Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ah, life is good guys...

Gonzo: That's a change, what's so good about it?

Well, actually, I guess just today was good...I didn't have much homework, and I posted two new chapters of my Christmas fan-fic.

UD: Ah, so you did, I will have to go see them.

Hey, do you guys have any idea where Cantus is?

Cantus: Here I am my friend, I have been busy all week preparing for my new Minstrel tour next week.

You'll be gone all week then?

Cantus: No no my friend, I'll be gone for the next two weeks. It's a long tour. For the new year and the holidays.

Clifford: Aw man, it'll be lonely around here without ya.

Heh, don't count on it Cliff, I've been talking to Lisa, and she's leaving next week too, and um...I told her we'd have some room.

Clifford: How much room man?

Um...enough for Rowlf, Robin, and the Chef to stay over...heh.

Clifford: Aw man! You're insane!

Gonzo: No, I'm insane, Insane A. Sylum! Ha ha!

Good grief Gonzo, now you sound like Lisa...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <stretches> urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg... I can't believe it's already time for finals... sheesh...
Rowlf: When's your first final?
Lisa: Well, technically finals start monday, but I have an oral final for German tomorrow.
Robin: An oral final?
Lisa: Yeah. Basically, the teacher tries to have a conversation with me in german.
Robin: Oh.
Lisa: Wait a minute Robin, why are you still awake? It's way past your bedtime. It's past MY bedtime!
Robin: <looks at clock> Oops.
Lisa: <shakes head> Come on, we'd both better get some sleep...
Robin: Okay. Goodnight, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Goodnight, Robin.
Robin: Goodnight, Lisa.
Lisa: Goodnight Robin. Goodnight Rowlf.
Rowlf: Goodnight Lisa.
Lisa and Robin: Good night, Chef!
Chef: <grumbling> Yeeh yeeh yeeh, guudneeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Soore-a, joost leefe-a me-a tu cleuny cleun up zeese-a moogs frum yuoor hutsy hut chuculete-a... <puts away rainbow-decorated-mugs>
Lisa: Oh... sorry about that...

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Renee: I hope I made enough for everyone...(Tries some of the food, it's really good!) Yum, yum, yum...(Goes back up to her room, and studies some more of the play)

 

[Erine81981]

Out of the window.......

Grover: See yea Snuffy. *waving bye*

Cookie M: Get lots of cookies. *waving bye*

Herry: Good luck, Snuffy. *waving bye*

Yea, have a great time. *waving bye*

Oscar: *pops up in waste basket* What's everyone waving for?

Saying bye to Snuffy.

Oscar: Who's going to jump on my tramboline?

Cookie Monster can.

Oscar: I want someone to trash the pool too.

Don't worry. He'll be back.

Oscar: Grouches don't worry. Grouches panic! *pops back down*

That grouch of ours. He needs theapy.

Oscar: *from out in the hallway* I HEARD THAT!

 

[Katzi428]

Ugggghhhhh....
Prairie:Kathy...you OK?
Blecchh....Prairie,it's pouring out! *taking off my jacket*
Prairie:Really?I thought that you broke out in a heavy sweat from bowling!*small giggle*

Prairie:Sorry Kath. Yeah...it is nasty out. Go change into something warm while I fix you a hot cup of cocoa with whipped cream.
Oh thanks Prairie...you're a saint.
*5 minutes later*
Ahhhh....MUCH better!!
Prairie:Good! Here's some sugar Christmas cookies I made. Gaffer was trying to help though,so don't be surprised if you see flour on her fur.
*picking up Gaffer* :Gaffer...were you trying to help Prairie help make cookies,you silly kitty?
Gaffer:Merow....purrrrrrr... *rubbing her head against me & purring.*
OK...OK....*scratching Gaffer's head* You stay with me.We don't want orange fur in the cookies.

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter: Well, the Patriots have won another divisional champion.

Elmo: That's Good

Zoe: What are you making for Dinner

Peter: Chicken Tenders and Rice

Elmo: Sounds Good

Peter: And after dinner, were going to the pool for some swimming!

Zoe; Sounds alright with me

Elmo: Me Too!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Are Red and Mokey here yet?
Big Bird: Not yet.
Rosita: I've prepared them a special treat, I hope they like it. Thanks, Bryan, for helping me with it.
Bry: Hey, I just want to make sure you don't burn yourself.
Telly: Hope they like our Christmassy room!*ring ring*
Bry: (picks up phone) Hello? Oh, hi!...yeah?...great, see you soon! (hangs up) That was Mokey. She said they would be over soon.

