Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <pacing room 24> I am not nervous... I am not nervous... I am not nervous... I am not nervous... I am not nervous...
Clifford: What's her problem?
Rowlf: She's nervous.
Gonzo: But she's saying she's not nervous.
Rowlf: She's trying to convince herself. Trust me, she's nervous.
Gonzo: You sure?
Lisa: ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M NERVOUS ENOUGH TO SEND BAD VIBES FROM HERE TO PLUTO!!!
Rowlf: Told you.
Lisa: Camilla? Which necklace should I wear, this one or that one?
Camilla: Bagawk!
Lisa: Thank you! Good choice. I could get used to having another girl in the room...
Camilla: Bawk bawk
Cifford: Man I don't get it. What are you so nervous about? Is this your first recital?
Lisa: Well, sort of...
Clifford: What do you mean, sort of? Either it is or it isn't.
Lisa: Well not exactly. See I've had recitals before, but those were for piano, and that was years ago... This is for singing, except there's only one other person who will be singing, and everyone else is playing piano, at least I think they're all playing piano, they might play something else... I don't know!
Rowlf: But you've sung in front of people before.
Lisa: Yeah, sure, in Aramaic, when no one can even understand what I'm saying anyway... I've never sung to an audience in English before! Not alone, anyway... Oy, and I'm gonna be the oldest one, too! You know the rehearsal thing I had last night? It was the timeslot for everyone in the recital age eight and up. I was the oldest one there! And the next oldest was twelve, and everyone else was like, eight or nine...
Rowlf: Oh, so they're all looking up to you, huh?
Lisa: Probably...
Gonzo: Hey, Lisa, just do what I do! You've gotta relax...
Lisa: Relax...
Gonzo: Take a deep breath...
Lisa: Deep breath...
Gonzo: Be calm...
Lisa: Calm...
Gonzo: Cool...
Lisa: Cool...
Gonzo: Confident...
Lisa: Confident...
Gonzo: And balance a bushel of wheat on your nose...
Lisa: Balance a- WHAT?
Gonzo: Well, it works for me.
Lisa: Sheesh... Oh shoot I need hairspray! <grabs hairspray from Chef>
Chef: Hey! I ves useeng zee spreyee-a steecky stooffff fur my noo suoop receepe-a!
Lisa: You can have it back in a second, Chef... There. Much better. <hands hairspray to Chef> You're coming too, aren't you?
Chef:Nut iff I hefe-a tu leestee heer tu "Mery Hed A Leettle-a Lemb" feeffty hoondred teemes!
Lisa: You won't, I promise! Please?
Gonzo: Hey how come you want us to be there if you're so nervous about it?
Lisa: Because I'd like to know someone in the audience who isn't related to me. <whispers to Clifford> And I don't wanna leave the three of them alone in here.
Clifford: Gotcha.
Rowlf: Well, I'm gonna go pick Robin up from Frog Scouts. We'll be back in time to get you there.
Lisa: Oh good. Thanks Rowlf!
Rowlf: My pleasure.
Lisa: Camilla, how do I look? Do you think it's the going-on-seventeen equivilent of the nine year old girls and their frilly dresses?
Camilla: Bawwwk bawk bawk bagawk bawk bawk.
Lisa: This jacket? Yeah, I think so too...
Camilla: Bawk bawwwk bagawk bawk.

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... I'm back!
UD: Frightfully well to spook you again Ed.
Thanks UD. Say, almost time for Saturday evening shows. Wanna order out?
Count: Which 1 this time?
Let's have Uncle Deadly decide, he is after all our ghost this weekend.
UD: Thank you... How about something from Everybody Eat's spicy Mexican selections?
Count: Vonderful!
Good choice, I'll place the order.

*Calls up restaurant and gets some black bean burritos, mushroom and guacamole slimed chimichangas, and a bin of tortilla chips with Dragonfire hot sauce.
OK, we're all set.

 

[The Count]

*Ring, ring.

I'll get it. *Opens door, gets food, and pays delivery AM.

OK guys, food's here. Just settle yourselves on the couch and tune in to Cartoon Network for the night's viewing. Heh, might pop in the SS tapes later.
*Props up nightstand as a table for the guys.
Bone appetit.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: It sure was fun hanging out with Ryan and his roommates this week.
Telly: Yeah, but it's also nice to have Bryan back.
Rosita: Yeah.
Bry: (shuffles in with head down and music notebook in hand and plops on the bed facing the wall)
Rosita: Bryan?
Big Bird: Bryan, are you okay?...

