Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Bats leave a birthday card attached to a couple of packages at Room #18's doorstep. One of the two packages is square and flat, as it contains some Mississippi Mud smoking powder for Jimmy's pipe. The second package is somewhat rounded as a piebox should be, for it contains a bacon and beans countrified flaky pot pie.

Hope he enjoys his birthday and his presents.

 

[Erine81981]

Sorry Ed. Didn't know I couldn't sing that song. Sorry again. *goes on into the room and watching some TV*

Maurice: Hey Kyle. What's up?

Nothing.

Maurice: Nothing?

Yep. There's nothing going tonight. Just same thing every night. Come home. Cook or order dinner. Wash or throw out trash. Watch TV and then go to bed.

Maurice: So?

I'm just saying. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....

Maurice: Snap out of it! *snaps his furry fingers*

Sorry. Well I'm heading on to bed. I do get paid tomorrow. Maybe you and the guys can help me pick out the presents for my family.

Maurice: Sounds like a plan. *thumbs up*

Good Night Maurice.

Maurice: Good night. Now for some cartoon zany fun. *switches over to boomerang* Love that stone age family.

 

[The Count]

Oh, hey Kyle.... No, it's not that you "can't" or "couldn't" sing that song... In fact, it was interesting. Just pointing out that the song "Louie, Louie" as recorded by The Kingsmen has actual lyrics. They may be a bit "garbled" as you well know, but there are actual lyrics to the song.

Just thought I'd share that bit of information since you were singing a different version. But no worries, it's all fright buddy.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *runs in* I'm learning to drive!
Beau: Been there. Crashed that.
Bobo: Bought the t-shirt?
Beau: You did?
Bo: No, seriously!
Bear: What, there's seriousness in this place?
Bo: Er...yes?
Bean: *runs into the room with fly-goggles and a cream pie shaped like a penguin* Cute!!!!!!
Bo: Ok, maybe no....

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Since Bo and Christy seem to have missed the message... Your guests can stay here at the dorms until whatever point in the month of December you each decide. If you want them here until Christmas fine. If Bo wants Bear to be part of his crew, he can so long as he lets me know of the decision in a timely fashion with his new roomie's B-Day date as well.

Oh, and I plan to send you guys some exciting news very soon. If not this weekend, then look for it by next Thursday.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *receives the note* Hmm...Oh, what and where and how did I miss that?
Beau: What?
Bobo: Christmas?
Bean: What's happening at Christmas? Besides the murder of a helpless turkey and the slaughter of brussel sprouts?
Bo: Apparently we leave...I must have missed that message...

 

[The Count]

*Head slap... You missed the note cause it was posted on/before T-Day. What I meant is that unless you plan on making Bear a permanent member of your roommate crew, he can stay until whatever point in the month of December you wish. If you want him to stay until Christmas, he can... But he should probably say his good-byes after then.
Just have a good day Bo.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Mmmm, nothing like hot chocolate on a cold morning
Wanda: Especially when it has a shot of mocha in it too!
Beth: Yes, that is nice....
Abby: I hope it snows soon
Red: Hey, maybe you can make some snow with your wand
Abby: I already tried. I got ice cream, which is yummy, but not the right thing
Beth: You'll get better with that, you just need practice
Red: I hope it snows too though, I want to go sledding
Beth: Ooh, me too! I haven't gone for so long
Wanda: I think even I would go sledding
*they all go over and look out the window and sigh*

 

[tvlistingman]

Jim Henson farmer's birthday gift

PETER: I got an Idea

BABY BEAR: What is it

ZOE: What is It

PETER: I have a videocamera and i'm going to use it to film a farming show from one of my TV Schedules, then give the video to Jim Henson farmer

LITTLE BIRD: I Know, Farm and Food from WHDH-5 in Boston in the 50's

PETER: Good Idea

BABY BEAR: I will get my Farmer Overalls

PETER: I will be the host

ZOE: I will be the food lady

LITTLE BIRD: I will be the assistant

after the filming

PETER: That was some film, Baby Bear learned on how to tend a garden and how to mow lawns

BABY BEAR: That's right

ZOE: And Little Bird and Me made butternut squash using fresh products

PETER: Why don't we give the video as a gift to the Jim Henson farmer

LITTLE BIRD: Okay!!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Whew, that's done
Red: What?
Beth: Fan fic nagging. Ed suggested we threaten everyone with water balloons and my Super Soakers
Red: Is that why you've got those out
Beth: Sure is
Red: Can I help?
Beth: If no one updates soon, yes, you certainly can
Red: Oh goodie!