<in room 24>
Rowlf: <answering phone> Hello?
Lisa (on phone): Hi Rowlf!
Rowlf: Hey, Lisa! How come you slept in Nyssa's room last night?
Lisa (on phone): Because she turned me into a stuffed animal.
Rowlf: Oh. Okay...
Lisa (on phone): Anyway, I can't be around today.
Rowlf: I noticed. Where are you?
Lisa (on phone): Well, I'm home... See, my dad disconnected my internet as a way of forcing me to clean my room and make a list of all the things I need for Israel. He won't connect it again until my room's done, and he's probably going to want the list done, too.
Rowlf: I see. Making any progress?
Lisa (on phone): Well, I found part of my closet floor, which I don't think I've seen in a couple years. Is that progress?
Rowlf: Well I don't know, can you still see the rest of the floor?
Lisa (on phone): Um... Most of it... ish?...
Rowlf: Well, keep cleaning so you can come back.
Lisa (on phone): That's the plan, man. Oh! And I found some of my papers from this year, and there's one or two I might post in that old homework thread of mine.
Rowlf: Great.
Lisa (on phone): Oh, and I finished the next chapter! It's all ready for me to post, as soon as I'm re-connected.
Rowlf: Even better!
Lisa (on phone): But I should get back to work...
Rowlf: Okay. I've just got one question for you.
Lisa (on phone): All right, shoot.
Rowlf: <fires a gun>
Lisa (on phone): That better not have been loaded!
Rowlf: It wasn't but you said to shoot!
Lisa (on phone): Rowlf...
Rowlf: Okay. My question is, if your internet is disconnected, how are we talking now?
Lisa (on phone): ...I plead the fifth.
Rowlf: Fair enough.
Lisa (on phone): Catch ya later, Rowlf. Say hi to the guys for me.
Rowlf: Will do.
Lisa (on phone): Bye!
Rowlf: Bye! <hangs up.> Good news, everybody! Lisa is NOT in the hospital.
Gonzo: Did you think she was?
Rowlf: No, just clarifying for anyone who did.