Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Matt]

*Goes into dorm room*

Matt: Hi guys! I'm back! Just come on over when your ready.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *still in the taxi* OSCAR CAN WE PLEASE GET TO EVERYBODY EATS?! PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR OUR FAN-FIC!

Oscar: Oh, hey, I didn't know I was keeping people waiting! Gee, I' m sorry kid. *turns taxi around*

Me: What are you doing?!

Oscar: I'm turning around! I've gotta keep those people waiting! Heh heh!

Me: NO!!

Eduardo Penguin: Calm down Ryan or as we like to say:

All penguins: CHILL!

Me: *scrunches up face* Good grief...

 

[The Count]

Wow... That sure was a hexcellent TV special event.
Count: So many surprises.
Yeah, it had my mind blown what with the family tree revelations... A bombshell for all us long-time KND fans.
And where does the series go forward from here with any new episodes... Oh well, come on buddy, let's see if there are any good fanfics to read up on before turning in for the night.
Count: Turning in to vhat?
You've been hanging around Lisa and Ryan again, haven't you?
Count: Just a little.
Is s'okay. Come on.
*Grabs a glass of milk and sits down to read.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *in the middle of Africa, STILL in the taxi* Oscar...There is absolutely NO way I'm paying you for this mileage...

Oscar: That's fine with me, just dump your garbage into my can and we'll be even!

Eduardo: Hey, could you crank up the AC Oscar, it's burnin' up back here!

Me: Oh yes, do Oscar, make a Ryan-sicle out of me!

Oscar: Heh heh, you and me would make a great team kid! You like anchovie sundaes?

Me: ...This is it...My career as a writer is over...FORGIVE ME CHARLIE PARKER, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!

Oscar: Charlie Parker isn't a writer!

Me: *moans*

 

[Erine81981]

Well guys. It was fun having you over. I hope to have more of this.

Dr. Teeth: Thanks agian, Kyle. Sweet to have Matt back.

Lips: Bye Kyle. Come on Animal.

Animal: *carrying his drum set* Coming! *grunts and groans*

Cookie M: Me see you later drummer dude.

Why are you talking like that?

Cookie M: Me want to be hip like them.

You and your hobbies. Bye guys. *waving down the hall*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *running out of locations to be* Oscar, where are we now?

Oscar: You haven't noticed? We're driving across the Grand Canyon!

Eduardo: Yeah, it's such a Kodiak moment!

Me: Ed, it's Kodak, not Kodiak.

Oscar: No, I'm pretty sure it's Kodiak. *Kodiak Bear growls from the passenger seat of the taxi*

Me: *faints*

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Wonder where Ryan is.Hopefully Oscar's not running him ragged.
Yeah...I hope so too. He was supposed to go to "Everybody Eats" but Oscar took him in his Sloppy Jalopy.I don't trust that grouch a bit!
Prairie: I'm gonna go drop off some chips and pretzels at his dorm room.
Good idea Prairie,

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: You know what Oscar, I've really enjoyed this world tour. Thanks. Hey where are we by the way?

Oscar: *slams on brakes* What? You mean to tell me you're enjoyin' this?

Me: Well not at first, but yeah, now that you mention it.

Oscar: *drives car and parks it* Here, we're at Everybody Eats, now get out chipper boy.

Me: Yes! It worked! Nice idea Ed! See you around! *gets out and goes in* Oh hey Lisa. Posted it. Uh-huh, I'm sure they'll read soon enough. Night!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: <Comes out on the patio and finds Lisa there, with a half-eaten bowl of cereal, fighting tears> Thinking about your grandfather?
Lisa: <Nods> Every day was a miracle for him. Ever since he was fifteen, and his lung was removed. Every day was a miracle. ...But it's a miracle for everybody, isn't it? ...It should be...
Rowlf: <Nods> Maybe he just got to see it that way a little better than the rest of us.
Lisa: Maybe. ...I'm so sick of crying over it and getting upset. I just want to be happy now! And... it keeps coming back.
Rowlf: <Puts paw on Lisa's back>
Lisa: Maybe when school starts it'll be better. More on my mind then. It's only... four more days. I can take that.
Rowlf: I bet you could take longer if you had to.
Lisa: I bet. ...All right, enough sadness for today. Let's go inside. I've been so empty-headed since I got home, I haven't even given you and Chef and Robin your presents yet.
Rowlf: You got us presents?
Lisa: I said I would, didn't I? But don't spread it around too much, I didn't exactly have the sh'kalim to get something for everybody, y'know?
Rowlf: I don't think they'd expect you to. But what's sh'kalim?
Lisa: Plural form of shekel. Israeli currency.
Rowlf: Gotcha.
Lisa: Let's re-do the room, too.
Rowlf: Someone's ambitious.
Lisa: That or just bored.
Rowlf: You could go see if anyone's read that chapter yet.
Lisa: <Grins> I already did that, silly.

 

[The Count]

Oh hi Lisa... You know, if you're bored... You go read up on all the fanfics in the library. Some good ones there, and one I've been kind of hoping you'd pick up since you got back. Don't worry about redoing your room... The anniversary's about half a month away, it can wait until then if you decide to reregister.
More on that when we get to the actual anniversary proceedures. You could maybe clean up your PM box though, haven't been able to contact you in ages.

If you need someone to talk, let us know, I think maybe Kath would be the best person to talk to in that regard. Just let us know if we can do anything to help out.