Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Coming back indoors, after watching the farewell parade of characters...

Hmmm, Wanda...
Wanda: Yes?
Me thinks there's somebody waiting for you next door.
*Wanda sees lights turned on from beneath the door.
Wanda: Yes, I think you're "fright". Oh, it was nice staying with you guys for the weekend.
Thanks, the pleasure was ours.
*Wanda hugs The Count, Ed, and gives a little kiss to Fatatatita on the top of her head before gathering her overnight bag and heading off.

*Knock knock. Hello, anybody home at Room #3?

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Where's Abby?
Bry: Beth's returned from her trip, so Abby went back downstairs.
Big Bird: Oh rats...
Bry: You okay?
Big Bird: Yeah, I guess. I just wish we had more time to play. She's so much fun.
Bry: Yeah, I know. Maybe she'll come stay with us again real soon, but ya know...you could always walk downstairs if you want to visit.
Big Bird: Hey, that's true! It's not like I'll never see her again!
Bry: Sure!
Big Bird: Thanks, Bryan.
Bry: No problem, Bird.
(both hug)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hi Abby! Hi Wanda! *hugs each*
Abby: Hi Beth! I had so much fun with Bryan and his roommates! I want to color a picture for them to thank them *sits at the desk with crayons*
Beth: That's a great idea
Wanda: Ed was wonderful too, I had a nice time. How was your weekend?
Beth: It was great, it was nice to get away but I'm happy to be back! Where's Red?
Wanda: I'm sure she's around somewhere! Can I help you unpack?
Beth: That would be great

 

[The Count]

Hey... Do you guys hear some meowing coming from the hall?
Count: Is it Fatatatita?
No, she's fright here curled up in my lap.

Mmm, must be Kathy back from her glorious cruise. Well, she'll check back in soon enough. Guess Bry'll have a couple more departures from his room.
Count: Yes, but that's the nature of dorm life.
Yeah... BTW, I might be watching my Muppets Tonight episodes later. Also thinking of joining Muppet Wiki.
Count: Really?
Well, we'll see what happens. Wonder what some of the others would think about that though.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *coming back into dorm* Hey guys, I'm back!
Clifford: Well it's about time dude! Where ya been?
Me: Well Cliff, my parents had a birthday party for me today, so that's where I've been.
Gonzo: *darts in* Oh good Ryan! You didn't die at Six Flags! Now come on, we've gotta get to Everybody Eats with the others!
Me: Others? You mean Cantus and Uncle D. and Camilla?
Gonzo: Uh, right sure.
Me: Oh? Is Red still around?
Gonzo: No...She went back with Beth...
Me: *blink* Is Lisa coming with us?
Gonzo: Nope!
Me: Layla?
Gonzo: Huh uh.
Me: ...Alright Gonzo, what's going on?
Clifford: You'll have to wait 'n' see, now come on!
Gonzo: Yeah they're waiting!

 

[The Count]

Hee hee hee...
*Throws couple of bats at Ryan. Hey Ry... Watch out, I hear a couple of fiends are coming back.
*Catches bats who fly back making the circular circuit, nearly missing Ryan's troop.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *frowns* Thanks Ed. But I think I got enough of bats and spooks last night at Six Flags.
Gonzo: Yeah yeah, six bags, great now come on!

*Gonzo, Clifford and I cross the street to Everybody Eats*

Me: Now who did you say was-*a boomerang fish smacks me in the face*
Eduardo Penguin: See Lew, I told you it wouldn't come back to you. Oh, hey Ryan, you gonna eat that fish?
Lew Zealand: Don't you dare eat Ariel!
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna.
Me: Lew! Ed! Mahna! It's so great to see you all again! And you came for my birthday, how nice!
Lew: Came for your what?
Eduardo: Just go with it Lew.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna.
Me: Heh, Gonzo, Cliff, guys, did you set this up?
Uncle Deadly: Actually it was Camilla.
Camilla: *shyly* Braw...
Me: Really? After all those chicken jokes?
Camilla: BAGAWK?!
Clifford: Easy Camilla, it's his birthday tomorrow.
Gonzo: Then why doesn't she give it to him now?
Lew: Well I for one will be saving my gift until tomorrow.
Ed: Yeah me too.
Uncle D.: Just make sure you don't eat Ryan's gift from Lew, Ed.
Me: *frowns* I'm not sure I want it now...
Clifford: Heh heh heh, c'mon gang, let's get a bite to eat.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna.
Me: I couldn't agree more.

