Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bo: *sits on the floor watching Star Trek* Ooh, it's so lame...
Bobo: *sits on the floor watching Star Trek* Why do the monsters wear such lame make-up when they could just...get monsters?
Beau:*sits on the floor watching Star Trek* ...I thought they did get monsters? That's the point?
Bobo: Not get, get as in get them on the show!
Beau: They always get them by the end of the show...
Bean: I made LUNCH!
Bobo: Great, I'm starving!
Bean: I made lunch for me! I am such an archiever! Don't I rule? Guys? Hmm? I got myself a cute little slice of bread...
Bobo: *groans*
Bean: ...and accidently dropped all he butter on the floor by accident...
Beau: *groans*
Bean: Then I made a sandwich! All by myself! *plants self in front of the TV with sandwhich* What are we watching?
Bobo: Me squashing you with the fridge...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(door to number 7 creaks open)

MN: (slouching in) Tower, this is the Lame Duck, requesting permission to land...or more accurately, crash...(does a spectacular backward fall into a bean bag chair)
Nora: Hard day?
MN: I wish it was that good...a day full of FOIAs and playing phone tag with sources...and those guys from Tongue magazine wanting to botch us up at every turn...and I've got a splitting headache.
Nora: I know...I was helping out down at Coming Unbound this afternoon and I got brained when a shelf of romances collasped on me.
MN: (singing) Love hurts...
Storyteller: And here I thought the lobotomy patient look was in this season (points to bandages on Nora's head). As for me, I had to refile all the legends, and I've got more paper cuts than a Gorg has hairs.
MN: We'll work on the murals and stuff some more tomorrow.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *comes in, pulls out her computer chair and sits down* No one bother me; I am not moving from this spot come heck-'er-high water.
Gillis: Feet hurt?
Kim: AND my knees AND my hips AND my lower back.
Boober: Oh dear. *pulls on her hand* You should lie down right away. What would you prefer to use; moist heat or ice packs?
Tosh: *pulling Boober away* Boober, leave her alone; she already knows what she's doing.
Boober: Sorry. I got carried away.
Kim: "No," she said sarcastically.
Betty Lou: Are we still going to Everybody Eats?
Kim: In a bit. And that's if we don't get a better offer from my folks.
Boober: Why would your parents have a better offer?
Kim: Because they're having the kitchen redone, and until that's finished they won't have a kitchen. So they'll be ordering in and eating out a lot. And we've got a standing invitation to join them whenever we want.
Roomies: Ah.
Beast: *grumbles a question*
Kim: It depends; if they don't allow Beasts, you can stay here and we'll bring you a doggie bag.
Boober: Why? He's a Beast, not a "doggie".
Kim: ...It's just an expression, Boober.

-Kim

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh Goooooonzo!

Gonzo: Yeeeeees?

Me: Let's goooooo.

Gonzo: Oooookay!

UD: Are you two opperating in slow motion again?

 

[RedDragon]

Nyz: I hate draw mode!

Mokey: I love draw mode!

Ludo: Draaaw...Moooode...?

Nyz: I have three modes...draw mode, read mode, and write mode....

Jabber: Ooooook...sooo?

Nyz: I'm stuck in draw mode!

Mokey: Why is that a problem?

Nyz: Because I never know what to draw!

Jabber: Then don't draw.

Nyz: Then what am I supposed to do?

Ludo: Reeead?

Nyz: I don't want to read...

Jabber: Write?

Nyz: I don't know what to write...

Mokey: Draw!

Nyz: <groans> That's the problem!

Mokey: What is?

Nyz: <blink> Nevermind...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <sings> I found it, I found it, I fouuuuuuund it! I found the corny heaty thingy! <puts "corny heaty thingy" on back> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that feels incredible...
Robin: Lisa? What IS the corny heaty thingy?
Lisa: ...A miracle...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *trying to find some lunch*
Beau: *same*
Bobo: *agreed*
Bean: Let's go visit someone!
Bo: Like?
Beau: Someone, I sespecticle.
Bobo: Ooh, is that half a pizza?
Bean: Ooh! Yes! *takes it* Yum! Cheese! Thanks Bobo old buddy!
Bobo: *slow smile* Let's visit with Uncle Deadly...

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: *sees Beau and mates coming* Ah hello there Beau, Bobo, Bo...Bean? Um...Anyway, Ryan stepped out for a bit with Gonzo. But may I erm...*stands up and puts snout up to Bean's face* Give you a hand? *holds out fake hand in front of Bean's face*

 

[Beauregard]

Bean: Why take your hand when I could just....hug you! *leaps at Uncle Deadly and gives him a huge hug* Oh I love blue people!
Bo: Er..Bean...you might not want to...
Beau: People?
Bean: So! What entertainment is there around this place?

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: *pulls back snout as Bean cuddles him* You...Rabbit...Are hugging me...GET OFF OF ME YOU DILUTED FOOL! *tosses Bean off of self and growls* Now listen here jelly bean! I am noone to go around hugging, got that? Do not mess with Uncle Deadly. Understand?