Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

I've heard it's one of our buddies b-day today.

Grover: Snuffy?

Big Bird: Is it?

Nope. Not his. Another guess anyone?

Telly: Is it my one of my buds?

It might be Telly.

Telly: Is it Baby Bears?

Nope. Still not right.

Herry: I would know if it's mine.

Cookie M: Not me. But where cookies at?

We just bought some yesterday.

Cookie M: Me ate them.

Oh good grief!

Snuffy: *sticking head in room* Did someone say my name?

Big Bird: Telly did. Were trying to guess someones b-day. Do you know Snuffy?

Snuffy: Birthdays? Hmmmmm..*scraches head with snuffle*....Oh dear. I can't think. Doh ho ho ho....

Big Bird: Oh Snuffy. Ha ha ha ha ha....

Ok is everyone ready for the answer?

Telly: I'm still thinking Kyle.

Oh Telly.

 

[Erine81981]

In the Hallway........

Oscar: Everyone's been annoying me all day. *thinks about it* I LOVE IT! Heh heh heh heh heh....I love it when my birthday is around. I get to much attention. I can't help but love it! But where are my rotten persents from Kyle and them.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara:

*Hobbles over to Oscar, carrying a present in her hands. It's wrapped in smelly newspaper, and the box is halfway rotted-through. Inside it is an bowl of molded over Goodtime Goomba Soup, a very ugly looking tie, and a used to be very pretty sweater, which had embroidered on it Slimy and Oscar's pictures on the back. The sweater looks like its' been beaten and dragged through the mud, then left to dry in the sun. The colors are faded, and the sweater is worn, but the embroidery is still somewhat clear to see, abeit stained.*

Hope you had a really rotten birthday, Oscar!!


*Starts to go back to her room, then she turns back and hands him her old cane, which her dog had chewed all over it.*

And I also hope you have many sour wishes to come true!

 

[Erine81981]

Pops open trashlid.......

Oscar: What? *sees Sara's present and looks surprised* Don't tell anyone that I said this ok Sara. Thank you. Us grouches never say this because it would ruin our reputation. Come a little closer. *screams in Sara's face* NOW SCRAM! GET LOST! Heh heh heh heh heh...I can't help myself. *goes back down into his trashcan*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Why don't we take Oscar's present to him or near his trash can right now

ELMO: Okay

LITTLE BIRD: Oh god

ZOE: Smelly Fish, Little Bird

LITTE BIRD: Right

ELMO: Awww Gross!

PETER: Stinky Stinky!

ELMO: I'm going to put the Two Stinky Fish near Oscar's Can

ZOE: And some junk near it

LITTLE BIRD: I hope Oscar has a rotten birthday

PETER: I Hope So

ELMO: Why don't we go to Everybody Eats for a good breakfast buffet

PETER: Yeah! I agree

ZOE: Everybody Eats, here we come!

 

[MartyMuppets]

knocking on Oscar's trashcan.
Martin: Rotten birthday Oscar. We've brought you the contents of our trash basket. There's banana peels and apple cores and empty bottles and plastic cartons and even our last two empty bottles of bubble-blowing liquid.
Bill: Yeah. Heh-heh. We recently had such a vigorous blowing session we used up all the juice.
(winking at each other)
Martin: We won't tell you why we went flat-out though we did enjoy it.
Bill: That's right. You wouldn't want to know.
Together: Anyway many rotten returns Oscar you ol'Groucho.

 

[Erine81981]

Another Morning at Muppet Dorms.......

*getting up* (Yawn) Oh man. I had a good sleep. *remembers* We forgot to give Oscar his present. With Telly wanting to guess so many times. I forogot.
Time for a bath then for Oscar's present. *goes off to the bathrooms*

Grover: (yawn) I feel like making some pancakes. That sounds good.

Cookie M: *wakes up* Did me hear someone say "pancakes?"

Grover: That was me Cookie Monster. I am going to fix some.

Cookie M: Mmmm me just love pancakes.

