Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Ruahnna]

Facing the Music, Part I

Catherine: I’m so sorry I missed Clifford’s birthday. It’s been so busy. I hope he likes the tie we bought him.
Kermit: (muttering under breath) At least it didn’t have Mickey on it.
Piggy: What was that, sweetie?
Catherine: What say, Kermit?
Fozzie: He said--
Kermit: Um, nevermind, Fozzie. I was just, er, talking to myself.
Fozzie: But I heard you say--
Kermit: (loudly) Hey—what do you know! I heard that we have new dormies! Catherine made some brownies and we should go and say hello and welcome them to the dorm.
Fozzie: (nervously) Are they—are they nice?
Kermit: Of course they’re nice. And you know them, Fozzie. It’s Sal and Johnny, their friend Randall—who I haven’t met, yet--and someone I know from Sesame Street.
Piggy: (muttering) Great. Another one of your weird friends from Sesame Street.
Catherine: Piggy! That wasn’t nice. And what makes you say Kermit’s friends from Sesame Street are weird?
Piggy: Let’s see—Oscar lives in a trash can, has a worm for a pet and enjoys having garbage dumped on his head.
Kermit: Um,--
Piggy: And there’s Cookie Monster, who I believe mugged you the other day when you were carrying cookies down the hall....
Catherine: But, but that was, um, a misunderstanding. Sortof.
Piggy: Uh huh. And I don’t have to explain why Grover, with his fifty-seven secret identities that are not a secret seems odd, I hope?
Fozzie: I like Grover. He’s helpful.
Catherine: Well, um, I guess all kinds of people seem odd to others until they get to know them better.
Piggy: For instance…?
Catherine: Well, Gonzo, for instance. I know at first he seems like a weird little guy who likes to do odd things, but the more you get to know him…um….
Kermit: (muttering) Not helping!
Fozzie: Um what?
Catherine: Um, okay—so Gonzo was not a good choice. But how about, um, Kermit.
Piggy: Kermit?
Kermit: Me?
Fozzie: Our Kermit?
Catherine: (a little defensively now that they are all staring at her) Well, um, yes. Kermit, um, has a frog, a pig and, you know, me for roommates. And he, um, works with a lot of different people and monsters and, um, you know, different sort of people.
Piggy: Different is right.
Kermit: Look—everybody just come on over and say “Hi” to Don and Johnny and Sal and we’ll meet Randall, okay? How long could it take?
Fozzie: Will they serve cannolis?
Piggy: (tempted) Well….
Catherine: Good! Come on, guys! It’s the neighborly thing to do. Shake a leg, now.
Piggy: (sniffing) As if!

 

[The Count]

Gee... Hope Clifford got the CD of cool Caribbean music my little bats dropped off at his room for his birthday last week.
It'll probably help him refine his accent, so he won't jamaica fool outta himself again. There are two more birthdays this week, with a third on Thursday. This place will sure be crazy the next few days.

 

[The Count]

*Sees Catherine's online. Oh, well... Maybe that means there'll be some fanfic waiting in the morning. Night all, talk to you guys later.

 

[anytimepally]

(in the common room.. Randall is frying something on the stove)

Randall: Ack!.. I've been misspelling "canollis" all this time.. Johnny, why didn't you tell me?
Johnny: I didn't notice. Sal does my reading.
Don: (rolling his eyes) It's a good thing you're just a singer.. you'd never make it as a songwriter.
Sal: Whatdaya mean JUST a singer?! How dare you say that about Johnny Fiama!

(Sal and Don wrestle briefly and not very intensely until Don headbutts Sal and knocks him on his keister.

Randall: No fighting, you guys. You promised you'd behave if I made breakfast foods for dinner and let you watch the Big screen TV.
Sal: (mumbling) .. yeah, yeah.. ok..
Don: Why are we eating so late anyway?
Randall: Because someone forgot to go grocery shopping.
Johnny: When are you gonna let that go? I had important things to do today!
Randall: Johnny, you sat around singing duets with fake Tony Bennett.
Johnny: And that's not important?!?!
Sal: (noticing the floor as he stands up) Hey, what's with this carpet? Radishes? That's just weird.. are you sure we moved in to the right building?
Randall: You don't like radishes, Sal?
Sal: I'm a monkey.. I'll eat any fruits or veggies you throw at me.. but that bacon sure smells..
Randall: (spinning around in horror) Sal! Shh.. I thought we agreed not to use it's real name!
Johnny: Yeah, Sal.. come'on.. you know the Pig lives just downstairs.. or downelevator.. or something..
Don: I don't get what the big deal is.. Surely, this "Piggy" can't be as frightful as you guys make her out to be
Johnny: (shaking with fear) You have no idea, Don. The Pig and I did a show together once, and I was doing a song about "big, wide rigs".. you know, 18-wheelers.. she thought I was saying "big wide pigs," and she went nuts.. karate chopped me right in the shoulder, and I fell off the stage. It still hurts when it rains
Sal: Yeah yeah, Johnny.. that was terrible!
Johnny: Hey.. come to think of it, Sal, where were you that night.. are you my bodyguard or what?
Sal: (to Randall) So.. how's the food coming along?
Randall: Soon, Sal.. Soon. So, anyway, Don.. the point is, be careful around Miss Piggy. No matter what you say or do, you never know what'll set her off.
Sal: Yeah, and she's a real Prima Donna
Johnny: You know, sort of like you're a 'Prima Don'
Don: Well, I think you're all afraid for nothing.. I think I'm going to like her.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: I am going to head on to little bed.

Alright Grover. I'll see you tomorrow or whenever i get home.

Grover: Alright Kyle. Good night everybodieee!!

Herry: Good night Grover. Hey Kyle. Can i watch some tv too?