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Boy, that was some meal and workout

ELMO: Yeah, Elmo likes to Exercise

ZOE: We like to exercise!

PETER: Oh boy!!!

ELMO: Wow!!!, Good Night Peter and Zoe (feeds Dorothy)

ZOE: Good Night Elmo and peter!

PETER: Night Elmo and Zoe!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <walks in carrying Robin, who is sleeping> Well guys, thanks for coming... to the recital, and to Grandma's birthday.
Rowlf: No problem. You've been spending a lot of time with family lately, haven't you?
Lisa: Well, yeah, sorta. Mostly with my big sister, since she's leaving in... ten and a half hours.
Rowlf: Back to college?
Lisa: Sort of. She's taking this semester at Tel Aviv University, in Israel.
Clifford: Israel? Isn't that dangerous?
Lisa: It could be worse. <looks at Gonzo>
Gonzo: What?
Lisa: Nothing. <yawns> I'm hittin' the sack, guys, I got another big-ish day tomorrow, and I gotta get this little guy to bed. <indicating Robin>
Chef: Vell, sleepy snuuze-a guud!
Lisa: You too. G'night, guys! ...G'night, Camilla.
Camilla: Bagawk!
Chef: I hupe-a thet Bryun is ookeee-a dukeee-a smukey hoonkey durey. Bork bork bork! He-a seemed fery hooshy-hoosh und qooeeet vhee ve-a stupped beck here-a fur Leesa tu sveetchy-chunge-a cluzees ierleeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Clifford: ...Right. What he said.
Rowlf: Something about Bryan being quiet and Lisa changing clothes.
Clifford: Sure. I'll take your word for it, man.

 

[The Count]

That was a good egg dish. And now we're ready for a day of taking inventory with any possible new additions for the Muppet Listing with our SS episodes on VHS.
If you guys wanna come in and watch along, you're certainly welcome. Snacks and drinks are in the fridge in the common room.

Count: Ah ha! Ve'll get to count up some more family members.
UD: That sounds de-frightful, think I'll watch a little with you fellows. Of course, I'm chilled to the bone with the icy cold wind blowing through the window. A positive breath of death...

Yes, good to know we're amongst fiends here in the dorms. Might have a surprise for tonight, we'll see what happens.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: So Mokey and Cantus did you get anything written yesterday?
Mokey: Unfortunately we didn't. Cantus started playing a lovely tune on his flute and I suddenly had inspiration to paint
Cantus: Yes, it is up to us to create art in whichever form it comes to us
Beth: Well, that's good. Anyone seen Red?
Cantus: I believe that the exuberant young Fraggle is down in the swimming pool
Beth: Oh yes, she's trying to catch up on all the practice she missed while she was sick! I'll go find her and see what she wants for dinner.

 

[The Count]

Well... Been a good day, gotta get ready for an early wake-up. Since I'll be at the campus almost the entire day, I'm counting on the two of you to hold the fort.
Count and UD: Yes sir.

Will have to shave and bathe, and at least there's still Charmed. But as for that surprise...
Thought it'd be good for us to have an old-fashioned Old World meal. Got all the ingredients, all we need is some cooking music, and maybe some fiends as well...

*Music to Green Go the Rushes Grows from Sesame Street starts playing.
Me: I'll sing you 1o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Me: What is the 1o.
1 is 1, and all caul-dron, and never more shall be so.

*Puts the cauldron on the working stove and fills it halfway with water.

*Note: For brevity's sake, I'll skip all the repetition of each previous verse of the song after each new verse. LMK if you want the whole thing in its entirety.

Count: I'll sing you 2o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Count: What are the 2o.
2, 2, bottles of blood wine. Make the stew taste wery fine.
1 is 1, and all caul-dron, and never more shall be so.
*Blood wine's added into the cauldron.

*Sam the Eagle shows up and moves to the cauldron.
Spoken: Sam: I'll sing you 3o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Spoken: Sam: What are the 3o.
3, 3, vulture eggs. Floating past the cauldron dregs.
*Drops eggs to cook.

Junior Gorg: I'll sing you 4o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Junior Gorg: What are the 4o.
4, 4, potatoes with dirt. Rooted out from sacred earth.
*Dumps potatoes inside the cooker.

