Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Decorating continues...

Storyteller: (standing on sink, wearing a Fraggle-sized Doozer helmet) All right, bring in the parapets and raise the battlements!
(castle parts start to creak up around bathroom)
MN: (comes in hauling street lamps and pub signs) The coffin's in the kitchen! We'll install that next! And where did that raven get to!
Nora: (setting up lab decor in room) I found it rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
Storyteller: Send, oh send, that raven here, young Eleanor.
MN: Quoth the raven...(knocks over pot of fake blood) Lots of gore. Ick...somebody get a mop.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: So no homework...
Gonzo: No bodily injuries...
Both: Let's do commentary!

 

[BEAR]

Telly: (on couch watching the "No Day But Today" marathon, chomping on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich) Oh, this is so funny! Ah ha hahaa! That Puddin'! Haha! Oh, a commercial. I'll get more milk...
(the phone rings)
Telly: (answering) Hello?
Bert: (who has called from his bedroom) Telly, would you mind turning down the TV? I'm trying to get some rest.
Telly: Sure, Bert. Sorry about that. But why didn't you just come out here and ask me?
Bert: Because I am sick, Telly, and I don't have the energy to get up and walk to the door right now.
Telly: Oh...you didn't have to come to the door. Just tell me from where you are.
Bert: My throat hurts.
Telly: Gosh, Bert. If your throat hurts then you shouldn't be talking on the phone with me. You should get your rest.
Bert: *sigh* I'll do that. Thanks.
Telly: You're welcome. (hangs up and continues watching TV quietly)

 

[The Count]

Kinda late... But here I am, back home and ready to catch up on what's been happening here in my absence.
Anything happenin' guys?

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (coming in with Gaffer in tow) Hi, Telly! How's the show?
Telly: (glued to the set) Shh it's not over yet.
Bry: Oops. Sorry. Hey, Ernie. How was your playdate with Snuffy?
Ernie: It was so much fun! We went to the park and he taught me how to play Snuffleball. I think that it's probably much easier with a snuffle, but we had a great time.
Bry: Good!
Ernie: But I still missed my ol' buddy Bert.
Bry: How's Bert doing?
Ernie: He's resting in his bed. He's not well.
Prairie: Oh dear...
Rosita: I hope he doesn't have the flu.
Bry: Me too. Well, for now let's just let him rest. Ernie, maybe you better sleep out here in the livingroom tonight with me and Telly.
Ernie: Okay.
Prairie: Have you heard from Big Bird yet?
Bry: Oh yeah. He called me this afternoon and told me that he got to his Granny's safely.
Prairie: Oh good.
Bry: I meant to ask you girls, how have you been sleeping?
Rosita: Muy bien! Telly's triangle bed is very comfy.
Prairie: Your bed is nice too, Bryan. The sheets are so warm and soft. Thanks for giving up your beds to us this week.
Bry: No problem. We love having guests.
Rosita: Bryan, I think Gaffer wants to go out and play in the halls. Is that okay?
Bry: Sure. Maybe Fatatatita will be around. I'll be up here brewing up some tea for Bert.

 

[The Count]

Count, tieing ribbon around Fatatatita's neck: There... Now you can go outside and play my darling.
*Lets her go and roam the hallways of the dorms, off to play with Gaffer.

 

[The Count]

Ooh... The light's on in Cath's room. Hope we get more of her fantistacabulous stories or at least one of them soon.
*Heads back downstairs to Room #1 to get some sleep.

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: Come on in, Gaffer, it's late!
Gaffer: Meow! (slinks in)
Rosita: Good kitty! Well, I'm off to bed.
Prairie: Me too. Goodnight all!
Bry: Goodnight, Prairie and Rosita. What about you, Telly? Ready to go to sleep?
Telly: But I'm not done watching my show!
Ernie: You've been watching all day.
Telly: I know. It's a 24 hour all day marathon. I started watching at 11 o'clock this morning and it doesn't end until 11 o'clock tomorrow morning.
Bry: Can't we tape it?
Telly: I started to, but ran out of tapes.
Bry: Telly, you mean you were recording as you were watching?
Telly: Uh huh.
Bry: (smacks forehead) Oh brother...
Ernie: Bryan, I don't mind the TV on. I'm not really even that tired.
Bry: Oh alright, but try to keep it down. We have sleepy neighbors, plus Bert.
Telly: Yea!! Chips, anyone?
Ernie: Don't mind if I do!

 

[Erine81981]

Guys I heard that Bert isn't feeling well. Let's make him a card. How's that sound?

Grover: I will get the crayons.

Herry: I have the paper.

Cookie M: Me get the glue.

Maurice: I have some makers too.

Good.

All of us set down and start making a card for Bert

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (sleeping on couch) Zzzzzz....
Ernie: (sleeping in chair) Zzzzzz...
Telly: (Struggling to stay awake but falls in and out of sleep) Zzzzz...*snort*....zzzzz...
Snuffy: (voice over as letters and numbers appear in crayon as spoken) Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letters T, V, and by the number 2.