Grover: Why not wake the rest up. *walks off to the kitchen*

Cookie M: You got it. *starts to wake the others up* WAKE UP!

Big Bird: Gwwwaaaaww..*snort*..what? *rubs eyes*

Herry: What is all that nosie?

Telly: I was dreaming of triangles and you woke me up.

Cookie M: Grover is making pancakes. He wanted me to wake ya'll.

Telly: Oooo pancakes. I just love those pancakes. I wonder if anyone ever figured out who's birthday it was?

Big Bird: It was Oscars, Telly.

Telly: Oscars?

Big Bird: Yes.

Telly: Oh no! He's going to be furious! We forgot about the presents! *starts to cry* He's going to be mad at us!

Herry: Don't worry Telly. Oscar is always mad or grouchy.

Big Bird: Yea Telly. Don't worry.

Cookie M: Come on. Grover is probably done.

Everyone gets up and goes to the kitchen

 

[Erine81981]

Ok. Is everyone ready?

Big Bird: Ready.

Telly: Ready.

Grover: Ready.

Herry: Ready.

Cookie M: Ready.

Ok then lets go give Oscar his present.

All go out into the hallway

Snuffy: Am I late?

Big Bird: Ohh Snuffy. I knew you would make it.

Snuffy: I wouldn't miss it for the world Bird.

Big Bird: Oh Snuffy.

Ok, on the count of three all say belated birthday.

One!

Two!

Three!

Everyone: HAPPY BE-LATED BIRHTDAY OSCAR THE GROUCH!

Oscar: *pops up out of trashcan* What? Can a grouch get some rest and relaxation!

It's your present from all of us.

Grover: Hope you like it Oscar.

Telly: I even made a card for you too.

Oscar: But that was yesterday!

Come on Oscar. You know you like it. We forgot about your birthday and then was a little late as well getting your present to you.

Oscar: Does it look lik....you mean ya'll did it this way. You were late. And forgot about my birthday?

Everyone: Yea! *all looking at each other*

Oscar: Please don't look. I think I'm going to cry. GO AWAY! SCRAM! LEAVE ME ALONE! *takes present and card and slams trashlid*

Telly: He loved it!

Grover: We did good.

*knocks on trashlid* Hey Oscar? You know we love you!

Oscar: *from inside the trashcan* Don't ever say that to a grouch!

Everyone: We love you!

Oscar: *groans and screams*

 

[Ruahnna]

Piggy keeps looking out the door into hallway.
Catherine: (coming by with several bolt of floral fabric, a basket of spools of thread and a handful of sewing patterns) Piggy--what are you doing? You've been peering out that door on and off all morning.
Piggy: There is a weird little man living in a trash can in the common room, and people keep coming by bringing him things that smell bad.
Catherine: (momentarily confused) A weird little man in a--oh! Is he furry and green?
Piggy: Well he's not furry and blue.
Catherine: (putting thing down around the sewing cabinet) That's Oscar, Piggy. Haven't you ever met Oscar?
Piggy: Him, I'd remember.
Catherine: Well he's a friend of Kyle's in 26 and when he's not here he's usually parked on Sesame Street.
Piggy: (with dawning comprehension) Oh--right! Where all those little monsters live. Kermit used to-- (stops herself) Someone I used to know knows some of those monsters. Why are they bringing him smelly things?
Catherine: He's a grouch, Piggy, and I believe I heard that yesterday was his birthday. Grouches live in a trash can, hate pretty things, enjoys disgusting combinations of food and other repulsive items. Want to go meet him?
Piggy: (looking alarmed) Some other time.
Catherine: Good--we'll go after I get some of these cut out. (bends to work)

 

[The Count]

Well... Looks like Catherine and Piggy have gotten the hang of dorm living. Sorry I couldn't get any room layouts for them, but they're doing OK so far.
Need their robe design ideas though... Everybody has one, at least for now... Things might change when the anniversary rolls around. And I'd like for everyone here to feel as if they're part of the crew, at least like I said, the anniversary.