Swedish Chef: I'lla zing you feefa-o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Swedish Chef: Vat are ze feefa-o.
Feefa, feefa, ghierlik clovas. Poonja poonja everybooda luuvs.
*Smashes garlic before sliding it in.

Pepe: I'll sing ju 6o, hokay.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Pepe: Si, what are da 6o.
6, 6, peppers in da pot. Sexy and devilishly hot, hokay.
*Pops them into the pot.

Snuffy, heard from above: I'll sing you 7o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Snuffy, What are the 7o.
7, 7, cabbage heads. Planted near the zombie beds.
*Cabbages roll downwards and get scooped into the cauldron.

Gonzo, with Camilla at his side: I'll sing you 8o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Gonzo: What are the 8o.
Camilla: Buckak.
8, 8, olive jars. Swimming in brainy juices are.
*Opens jar and dunks olives, liquid and all.

Prairie Dawn, leaving her room to join us: I'll sing you 9o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Praire: What are the 9o.
9, 9, paprika flakes. Raining down like lightning blades.
*Shakes tin to add the paprika.

Cantus, following the trail of singing: I'll sing you 10o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Cantus: What are the 10o.
10, 10, pumpkin chunks. Heartiest one when it dunks.
*Pumpkin pieces fall inside with few splashes.

Floyd Pepper: I'll sing you 11o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
*Music from EM...
Floyd Pepper: What are the 11o.
11 onions all ghostly white, almost chokes up your sight.
*Ghost glides down and adds onions before Floyd can lay a hand on them.

Cookie Monster: Me sing you 12o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Cookie Monster: What the 12o.
12, 12, bacon strips. Make me hungry and smack me lips.
*Bacon goes into la drink.

Uncle Deadly: I'll sing you 13o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Uncle Deadly: What are the 13o.
13 darkened dumpling flour, to help ring in the witching hour.
*Clawed handfuls of dumpling batter gets plunged into the mix.

Mokey: I'll sing you 14o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Mokey: What are the 14o.
14 turnips all a-glow, washed in the river Styx you know.
*Turnips sliced and added.

Clifford: I'll sing you 15o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Clifford: What are the 15o.
15 wormy sausage links, wriggling in my hand... I think?
*Sausages go into the cauldron.

Grover Monster: I'll sing you 16o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Grover: What are the 16o.
16 hunks of toasty bread, heated by a dragon named Fred.
*Garlic bread's served at the table in a serving basket.

Boober, coming down to inspect the cooking: I'll sing you 17o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Boober: What are the 17o.
17 leaves of bay we'll dredge, gathered from the gargoyle's ledge.
*Leaves are chopped up and added with herbs, Dead Sea salt and Black Pepper.

Herry Monster: I'll sing you 18o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Herry: What are the 18o.
18 cubes of beef and veal, all help make this monster's meal.
*Meat gets stirred in before simmering in broth.

Big Bird: I'll sing you 19o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Big Bird: What are the 19o.
19 little spooky bowls, fit to feed starving souls.
*Big Bird helps set the table, as the meal's served into bowls with soft little animal skulls to crunch on.

Scooter: I'll sing you 20o.
Chorus: Bats flight in darkest night.
Scooter: What are the 20o.
20 dollips of sour cream, sure to make all gathered here scream.

*Topping everybody's serving with a dollip as they sing their verses again.
Me: 1 is 1, and all caul-dron, and never more shall be sooooooooooo.
*All sit down to eat. Think I'll take some to...
Red Fraggle, rushing in from the pools: Am I late?
No, there's enough to go around, here's some for you to take to beth and for Prairie to take to Kathy.

 

[Erine81981]

Oh I'm so happy that it's MC Birthday. It's been 8 years. Glad to be a part of this family.

Grover: Same here. I love it here.

Herry: Who would of thought that us being a big happy fuzzy furry family.

Cookie M: Me just glad me have cookies.

Come on Cookie Monster. There's something else. I know.

Cookie M: Ok me love being here with all of you.

*we all hug each other*

If anyone is available. We're hugging and would love to have some others huggers too. *sees Oscar* What about you, Oscar?

Oscar: Do you think I will hug ya'll?

Grover: Come on Oscar.

Oscar: Ya'll have another thing coming. *walks off*

We'll get him later on today.