Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Oh hi Bo... Good to see you here again. Sure, there are a few rooms down in the basement still available. You still want #13? Would've thought you'd want #4 so you could be next to Christy. Oh well, your choice. Just LMK if you'd prefer #4 or stick with #13. Feel free to settle for the night here in the lobby's sitting area.

*Bo you can either post or PM me which of the two rooms you want.
Hope this helps.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *moves through the lobby* Hi there Ed. Now I'm not sure exactly who that bunny thinks he is...
Bean: I'm Bean. I'm cute. I'm oh so adoreable.
Bo: ...but we don't need room 13, we'd rather have Room 4 next to Christy.
Beau: Christy B...
Bobo: B?
Bo: Yeah, that's kinda fitting seeing our love for alliteration in roomies...
Bean: Oh! And what do I begin with! B! You've gotta love me!
Bobo: He is kinda cute there...
Beau: He'd make a cute pot-pie...
Bean: Oh! Me in a cute pork-pie hat! What an image!
Bo: *interupts fight* Can we get the Room 4 key?

 

[The Count]

*Chuckling... Sure... *Grabs key from hook beneath marble 4 on backwall.

OK, through the lobby doors and into the common room's elevator we go. Hi Seymour.
Seymour: Hello sirs, new roomies?
Yep, old friend of ours... Bo and his sometimes slightly confusing crew.
Seymour: Riiiiight. Well, have a good day.
*Elevator goes down one floor to the basement.

OK, now a quick turn to our left... And here we are, second door down on our right. *Hands key to Bo. Well, your room's directly across from Beth's, and you're in between Christy's and Kathy's rooms. Mine is that one diagonally across to the left from yours, with the big number 1 on front. Knock if you need anything, great to have you here again pal.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

full moon epiphany...

Diana: I need to make some coffee and figure out what to make us for breakfast Dr. Teeth.

Dr. Teeth: How about waffles and flapjacks all around,same batter different form.

Diana: Sounds good to me.Noticed the news from MuppetCentral,twas nice to see so early in the morning,that a lot of the classic sketches will be added in the dvd box set.A must buy the week before Halloween,have to buy the Electric Company box sets too.

Dr. Teeth: Sounds like a plan.What is that you are watching on the computer player?

Diana: The ventriloquist Jeff Dunham,one of the best puppet entertainers still around today.

Floyd: So,what are we doing today Diana?

Diana: No plans as of yet Floyd,still early in the day.I do need to fill our mini-fridge.

Zoot: We have a fridge?

Diana: Brought it in when everyone was outside playing frisbee golf.

Janice: Excellent idea.A place for snacks and other food items.

Diana: There's also a nice full moon for the next couple of days,awesome.

 

[Beauregard]

Bean: Oh look! A carpet!
Beau: ...
Bobo: ...
Bo: Yeah, it's a carpet...

Bean: Oh look! Wallpaper!
Bo: ...
Bobo: ...
Beau: We need some paint on that...

Bean: Oh look! A bed! *divesbombs out of the room and lands in the only bed in the apartment* I shall call it Bedjamin, and she shall be mine!
Bo: The bed is a she?
Beau: Of course it's a she...it wouldn't be a he-bed...
Bobo: Do I get to name the fridge? Can I call it Endenborough Fridge Festival?
Bo: I'm going to claim this small patch of floor and faint on it in confusion, ok?
Bean: Which patch? We'll have to talk about that...

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Oh... I hear the sounds of confusion coming from the first floor. Sounds like Bo and his roommates are back.
Betty Lou: Kim, can you help me braid my pigtails please?
Kim: Sure thing, Betty Lou.
Tosh: Are you going to work again?
Kim: Yes, I'm going to work again. My boss asked me to work today, so I am. Besides, money, bills, remember?
Gillis: How long will you be gone today?
Kim: Just until 5. How about after I get back, we go out to Everybody Eats tonight instead of having supper at the dorm?
Betty Lou: Yeah!
Tosh: Sure!
Gillis: A wonderful idea.
Boober: Have they recieved a good rating from a certified health inspector?
Kim: *sighs* Yes, Boober.
Boober: Okay, I'm in.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Yep... Sure is good to have Bo back here with us. Confidentially, we might need to put Bobo on security detail. There've been a few suspicious people trying to move to Muppet Central, the main bourough where we and the town of Hensonville are located. They've all been booted out swiftly, escorted to the city limits, though they keep trying to get in.

Oh well, I'm sure Dean Mayor Chapman's got a handle of the situation. Just be careful guys.
See you around the dorms.

 

[Java]

Hey Sprocket, you made such a wonderful mean last night. Just the thing to put me in the right mood.

<holding stomach> Arr, ruff, ruff.

Yes, I know your hungry now, it has been a long time since dinner. Let's head to Everybody eats for a meal before I have to nap. I have to work night shift tonight.

<Sprocket runs to door waiting impatiently for Melissa to get shoes on.>

 

[Java]

<Furious typing can be heard coming from Melissa's computer.>

Ruff, bark, bark. <Sprocket pantomimes coming to bed as he walks over and places paws on Melissa's back.>

I know. I know Sprocket. I'm going to have a really hard time getting through the night and then my meeting in the morning if I don't nap now.

Arr-roo. <Pokes head between Melissa's elbow into her lap.>

I just have to get this chapter down now though or I'll lose it. After that I promise to nap.

<Sits down impatiently beside her.>

I'm hurrying. Sheesh.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Groans> Where's the corny heaty thingy?
Robin: The WHAT?
Lisa: The corny heaty thingy.
Rowlf: Beg pardon?
Lisa: The corny heaty thingy! I need it...
Rowlf: Why?
Lisa: Because I'm sore all over and I tried icing last night and it didn't help so now I wanna try the corny heaty thingy but I can't find it! <Whimpers> I want the corny heaty thingy...
Robin: Well if you tell me what it looks like, I'll try to help you find it!
Rowlf: Why are you so sore?
Lisa: <Groans>
Chef: She's sure-a und ooveee-a ooveee-a hoorty becoose-a she's sheep-shepeeng herselff intu deefffferent letter fooel letters qooeeckety-qooeeck fur her drema ecteeng speech schuul cless. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Lisa: Yeah... what he said.
Rowlf: You're a sheep?
Lisa: NO! I get into the shapes of different letters for my acting class.
Rowlf: Oh...
Lisa: Yes, O and I and E and Y and Z and A and U.
Robin: Me?
Lisa: ...Nevermind.
Robin: Okay.
Lisa: So no one knows where the corny heaty thingy is?
Rowlf: No one knows WHAT the corny heaty thingy is!
Lisa: Fine. Fine... If I can't FIX the problem... <pulls out bottle of aspirin> I'll HIDE it! <looks at bottle.> Hopefully.