Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: (sitting on couch watching Sesame Street season premiere with Hoots) Wow, Hoots! I didn't know you had a new number in this episode.
Hoots: Oh yeah. I went in to tape that when you were all on vacation. It took a few days of rehearsal, but it sure was fun!
Bry: Yeah, it looks like it. Hoots, you look kinda different there. What's up with that?
Hoots: Yeah, new make-up crew. I look 20 years younger, don't I? You wouldn't think I was a grand daddy. Hehehe!
Bry: Ha! I thought Matt and the Electric Mayhem were gonna come and watch with us.
Hoots: Maybe something came up.
Bry: I guess. Well, I am really enjoying this so far. I can't wait for the gang to get back so I can tell them.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Matt: Hi Bry and Hoots! Sorry we're a little late.
Dr. Teeth: We miss much?
Animal: *Points to TV* HOOTS!!! HOOTS!!!
Lips: Your right Animal! That's Hoots all right!

 

[The Count]

*Gets back to Room #1. Hey Count, everything...
Count: Perfectly OK.
Oh good. BTW, picked up something for you.
Count: Vhat is it?
*Opens wrapper... Ah, thank you. 1, 1 new monacle!
Yeah, thought you'd need a new one after the old one got cracked in that little magical storm.

Now come on... Let's go get some dinner.

 

[The Count]

Well... Almost time to go to sleep.
Count: So, vhat are today's sponsors? The same as today's episode?
No my friend... For today only, the sponsors are special.
Count: How so?
Well... The dorms have been brought to you by the letter S, for Sesame Street of course.
Count: Yes...
And by the number 37.
Count: Aaah... *Quietly admires the nice bigness of the number floating above in it's ghostly etherial glow.
Count: That makes me happy... Think I'll go and count some vhile I fall asleep.
Good luck buddy.

 

[RedDragon]

*sighs* Only one more day of freedom...good thing is, at least Lisa and I have the same lunch period...and since eating takes less than 15 minutes, we'll have 30-45 minutes to sit and talk and write(or at least try to)...Maybe she will actually be able to get me to work with all that quality time....

 

[Erine81981]

Guys tomorrow I'll be going to the funeral.

Grover: Can we go?

I think it would be better you went on to work tomorrow. That goes for you too Herry.

Herry: Ok. We will see you later?

Yea. Don't worry I'll be here in the morning. Before I go.

Cookie M: Me not want you to go.

I'll be back Cookie Monster. Why not go stay with Bryan while I go to the funeral. Ya'll can go watch Sesame Street. Have you meet Abby?

Grover: She is really cute and pretty.

Cookie M: She did magic to get me cookies. Mmmmm did they taste good.

Well I have a big day tomorrow. I'l heading on to bed. Good night monsters.

Cookie M: Good night.

Grover: Good night Kyle.

Herry: Good night. Have a good one at that.

Thanks Herry.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Hey, Bryan! Overheard Kyle say he was going to his grandfather's funeral in the morning and Cookie Monster is looking for someone to hang out with.
Stinky: He won't be a bother to me as long as I'm not a bother to him!
Bry: Well, he is always welcome here. I'd be happy to play with Cookie for the day. I'll go down and leave a note on Kyle's door saying that it's okay. Maybe the rest of the gang will be back then anyway. Oh well...goodnight!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So, what do you think of Abby Cadabby

ELMO: Awesome, she is the new kid on the block

LITTLE BIRD: She is a magic fairy

ZOE: And she is the same age as Me and Elmo

ELMO: So i had fun with the new kid on the Block, Abby

PETER: Were watching the second episode of Season 37

ZOE: Okay, Peter!

PETER: I am going to go camping for 4 days in New Hampshire with my church friends

ELMO: Sounds awesome

ZOE: Who are we going to stay with

PETER: I'm going to get a hold of either Bryan or Kyle to make sure you stay for 4 days and i'm coming back Tuesday!

 

[BEAR]

*knock knock knock*
Bry: (opens door) Oh, hey, Cookie Monster!
Cookie: Hi!
Bry: How are you doin'?
Cookie: Fine. How you?
Bry: Good, thanks.
Cookie: Kyle said me could come over here while he at fu-ner-al. Me no like to be lonely.
Bry: Hey, I know how you feel. My roommates have been gone lately too. They went back to Sesame Street yesterday and I thought they would be back today, but they aren't here yet.
Cookie: That okay. Me play with you.
Bry: You will?!
Cookie: Sure. What you think me come over for?!
Bry: Hey yeah!
(sings)
Somebody come and play
Somebody come and play today
Somebody come and smile the smiles
And sing the songs
It won't take long
Somebody come and play today

Cookie: Somebody come with me and see the pleasure in the wind
Somebody come before it get too late to begin

Bry: Somebody come and play
Somebody come and play today
Cookie: Somebody come and be me friend
And watch the sun 'till it rains again
Both: Somebody come and play today

Bry: Hey, Cookie!
Cookie: Wha?
Bry: (taps Cookie's back) Tag! Your it! (runs outside)
Cookie: Oooh!! Ah ha ha!! (chases after)

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *walks over to Lisa's room and knocks on the door* Oh, hi Rowlf, um...I was just seeing if Lisa was okay...I mean she was kinda KO'ed over in my fan-fic...Just checking...