Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Trust me Ryan... Nicolette or "Nicee" (pronounced Nicki) and I have already spoken... Her profile's already taken care of. The lobby's front desk is fright here in front of you... If you'd like to wait here for your roomies...
*Gestures to comfortable chairs next to the desk in the lobby's seating area.

Or you can leave them a note here and join us in the common room. We're currently celebrating a friend's birthday. You're welcome to join us as it seems you'll be moving in to stay here at the dorms. Hope your roommates get here soon, and have fun exploring the building and the surrounding town of Hensonville.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Speakin' of "party," Ed...I don't feel a whole lot of "party"-ing goin' on...

 

[The Count]

Yeah, I know Hoots... Tried sending out a mass E-mail message but I had problems with some of the addresses, dunno what hexactly happened.

Oh well, I'm sure Nyssa and her roomie appreciate the gifts. And there'll be plenty of partying tomorrow and Sunday for Homecoming Weekend.
So go and get the band ready pal... Oh and I hope Bryan found the episodes I mentioned in the thread with Snowths' reviews, including 4117. Will talk to him when he's gotten all the ideas together though. And he can handle the sponsors, with Abby's help if he wants.
Good night Hoots and everybody else who might be up in the middle of the night.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Well, the kids are asleep.
Bry: Yeah, but I think the Moon is up for the sponsors tonight. How 'bout it, Luna?!
Luna: I would love to Bryan. I would love to. The Muppet College Dorms were brought to the world today by the letter J...(the stars in the sky form a bright constellation of the letter) and by the number 7 (a constellation of the number twinkles in the sky as well)
Bry: Beautiful, Luna. Oh, and Ed, I didn't get the mentioned episodes today. I will be sending you the accessories list soon though for the lineup. I dunno if this party is gonna be happenin' or not, but I've got to get some sleep. Goodnight all you "night owls."
Hoots: Only one here! Hehehe! Now, where did Granny's sesame seed honey bars go?

 

[The Count]

*Fills bowls with cereal, tops them with handfuls of raisins, gets the spoons and adds the milk.
*Count serves glass with ice and some fresh apple juice, carrying them in his little bat caddy.
*Wanda's grooming Fatatatita, making sure her midnight black fur gleams with the soft beauty of an inky shadow.

OK, breakfast's here. Cereal with raisins and juice...
Count: Times three.
And a saucer of cream for our two feline friends.
Count: And one glorious Saturday morning!
Wanda: Oooh, thank you boys. This looks positively yummy.
Yep... Now it's just a matter of settling back and enjoying our Saturday morning shows.

*Turns on TV and sets it to the fright channels.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Well everyone, I'll be leaving now...
Cantus: Why Ryan my friend, you look down? What's wrong?
Uncle Deadly: Ryan's afraid that the Six Flags zombies are going to eat his head.
Gonzo: Yeah! I mean, come on, he doesn't even taste that good!
Camilla: Baw?
Red: What's a zombie?
Clifford: Ryan's worst nightmare! Heh heh!
Me: Thanks Cliff, you're such a help...Anyway, I won't be back until tomorrow (if I make it back), so have fun at the football game and with homecoming activities tonight guys. Oh, and you can go hang out with Lisa and Leyla if you want. Whatever.
Gonzo: You rang?
Me: Sheesh...See you guys tomorrow! Hopefully...
Uncle D.: Ah, don't be so pessimistic Ryan! I mean, even if you die, you'll be able to see me! Bwa ha ha ha!
Me: ...Not the encouragement I was looking for Uncle D...
Red: Well I know you'll be just fine Ryan! You just have to be brave!
Me: And that is exactly what my problem is. I've come to accept the fact that I'm going to die, and I'm going to be dead.
Cantus: That sounds like a song cue! *begins to play pipe*
Me: When my time to go is here
Call my friends to gather near
Tell the doctor
And the preacher
That I'm failing!
Clifford: Dude, will you come off it? You ain't gonna die!
So forget about your black
Cause you're goin' to come back
Play that honky tonkin' grief
And dixie wailin'.
Gonzo: Just pick me up and lay me down
And spread the news all over town
And tell 'em all to come or they'll be sorry
Pick me up and shake me twice
I'm comin' back from paradise
This poor boy is here to live in glory.
Red: Yeah! That's the spirit guys!
When it's time to say goodbye
All my friends will sit and cry
And the watch the coffin
Rockin' round and squirmin'
Then they'll raise a mighty SHOUT
As my bones come marchin' out
And I raise myself to preach the final sermon.
Cantus: Just pick me up and lay me down
And spread the news all over town
And tell 'em all to come or they'll be sorry
Pick me up and shake me twice
I'm comin' back from paradise
This poor boy is here to live in glory.
UD: When the Earth begins to shake
From the quaking at my wake
I'll be hear and making music like a live one.
Me: 'Til our honky tonkin' grief
Gives the angels sweet relief
And they know that dixie wailin's stills surivivn'.
All: Just pick me up and lay me down
And spread the news all over town
And tell 'em all to come or they'll be sorry
Pick me up and shake me twice
I'm comin' back from paradise
This poor boy is here to live in glory!
This poor boy is here, to live in glory!
UD: And how does that make you feel Ryan, hmm?
Me: Well, to be quite honest with you...Now I have an upset stomach...
Red: I guess there's no un-scaring a wimp! You're just like Wembley, you know that Ryan?
Me: Actually, my other half is Wembley, I'm Boober.
Red: Whatever!
Gonzo: Yes?
Red: Will you knock it off?!
Me: *sigh* Bye guys!

 

[Erine81981]

Here we go guys. Donuts.

Grover: I just love those cute little dough rings. *grabs a glazed*

Cookie M: Mmmmm me want them all! *tries to grab the box*

Nope. *grabs it before Cookie Monster did*

Herry: You have to save some for us. *gets one*

Maurice: And me too. Thank you Kyle.

Welcome. *eats one*

Cookie M: Can me have just one?

Sure. Lots better. *gets box down and...*

Cookie M: *grabs the box of of my hand and eats the whole thing*

COOKIE MONSTER!

Cookie M: Urp! Excuse me. *whips face with napkin* Thank you.

*falls over on floor*

Cookie M: You ok?

 

[JaniceFerSure]

*EM sings*

Janice and Diana: Oh,the world looks mighty good to me.

Floyd: 'Cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see.

Janice and Diana: Whatever it is,I think I see.

Floyd: Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.

Dr. Teeth: Tootsie Roll caramel,lots of chocolatey chew.

Floyd: Tootsie Roll,I think I'm in love with you.

Diana and Janice: Whatever it is,I think I see.

All: Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me!

 

[The Count]

And somewhere off campus... A jazzy news reporter finds his head switched with that of either his blonde beige-skinned or brunnette brown-skinned backup singers.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Is there a homecoming game tonight?
Bert: I think so.
Ernie: Come on, Telly. Let's go outside and practice!
Telly: Okay!
Big Bird: Can I watch?
Ernie: Sure!
Big Bird: Oh boy! Haha!
Abby: I'm coming too!
Prairie: Wait wait wait! No you're not!
Abby: I'm not?
Rosita: We have to meet for cheerleading practice.
Abby: Oh yeah.
Bry: Have fun, guys! Come on, Bert. Let's make some sandwiches for lunch.