Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

(At Charlie's...)

Ernie: Wow! Everything looks great! What are you getting, Bert?
Bert: I don't know yet. So many options.
Big Bird: Bryan, what does "soup duh-jo-er" mean?
Bry: Haha! No, Big Bird, that's "soup du jour". It means "soup of the day" in French.
Big Bird: Oh! I didn't know you spoke French. You're so smart!
Bry: Well...I don't really know that much French. Just the common things found on a menu.
Ernie: Waiter, what is the soup of the day? Alphabet soup? Perfect. Sounds good to me!
Bert: Well, I'm going to have some lentil soup.
Ernie: Bert, can't you eat something a little more exciting for a change?
Bert: You're right, Ernie. And a side of saltines, please.
Ernie: (Shaking his head) Hmm...
Bry: Hey, Big Bird, I think you're in luck! The Manager's Special today is a birdseed crusted shrimp.
Big Bird: That sounds interesting. Do I like shrimp?
Bry: There's only one way to find out.
Big Bird: True. I'll have that then.
Telly: Grilled cheese sandwhich cut in squares for me, and later for dessert I'll have a nice slice of pumpkin pie. Hey, this trying new foods might be the current fad, but I've still gotta find room in my meal for a triangle somewhere. And that pie looks delicious!
Bry: It sure does. For me, I'll have the barbecued salmon though.

 

[Katzi428]

As the dorms gang reaches the restaurant doors... No, actually, that was Lou Fraggle, the third of Kate's Fragglish roomies. Oh, we're here.
Hello sir... *Talking to unseen person behind the counter.
Yes, we'd like a table for 40... Well, there are 36 members in our party, three more will be arriving by train in a while... And we wouldn't want to make the same mistake Guy Smiley made that one time...
Oh, thank you. The entire roster of residents shuffle down to the stairs at the end of Charlie's Restaurant and are prompted to go upstairs, where they can have the entire second floor to themselves.

Um, miss... We have a person in a wheelchair... Would it be possible...
*From somewhere behind the front counter, a button gets pressed turning the stairs into a ramp for Kathy to be wheeled upstairs.

Boy...talk about great service!Thanks!

That's better... Come on guys, sit down and let's get some menus to prepare our orders. Who knows, we might get some actual food this time.
*Subtle laughter rises from the various dorms' diners.

I'll have a cheese dog with fries.A Dr. Pepper to drink
Rosita:I'll have 3 pieces of fried chicken. A chocolate shake to drink please.
Prairie:I'll have a plate of macaroni and cheese with a glass of 7 Up

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Oh, forgot to order drinks. Well, I'm happy with just ice water with lemon.
Bert: Make that two!
Ernie: Apple juice!
Telly: Dr. Pepper!
Big Bird: A birdseed milkshake, of course!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Okay, let's see...a grilled cheese, fresh vegs on the side and to drink, a glass of apple cider with ice.
Nora: I'll take the quiche, and a Dr. Pepper to drink.
Storyteller: Soup of the day, and to drink, tomato juice with a Doozer stick twist.

 

[BEAR]

MN: Okay, let's see...a grilled cheese, fresh vegs on the side and to drink, a glass of apple cider with ice.
Nora: I'll take the quiche, and a Dr. Pepper to drink.
Storyteller: Soup of the day, and to drink, tomato juice with a Doozer stick twist.

Ernie: Oh, you like alphabet soup too, Mr. Storyteller? Well, you won't be disappointed. It's really good here, and the best part is you can spell out silly words with the letters!
Bert: Silly words?
Ernie: Yep! like "Gerfaffle"! Khekhekhe!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Are we ready to go to Sesame Street

BABY BEAR: Yes, my bags are packed for the Furry Arms Hotel

ZOE: I'm Packed

LITTLE BIRD: Me too

PETER: Why don't we get into my 1981 Delorean okay

(in the car)

LITTLE BIRD: Off to Sesame Street!!!

ZOE: Here we Go

BABY BEAR: I'm going to visit my human friends, Gina and Alan!!! and Maria and Lusi

PETER: While i'm driving, How about making a song okay

LITTLE BIRD: Okay!!!

(Sesame Street)

PETER: We're here ,It is the Happiest Street on Earth
and Sesame Street is the Best

BABY BEAR, ZOE AND LITTLE BIRD: This is my old stomping grounds

PETER: Why don't we go to Charlie's and have something to eat, like a Late Night Snack

ZOE: I'm Hungry for a Cheeseburger

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Actually, Ernie, it's Ms. Storyteller, but that's okay. Let me introduce you to Storyteller Fraggle, one of my two roommates.
Storyteller: (slurps up a bit of soup) Hiya!
Nora: So you're going to interview the Monotones, Erin?
MN: Yeah, but not tonight. It's our time to relax and goof off. Besides, Little Jerry told me that he and the boys would be available tomorrow.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Mmm, milkshakes, these are yummy!
Abby: I'm so happy to be back here! I do love the dorms, but Sesame Street is great!
Red: It is a really great place
Wanda: I'm digging it so far

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*Sitting at a table near Kim, so we and all the fraggles can talk to each other.*
Aw, poor Gilis! Oh boy, I bet Boober must have freaked! *waiter coming around* Let's see... I think I'll have the hole wheat pasta with vegibtables, and a lemonade.
Lou: I'll have the tomato salad with mustard dressing, please.
Wembly: I'll have the same thing. That was good last time I had it!
Gobo: I think I'll try the Greek salad with no anchovies and extra raddishes, please.
Wembly: Gee, that sounds goodd too.
Gobo: You can have some of mine.
Wembly: Wow, thanks!
So, is there anything special you want to see while you're here?
Lou: Didn't I hear something about someone having a baby?
Yeah, that was Gina. I'm looking forward to seeing him myself!Wembly: I've never seen a baby silly creature before!
Well, I've never seen him, but if I were to guess, I'd say he's about the same size as you. Maybe a little bigger, because he's a bit older than a newborn.
Gobo: Well I plan to explore and map as much as I possibly can of this street!
Well, you'll have plenty of opportunity! Ed says we might be staying here longer than originally planed!Fraggles: Great! Perfect!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *sits down at table with roomies and whoever else feels like being there* Man, it's so great to know that I can write on a moving bus.
Uncle Deadly: Pardon?
Me: Heh, just check the nearest copy of Don't Trip you can find.
Uncle D.: And that would be...?
Gonzo: Got me! Can we eat now?
Me: Actually, I was thinking sleep...
Clifford: Man! We've been waitin' all day to eat!
Me: Meh, well you guys go 'head, I've gotta sleep.
Camilla: Brawk bagawk baw?
Me: Heh, whatever you guys say. See you in the morning! *heads off to Furry Arms for bed*
Gonzo: Hey, has anyone seen a waiter?
*from a booth behind the others Fat Blue appears*
Fat Blue: Hey! I've been waiting for three days for a waiter! Don't complain yet!
Clifford: ...Anyone else wanna call for pizza?
Fat Blue: Sorry, Grover's the pizza delivery monster too...