Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedDragon]

Nope, no food for you! Ambrosius!
*Ambro. comes running out of my room*
Do you need to go to the bathroom.

A:Worf! Worf!

Yeah? Well, look here is a nice rock you can go on.
*Ambro. looks at the rock, then lifts his leg.......Let's just say it wasn't pretty*
Oh, I'm sorry Bo I didn't see you there. Wow, how embarrassing. Thank you Ambrosius here's a cookie. You're such a good puppy. Ludo!

 

[redBoobergurl]

*phone rings in room 3*
Red: Hello?
Hey Red! Guess what?
Red: What?
I'm trapped in my office! It's POURING outside!
Red: Hmm, it's not really raining over here. I was just thinking of heading to the pools.
Well, keep an eye on the sky, it's really bad over here!
Red: Well, stay dry!
I will certainly try! You too!

 

[Harvey Towers]

Meanwhile in Room #32…

Harvey Towers: Hey, Johnny, Sal! How have you guys been getting on here?

Johnny Fiamma: I’ve not seen you about too much round here Harvey Towers.

Harvey Towers: I know Johnny, I’ve never made it here as often as I would have liked. But I thought I would drop in especially to give the guys a bit of a surprise.

Sal: Surprise? Johnny Fiamma doesn’t like nasty surprises!

Harvey Towers: It’s not a nasty surprise! I’m going to throw them a party. Look guys, can you see up in that corner, just next to the “exclamation mark sign”?

Johnny Fiamma: Hey, that’s a number. A pretty fine one too and talking of fine numbers…

<Johnny takes a deep breath in anticipation of singing, but doesn’t quite get his chance>

Sal: Hey, Is that one of those “This post was brought to you by” numbers. You remember then from when you sung “Pick Up the Monkey” on Sesame Street?

Harvey Towers: Could you two please listen for just two seconds?

<There is an expectant silence>

Harvey Towers: Thank you. That number says 2983 – which means that in just a few posts time the boarders here will have reached the 3000 post total. And I thought it would be nice to have a bit of a party for them! Oh, they’re going to have so much fun.

Johnny Fiamma: That’s a nice idea Harvey Towers! Anything we can do to help?

Harvey Towers: Well there are some balloons that want blowing up while I sort this food out…

Johnny Fiamma: You think your up to that Sal?

Sal: I’m on it… Coming through blowing up balloons for Johnny Fiamma

<Despite his best efforts Sal seems to have some difficulty, but perseveres never the less>

Johnny Fiamma: That’s some nice blowing there Sal.

Harvey Towers: (aside) You can see why I don’t come back here too often!

 

[Beauregard]

Beau comes along with a mop and mops up...you know what from Bo.

Beau: Hi Bo.
Bo: Hi Beau.
Beau: Do you need a hand there, or what?
Bo: A hand, no, sure not. A foot maybe.
Beau: Wha-t?
Bo: Called sarcasm. Look into it.
Beau: Look into wha-t?
Bo: Can you get this rock off?
Beau:sure thing Mr Bo.
Bo: Thanks Beau

Much later...

Bo: That was a nice shower, and I am glad you took taht poster down.
Beau: You're we-lcome.
Bo: Look, I'm hearing rumers of a party. I've had a splended idea for what to happen to a certain cute member who likes making 21.3 posters...
Beau: You does?
Bo: I sure do. *whispers*
Beau: You'd real-ly do th-at?
Beao: *nods*
Beau: Oh, that is aw-esome. I'll go tell her.
Bo: NOOO! Wait, get back here...you can't breathe a word.
Beau: *holds breath*
Bo: Good.
Beau: *turns blue*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Hey, Bo got out from under that rock. Hope he doesn't have too many back problems from that... ah well.

<collapses on couch>

<sigh>, long day at the hospital. Papa was a lot better than we thought he was going to be. But that bone surgeon dude almost gave poor Fafa a heart attack. I could just... RRRRRR! I can't stand it when doctors do stupid things!

Chef: vhet?

<sigh>. He comes out after the surgery and says, "Well, everythings fine. He's no longer under the general anasthetic"! Thing is, we have been told a zillion and a half times that Papa is NEVER supposed to have general anasthetic! Only local. Something with his heart, he is NEVER supposed to have general anasthetic. What no one told us is that the general anasthetic had already been cleared with Papa's heart doctor. So it was ok, but no one told us. And then, you know what the surgeon said? He said, "Now we just have to keep our fingers crossed that no blood gets into his spinal cord, because that would cause paralysis!" It's like, HELLO! NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BEFORE THE SURGERY! And "we'll keep our fingers crossed"?!?!? Oy.... Oh, and then, THEN, they get back to his room, and the nurse is all set to give him medicine with MORPHINE!!!!!!

Chef: Su? Vhet's su bed abuoot thet?

What's so bad about that? He's fatally allergic to morphine, that's what's so bad about that! But it all got worked out, the nurse caught the mistake, or something... <sigh>

Chef: Vell, is he-a ookey?

Yeah. He's going to be just fine. He starts physical therapy tomorrow. But I'm telling you, the sooner they get him out of that hospital, the better. <yawn> But in the meantime... I oughta work on sleep...

 

[The Count]

Well, I got almost everything done today. Still have to call my cousin to set up an accountant's meeting.
Count: Vhat do you need that for vhen you have a professional counter like myself?
Well, nothing personal buddy, but my cousin's a certified CPA. And I know you're still working on getting that title.
Count: Ah yes, vould be better to go vith her then.
Yeah, hoping she'll help clearing away all the receits I've piled up from my collection of Muppets and stuff.

Then I gotta call my other cousin to see if there's been any progress on calculating the proportions for the pictures for the project, and if he's started adding the frames or not.

Got a couple of other things on the burner for now as well... But I'll keep those quiet for now.
Hmmm, wonder if there'll actually be a party here when we hit the 3000 post total count. Als I know is the dorms are almost two-thirds filled up. Could use a few more people and Muppets here, but we're fine with who and what we got.
Count: Yes, and our count of friends just keeps growing!
That's right pal, now come on let's get some sleep.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<wandering around the dorms>

Gosh, it feels so quiet here today. Chef is cooking... something... I think Bo's hiding from me... nobody else seems to be here... it's so quiet.... man, this is dull. No one to talk to! maybe I'll go for a walk. that'll help. I think.

 

[Beauregard]

Gee, it's quiet here today. Beau is cleaning...something. I think Together Again is avoiding me for fear of revenge. Hmm...I think I'll go for a walk...

*goes outside*

Hey there, Lisa. Wait up. Um...bout that 21.3 thing, um, I intend taking revenge, but can we be friends again until that time?

 

[TogetherAgain]

oh hi bo. You know when you put it that way, I'm not sure I want to. but I'm terrible at saying no. So... friends? <extends hand for shaking>

 

[RedDragon]

Man, It's quiet. I'm going to go for a walk.
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Oh, hey, guys!