Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bo: TPC!
Bobo: Tap Poop Caps?
Beau: Totally Perminentily Cartilage?
Bo: Wha???
Bobo: Wha yourself! What's TPC?
Bo: Dah! Ryan!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey Beau, what's up?

Cliff: Definitely not his IQ! Heh heh!

Me: Now that's not very nice.

Gonzo: But it was funny!

Cantus: Somethings never change.

Gonzo: Well things almost did, but luckily Ryan came back to us.

Me: Oh come on guys! I was always coming back. I mean how could I leave you guys?

Camilla: Ba buck bawk!

Gonzo: Yeah! You already did!

Me: Will I ever be forgiven?!?!

UD: Nope.

Gonzo: Thanks...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *finds mobile*
Bobo: *finds crisps*
Beau: *finds apple core down the back of the setee*
Bo: *calls Ryan*
Bobo: *eats apple core from Beau*
Beau: *clears crisps off the floor*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *answers phone* Hello? Oh hi again Beau. Oh yeah sure I can fix peace and quiet. Just a sec. GONZO!! Tranquil Blast 56!!

Gonzo: YAAAAHOOO!!! *jumps in cannon* Light me!

Camilla: Bagawk!! *lights cannon*

Me: Here he comes Beau.

*cannon fires and blows right into Beau's room*

Me: Well there ya go Beau. Beau...? Hello? Hmm musta lost connection.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, you got a gig tonight, Hoots?
Hoots: Yeah, me and the band are jammin' down at Birdland tonight. You should all try and come down if you can.
Bry: We'll try.
Big Bird: I hope Ryan enjoyed his surprise welcome last night.
Bry: You mean very early this morning?
Telly: I think he did!
Bry: Oh geez...Hoots, remind me to apologize to Ryan for that.
Hoots: You got it!
Bry: Telly, guys, you really need to be careful.
Telly: What do you mean?
Bry: Well, you can't just go into people's rooms at 5 in the morning and wake them up like that.
Big Bird: But we were just trying to be nice and show him how we missed him.
Bry: I know, but you could have done it at another time. You shouldn't bother Ryan while he is sleeping unless it is really important.
Rosita: But love is important, isn't it?
Bry: Well sure it is! Of course! But i mean if it is an emergency or something.
Snuffy: We're sorry. We'll be good.
Bry: You're always good. I guess there is just a time for everything. Tell ya what, let's make Ryan some brownies to really welcome him back!
Telly: Sounds good to me!
(We all make brownies and cookies and send them to Ryan's room)

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *is shocked by cannon blast, trips backwards, falls into TV*
Bobo: *throws banana skin in the air*
Bo: *slips on banana skin and slides across the room*

 

[daughterdeadly]

Ally:*Sighs* Hm, Gee Emmett, it's such a nice sunny day outside...

Emmett: Yeah. It really is.

Ally: ... And we are sitting here bored in front of the t.v.

Emmett: Oh, yeah. *Bites his lip and thinks for a moment.* Well, maybe we could go outside and take a walk.

Ally: Hey, that sounds like a radical idea! *Just sits there, making no move to get out of her place.*

Emmett: Well, come on then! *He excitedly jumps up and tuggs on Ally's hand.*

Ally: Aw, do we have to?

Emmett: Well you're the one who brought it up...

Ally: Yes. But I'm too lazy to actually get up. *Looks at Emmett and sighs.* Allright let's get to gettin'. *She finally stands up.*

Emmett: Yeah! Let's go!

(They both get ready to go for a walk outside.)

 

[Muppet Matt]

Bry: Hey, you got a gig tonight, Hoots?
Hoots: Yeah, me and the band are jammin' down at Birdland tonight.

Dr. Teeth: We have a gig tonight?!

Lips: We'd better tell Matt and Animal!

Dr. Teeth: They went to get some pizza for tonight, we'll tell them when they come back. I'll call Hoots and ask what time it is.

Lips: Ok.

*Dr. Teeth calls Hoots*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey guys, Bry and his roomies made us cookies and brownies!

Clifford: Cool man, gotta love apologie food!

Me: I think Beau loved his little visit from Gonzo today too.

Clifford: Doubt it, and I bet you'll be hearin' why soon enough. Heh heh.

Me: You guys are so helpful...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *at Prawnies door* *bangs on door*
Beau: Why are we playing a visit?
Bobo: Paying a visit!
Bo: Because it would be more expencive to pay a vet...
Beau: Ri-ght...
Bobo: Ouch...he's gunna get it.