 

[The Count]

Speaking of which... Let's go get some dinner ourselves.
Count: You can count on that.

 

[theprawncracker]

*everyone comes back to dorm room*
Me: What a great meal. Thanks for going with me guys.
Clifford: No prob dude. Consider it an early birthday present.
Gonzo: Yeah, cause it's all you're getting from us.
Me: *smirks* Okay well fine. Just wait 'til you see what you get from me tomorrow...
Uncle Deadly: Oh? And just what would that be my living friend?
jLew Zealand: Ah ha ha! If he told you that it would'nt be a secret anymore!
Me: Exactly. I like the way you think Lew.
Lew: Thanks!
Canuts: You know what I like?
Me: What's that Cantus?
Cantus: Music! *begins playing pipe*
Me: How did I not see this coming?
Cantus: Mm-hm! Well Ryan my friend, we have composed for you a birthday song to tune of "I Swear" from the good old Rock of the Fraggles!
Gonzo: Hit it!
This prawn!
Everyone but me: This prawn!
Gonzo: Is sixteen!
Everyone but me: Is sixteen!
Gonzo: Now listen and soon you will see!
Clifford: Yeah! This prawn!
Everyone but me: This prawn!
Clifford: Is sixteen!
Everyone but me: Is sixteen!
Clifford: And he'll be maturing
If ya know what I mean!
Cantus: He vows!
Everyone but me: He vows!
Cantus: Right now!
Everyone but me: Right now!
Cantus: To always drive safely
Like a responsible teen
Lew: Well he'll go through the school day
Like any old guy
But we all know him
As our favorite Ry!
Gonzo: This prawn!
Everyone but me: This prawn!
Gonzo: Is sixteen!
Everyone but me: Is sixteen!
Gonzo: Just listen real closely
And soon you will see!
Clifford: Now ya'll sing it with me!
Everyone but me: This prawn!
Is sixteen!
And he'll be maturing
If you know what I mean
He vows
Right now
To always drive safely
Like a responsible teen
Well he'll go through the school day
Like any old guy
But we all know him
As our favorite Ry!
This prawn
Is sixteen
Just listen real closely
And you will soon see!
Gonzo: He's faithful
And zany
And true!
Clifford: Like only our Ryan can do!
Me: AND THAT'S WHAT I PROMISE TO YOU!!
Camilla: Brawk bagawk!
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna!
Eduardo Penguin: What a great song Cantus!
Cantus: Why thank you my tuxedoed friend.
Me: Yeah, thanks Cantus, you're the best. And now, I've gotta get to bed...Night all! See you in the morning, when I turn SIXTEEN! Woop!

 

[Katzi428]

Ahhhh...back at the dorms!
Prairie:Katheeeeee!!!Welcome back!
Rosita:Yeah...we missed you!
Both girls hug me as Gaffer starts doing figure 8s in between my legs & purring
Gaffer:Meow...purrrr..purrrr....meow....
I missed all three of you too!
Rosita:So...tell us. Did you meet a guy that was sweet and kind?And did he have a nice behind?
Prairie:Rosita!
Oh Prairie...it's okay!
the three of us start giggling and when we calm down I tell them
Sweet and kind,yes. But alas he's married & lives in Indonesia.
Prairie:Awww...sorry Kath. So how did you meet him?
He was our cabin steward..OK ladies...time for presents.Prairie....I have here for you a T shirt from St. Maarten and a shell necklace.Senorita Rosita,here is a shirt from the Grand Cayman Islands and a shell bracelet.For our dorm room kitty I got you a little toy.giving Gaffer a little toy ball which she plays with immediately.
Both girls:Thanks Kathy!
You're welcome.Now we'll talk more tomorrow,because I was up early today & am exhausted!
Rosita:Goodnight Kathy.Sweet dreams & thank you for the presents.
Prairie:Yeah Kathy.Thank you,and sleep well.