Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*leaves a B-day card in Ed's mailbox*

Grover: *sees Kyle* He still seems sad.

Herry: He's sad because he found a virus on his computer.

Grover: What is wrong with that?

Herry: His mom says he can't talk to his friends anymore.

*over hears Herry* Not that. I just think that is what will happen. Just let me sluk.

Grover: Come on. We will talk to you later Kyle.

Herry: It's time for work. We'll say hi to your friends there.

Thanks. *sluks back down*

Grover: I hope he finds the cold in the computer.

Herry: I hope so too.

Both walk out the door

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *runs in panting* Gonzo...We've...Got to do...Commentary...I promised Uncle D....And he's ina n angry mood...Let's GO! *pulls Gonzo off*
Gonzo: Why don't I get a say in any of this??
Me: Because I'm the writer remember?!
Gonzo: How could I forget?

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: I wonder when Ryan's gonna do a story about us again.
Big Bird: Yeah, the last one was The Revenge of Elmo if I remember right.
Telly: Oooh that one was scary!

 

[The Count]

Count: Vell... There vas also The Great Rubber Duckie Caper, a short one but a good one.
Afraid Ed's a bit burnt out with potential fictional writings... Poor soul, so many ideas and yet he constantly vorries which way to go. At least he'll be back home soon.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Diana: I'm glad the day is almost over with.I've been going non-stop since 4:30 this morning,had to work.Finally get to stop running around and relax.

Floyd: We missed ya Diana.

Diana: I missed you too Floyd.I think I'll watch Muppet Moments,on dvd.It'll give me something to unwind to.

Dr. Teeth: Unwinding yourself in modulation.Fabulous.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Great Rubber Duckie Caper! That's right! Oh boy, that was the best one! I reread it to Rubber Duckie all the time, especially when he has trouble sleeping. Right, Rubber Duckie?
RD: *Squeak squeak*
Ernie: By the way, Count. Did you get that sea lion picture Bryan sent via pigeon?

 

[Leyla]

<Fozzie, Kermit and Piggy are ready to head back to Catherine's waiting arms. Once again, Leyla has lined up her own crew to bid farewell. Piggy is looking uneasily between Kermit and Robot Kermit>

Piggy: <to herself> I swear, it's been looking at me.

Fozzie: <alarmed> It HAS? Oh no!

Kermit: Piggy, don't spook Fozzie.

Piggy: But it HAS!

<Kermit looks at it, then gives Piggy a long look>
Kermit: <with a little smile> Who can blame it?

<Piggy starts, then brightens, losing all interest in the Kermit lookalike.>

Kermit: Don't worry, Fozzie. We're going back next door now anyway. Far away from that thing.

Leyla: <grinning> Don't like your neighbours, Kermit?

Kermit: Oh, hey! that's not what I meant. I love the neighbours... <Piggy darts a suspicious glance at him> ... platonically! But... um.... Well, I love the neighbours that talk. We had a great time, really. Thanks everyone, for the hospitality.

Hilda: Oh, it was our pleasure, really.

Wanda: And I'm only a little shocked by that.

Leyla: <wincing> Sorry about that. She doesn't mean that, guys. She's been a bit irritable lately.

Piggy: Ah, don't worry, dear. Most women are insane jealous of me, and moi has come to expect such childish little attacks.

Jimmy: So don't be a stranger, will ya, Mr. Bear? Ah like them jokes about Halloween you was practising on me. Wacky wacky!

Fozzie: Uh... its wocka, wocka... and thank you!! Oh, it has been a nice time!

Leyla: Well, you''re all welcome here anytime! Give my love to Catherine!

Kermit: Aw, we will.

<Many hugs and kissy kissy's are exchanged and Fozzie, Kermit, and Piggy depart to reunite with their roomie>

 

[The Count]

Count: Yes... Thank you Bryan.

Me, now that I'm back at the dorms: Pier 39... That brings back memories of when my family went to California back in 1988.
And that robotic replica might not be untalkative for much longer... After all, me thinks it'll be a certain bionic bullfrog's birthday tomorrow.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Robot Kermit's birthday? What do you give a machine on its birthday?
Big Bird: Depends. What do machines usually like?
Telly: That machine on your desk likes to eat paper, but he usually spits it out. So maybe he doesn't like it that much.
Bry: That's a printer, Telly.
Bert: I had an Automatic "R" Machine once, but Ernie broke it.
Ernie: I didn't know it could only take so many "R" words.
Bry: But this is a robot. What do robots like?
Big Bird: I knew a robot once! His name was Sam and he use to live on Sesame Street. Oh he was so smart. He said that he could do anything!
Bry: Really, Big Bird? What did he like?
Big Bird: I don't really remember. It was a long time ago.
Telly: What are we gonna do?
Bry: We need some ideas. Maybe Ed will help us.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Robin the Frog, what are you still doing up?
Robin: I was waiting for Lisa...She said she'd be back *yawn* tonight.
Me: Well actually Robin, Lisa said she MIGHT be back tonight. And if I know my other half, and I certainly must, she does after all share half of my brain space, when Lisa says might, she means probably not.
Robin: Okay then...I'll go to bed. Unless you want me to help you with your homework.
Me: *shifty eyes* What...What homework? I finished it all. *winks*
Robin: Than what's that behind you?
Me: Um...Well it's...
Rowlf: His homework. Now c'mon Robin, let's get you to bed, let Ryan finish his homework.
Robin: Okay, g'night Ryan!
Me: Night Robin, sleep well.