: Like, I rully didn't think that over yet.


Dr. Teeth: Yes, due to the fact it's raining, it wouldn't be the best choice to be swimming.


Zoot: Well, can we at least sing?


Lips: You know we always do that mostly every morning.


Maddie: I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But i'm a little glowing friend
But really i'm not actually your friend
But i am

Janice: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Dr. Teeth: I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and i'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the longines symphonette it doesn't rest

Lips: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Zoot: I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But i'm a little glowing friend
But really i'm not actually your friend
But i am

Maddie: There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though i respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing jason off and countless screaming argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Janice: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

All: (and while you're at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Dr. Teeth: Not to put too fine a point on it
Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Lips: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Zoot: Not to put too fine a point on it
Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Maddie: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Janice: Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Dr. Teeth: Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Lips: Not to put too fine a point on it
Zoot: Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet
All: Make a little birdhouse in your soul