Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well, I think Big Bird finally was reunited with Bryan
Red: Aww, I didn't even get to say goodbye to him!
Beth: I think he'll be staying with us again when Bryan goes back to finish the show. He's just here on break right now
Wanda: Even if he doesn't, you'll see him around the dorms Red
Red: True, very true
Cookie: You guys see latest election poll?
Beth: No, what's the latest?
Cookie: Grover, Pig and Green Guy are neck and neck and neck
Red: Huh?
Cookie: They tied!
Red: Oh my!
Wanda: Oh I hope Grover wins
Beth: Me too

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *in the kitchen, making cupcakes* lets see....... 4 eggs....... a cup of flour....... 2 tablespoons of - FLOYD!!!
Floyd: what?
Alex: put a shirt on already! You're not Animal! And please make sure Animal doesn't mess up these cupcakes!
Floyd: *looks down at himself* Oh. Right. I'll go change. Where IS Animal? *runs upstairs*
Animal: CUP CAKES!!!! *charges at some unfrosted cupcakes*
Alex: Animal! Down! You may not eat these. But you may help frost them as part of your present to Kim.
Animal: Help? *picks up frosting spatula*
Alex: Here you go. There's some orange frosting here and some red frosting there. And later you can help me make the rest of her present.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Marty: Another birthday already. Incredible.

Bill: Yeah. And to think they say lightning never strikes twice.

Marty: Well once again we have no present since we've only just returned but I know Kim will adore some of our bubbles to liven up her party as well.

Bill: Sure. We'll be the center of attention but nobody will be able to see us for our bubbles.

 

[Beakerfan]

*In the kitchen.......*
Alex: Animal, lets see how your cupcakes are coming along.
Animal: *turns around to reveal he has frosting all over himself* CUP CAKES! *shows Alex twelve perfectly frosted cupcakes*
Alex: Animal those are incredible! Kim is going to love them! Here, lets put them on this tray....... Now, would you like to help me with the rest of her present?
Animal: *nods head in excitement*
Alex: Ok, but you have to be VERY quiet about it, promise?
Animal: QUIET! *covers mouth*
Alex: first, we need one cup of flour..... here, you can pour it in......... two cups of sugar *hands measured ingredients to Animal*........... four eggs......... two teaspoons of vanilla extract........ a half cup of shortening......... and three cups of chocolate chips. Now stir it up real good!
Animal: stir! *vigorously stirs the ingredients together*
Alex: good! Now we place them in little balls here like this....... now they're ready to bake! Wash your hands...... Now -
Animal: Find Floyd?
Alex: Exactly!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: There! Animal, these look wonderful, and I'm sure Kim will love them! I had no idea you had such a knack for baking!
Floyd: *running in* Alex! Alex! Are you ready? I've got my present!
Alex: Yep, just finished! Here, Animal, since you did such a wonderful job on these, you can carry the cupcakes. I've got the cookies *covers mouth* darn! I hope he didn't hear that........ What did you get her Floyd?
Floyd: I got her this groovy boquet of flowers. Bein kinda new here, I wasn't really sure what she'd like, ya know?
Alex: Those are gorgeous!
Animal: pretty flowers. *goes to grab them*
Floyd: Baaack. These are for KIM. Not you! But I did get you this! *whips out a Rush CD* Listen and learn, my friend.
Animal: Rushhhhhhhhh!
Alex: Ooh that's a good one! Ok, let's go bring these to Kim!

*They all head off to room #19*

 

[anytimepally]

Don: (banging his head on the piano)I'll never get it!.. Never!.. Hey, you guys know anything that rhymes with orange?
Sal: Orange? That does sound good.. (hops off the couch and grabs an orange from the fridge)
Johnny: Hey, Sal, get me a canoli while you're in there, will ya?
Sal: Sure thing!
Don: (shaking his head) Is anyone listening to me?
Randall: (grabbing a canoli myself) Sorry, Don.. we're all starving.. we haven't eaten al day.
Don: All right then.. Sal, any oranges left?
(Sal tosses Don an orange)
Don: Ok.. now.. rhymes?!!?
Randall: Forage?
Johnny: Strange?.. That'd fit right in with you, Don.
Don: No, no, no.. I'm talking about RHYMES, guys.. man, it's good none of you are songwriters.. we have to be able to rhyme.
Randall: All right, Don.. what does rhyme with orange?
(long pause)
Don: I'll... I'll just choose a different fruit.

 

[Katzi428]

calling Don Music Hey Don....ol' pal...try "door hinge"

 

[Erine81981]

Good Night everyone

 

[anytimepally]

Don: By George, I've got it!
Sal: (with his mouth full) Who's George?
Don: No, a rhyme for 'orange.'
Johnny: George doesn't rhyme with orange.
Sal: Or maybe you know someone named George who can find a rhyme?
Don: There's nobody named George!.. Gee Whiz.. no, 'Door Hinge'
Johnny: Is it squeaking again? Sal you should oil that.
Sal: Right! ... First thing in the morning.
Randall: I think he means 'door hinge' rhymes with 'orange.'
Don: Yes! .. That's as close as you can get in English!
Johnny & Sal: (collectively) Oh..
Randall: Where'd you come up with that?
Don: It just sort of popped into my mind.. that happens sometimes with brilliant men, you know.. but, of course, you wouldn't know. Just trust me.
Randall: (nodding) Yes.. I see. Sal, remind me to drop off a pack of bananas for Kathy in the morning.
(Don mutters under his breath something about 'would've thought of that eventually' and goes back to work)
Randall: Yes, Don.. we know you would've.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *eyeing her roomies gathered near her computer chair* Yes, can I help you?
Betty Lou: Soooo, how was your day?
Kim: *shrugs* It was there. I babysat my cousin, I went to work, I came home. I got some nice flowers, cookies and cupcakes from Alex, Floyd and Animal. But it still didn't really feel..."birthday", y'know?
Gillis: Well, I think we've got the perfect way to fix that. Ready? Present - gift!
Kim: What are you, Maestro, a drill instructor?
Boober: Now that you mention it...
Gillis: *hissing* Quiet... *normal voice* Go ahead, open it.
Kim: Okay... *opens the present* It's a box.
Tosh: Lift the lid!
Kim: *lifts the lid, and a familiar tune starts to play* Oh...it's a music box! This is terrific, guys!
Boober: And its got space inside for you to store stuff, like pens or pencils or your skeleton key collection.
Roomies: Happy birthday, Kim!
Kim: Aw, thanks gang.

OOC: For those wondering what song the music box is playing, it's the music box song from the episode "The Lost Treasure of the Fraggles".

-Kim