Sure Herry. Join in.

Herry: What you watching?

Full House. Cute show. Grew up watching this show. I sure do miss my childhood.

Herry: Me too.

FilFil: I'm getting me something to eat. Any body want anything?

Herry: I'll take a soda.

FilFil: Alright. *throws soda to Herry*

Herry: Thanks FilFil.

Nothing for me FilFil. Alright have something to snack on. Chips and peanut butter sandwich.

FilFil: Soda?

Have one. Thanks aways.

Telly: *comes in from out in the hallway all sad*

What's wrong Telly?

Telly: Well....Oscar told me that Bryan wasn't ever coming back.

What?! He did. Well you hold it right there Telly. Come with me Telly. I'm going ot have a talk with that grouch. *walks into the hallway over ot Oscar's can and bangs on it* Come up here you you you......grouch!

Oscar: *lid pops open* What's the big id...

*grabs Oscar by the neck* I want to know what the big idea is about telling Telly that Bryan wasn't coming back.

Oscar: *chocking*

Spit it out!

Telly: Don't be to ruff on him Kyle.

Sorry. *lets go* I got a little bit carried away.

Oscar: *rubbing his neck* Yea you did.

Well what made you tell Telly that?

Oscar: He kept borthering me. I told him to leave me alone. Scram i said. And he still wouldn't leave.

He likes you Oscar. He's your friend.

Telly: I really am Oscar. You've always been there for me.

Oscar: Grouches never help others out.

You have before.

Oscar: I know i know. I don't mean to. But i guess i can't help it. For some reason i seem to like everyone here but i also hate everyone that bugs me. I can't seem to be mean then nice. It's not a grouch way.

We all understand that Oscar but we don't lie to our firends or make them sad.

Oscar: *looks over at Telly* Well......i know this isn't grouch thing to say but i'm really sorry Telly. There i said it.

Telly: Oh Oscar. I knew you really didn't mean it. *kisses Oscar on the face* I love you so much. *walks off laughing*

Oscar: *whips off kiss* Yuck! I hate it when that happens. There's times i think ya'll are all out to get me. *yells out to Telly* Don't ever kiss me again! *groans and slams his trashlid*

All in a days work. Now to get back to my show. *goes back into room and sits down*

 

[The Count]

*Leaves copies of Bryan's postcard at Rooms #3, 25, and 26. This one chronicles his visit to the Louisville Slugger baseball bat museum and factory in Kentucky, his trip to the monuments in Washington D.C., and his show's performances in Maryland.

Have a good day everybody.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey Big Bird, we have a postcard from Bryan!
Big Bird: Really? What does it say, how is he doing, does he miss me, how is the show?'
Beth: *Interrupting him* Big Bird slow down! I'll tell you what it says! He's been to Kentucky and Washington D.C. and it's been going very well. He got to go to a museum all about baseball and he saw all the national monuments in D.C. The show is going well although there was one night where there were only a few kids that came but he said that their smiles were worth it.
Big Bird: Sounds like he's having a wonderful time. *frowns*
Beth: Hey Big Bird, he also said he misses his roommates alot and he's been thinking about you guys
Big Bird: Really? And I thought he'd forget all about us
Beth: He'll never forget you Big Bird. Now, how about some birdseed and oatmeal for breakfast?
Big Bird: You sure know what I like!

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from the dorms management team.

Just wanted to remind you guys that we keep rolling along on what seems to be "Birthday Week".
Clifford had his party last Thursday... Well, today's date belongs to one of his half's roommates.
Yes, by now you know about Prawny and Toga being halves of each other, with Layla as their third. Don't ask me how that works...
Anyhew, today marks the day we honor in name of The Swedish Chef. Yah yah, so make sure you've got your stomach pumps handy...

And now MC Dorms, with an open heart and an empty stomach...
I say unto you in the words of our own chef...

Bork bork bork cuisinay! See you guys and gals at the party later today.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Telly! Telly!

Telly: *comes running out of the room* What.....is.....it? *whew*

Grover: You got a postcard from Bryan.

Telly: O o o what's it say?

Grover: *clears throut* This one starts off with him visiting to the Louisville Slugger baseball bat museum and the factory in Kentucky.

Telly: What else does it say?

Grover: Hold on Telly. Let me catch my little breath here. He then says he went to the monuments in Washington D.C., and his show's performances in Maryland.

Telly: Anything else?

Grover: Nope. *looks at the card more* Wait wait wait. There is more.

Telly: Oh goodie.

Grover: He says he sure does miss everybody here at the dorms but he misses his roomies the most. Yours truley, Bryan.

Telly: Oh i knew he couldn't forget about us.

Grover: Bryan would never forget about you and the rest of his roommates. Well i will see you Telly. I have to head off to work. Tell Kyle that i got some stuff at the store to cook for dinner tonight.

Telly: Ok Grover. See you later. Don't work to hard.

Grover: Do not worry. I Grover never work to hard. I just try my best. *shuts door*

Telly: Now what to do?

 

[Katzi428]

walking in Room 6 without my walker & boot I'm FREE! I'm FREE!!
Prairie:Funny...you don't look three!
You silly goose! I mean no more foot stabilizer and no more walker!
Prairie:YIPPEE!!!Oh Kath...that's wonderful news!
Rosita: Si,Kathy! That's fantastico!
the three of us hug and Gaffer starts rubbing against my legs
I still need to be careful though. The doctor told me to get a pair of sneakers that's more supportable. And I'll still be limping a bit. But that's fine.
Rosita:Right. Just take it one step at a time.
I will. Hey..I brought home a cake for the Swedish Chef.It's his birthday today. So I brought the cake and Volume 2 of Der Yummer Yummers YuBetcha! cookbook from all of us.
Prairie:Oh...he'll love that!