 

[The Count]

Hope the others like these 7-layer bars...

Count, counting up money: That's 40 bills!
Yeah, and still got a bit left to get. Lucky it all works out within the budget. Will probably get some gifts tomorrow or later in the week, if not after due to next week being exams week with my B-Day and Christmas at the end.

And now we wait till tomorrow to see if the Colts can go up to 14-0.
Good night to all, and have a great night's sleep.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (opens door and the 2 Fraggles come in) Hey, girls!
Mokey: Hi everyone.
Red: Hi!
Bry: You'll be staying in Snuffy's caveroom. Just make yourselves at home.
Mokey: I've always wanted to see Snuffy's cave.
Red: Cave? I wanna see! (runs over to the cave area)
Mokey: Red, don't be rude.
Red: Alright, cool!!
Mokey: So beautiful. Reminds me of home.
Bry: We thought you'd like it.
Red: There's no swimming hole.
Mokey: Red...
Red: What?
Telly: Sorry, we don't have a pool in here.
Red: Oh, thats okay. I can just use the big dorm pool.

Big Bird: (getting off the phone) Oh rats.
(A muppet rat pops up)
Rat: You called?
Big Bird: No, not really.
Rats: Oh. Sorry, fella. (exits)
Bry: What's the matter, Big Bird?
Big Bird: Oh, I just talked to Snuffy. He says he will be away a little longer than expected.
Bry: I'm sorry, Big Bird. How about some birdseed cookies to cheer you up.
Rosita: Sure, you can use the top oven. My pie is on the bottom.
Mokey: Can we help?
Bry: Sure!

 

[BEAR]

Red: So this is a Christmas tree, right?
Telly: No, that's Stinky. That's a Christmas tree!
Red: Oh, I figured it would be bigger. (to Stinky) No offense.
Stinky: No problem!
Bry: Why is Snuffy staying longer?
Big Bird: His Aunt Muffy is passing through from Ohio on Tuesday and so Snuffy needs to stay.
Mokey: Don't worry, Big Bird. He'll only be away for a short time.
Big Bird: Oh I hope so. I hope he'll be back before Christmas!
Red: So remind me again...what is this Christmas thing?
Hoots: You mean, you don't know what Christmas is?
Red: Not really. I mean, kind of. We hear about it a lot and Beth seems to be into it, but I've never really figured it out. Is it a place?
Mokey: What does it all mean?
Bry: It's more than that. It's a very special time...


Big Bird: There's a spirit within us
We know it as Christmas
Gives us a beautiful glow.
It's that time of the year
Full of love and good cheer
And good wishes from people we know.
Lots of huggin' and kissin'
Sweet remeniscin'
All wrapped in a blanket of snow.
It's that time of the year
How I wish you were here
As my tears and my memories flow.

All (but Red & Mokey): Where do we go for Christmas
It's not very far away
Big Bird: It's a place in your heart
The place we should start
When we wake up on Christmas day.

Red: You put it that way, it sounds like so much fun!
Mokey: Makes me feel all warm and snuggly inside.
Oscar: (grumbles from outside)
Telly: Oh, Oscar!
Bry: You think that's fun, there's so much more.
Red: Really?
Telly: Oh yeah!

Telly: (wearing Santa hat) There are sleigh bells and holly
Santa is jolly
Rudolph is raring to go.
Rosita: (as I take pie out of oven) Apple pies in the oven
Are made with good lovin'
And a kiss 'neath the green mistletoe. (kissing Telly on cheek)
Bry: (w/ Red and Mokey sing "ooh"s underneath) Choirs singing like angels away in a manger
Of a child who was born long ago
Children run 'round the tree
They remind me of me
And I look...and I think...and I know...

All: Where do we go for Christmas
It's not very far away
Hoots: It's a place in your heart
The place we should start
When we wake up on Christmas day.

Everyone: Where do we go for Christmas
Red/Mokey: Peace and joy to all the world
Everyone: It's a place in your heart
The place we should start
When we wake up on Christmas day.

Big Bird: (holding a picture of Snuffy)
It's that time of the year
How I wish you were here
When I wake up on Christmas day...