Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

(Telly and Rosita still dancing and singing with excitement after music stops)

Both: He did the mash
Telly: He did the monster mash!
Both: The Monster mash
Rosita: It was an instant smash
Both: They did the MASH!!
Telly: Hahahaa! Oh boy, I love that song! Hahaha!

 

[The Count]

Actually... Count von Count's a vampire ancestor of his. Note the two girl bats flying above him ready for his commands. Bert and Ernie are going to be Batman and Robin, and Vic's going to be Joker, at least so I heard. Sorry I wasn't here to sing, was playing some games over at the PT forums.

And now for the coupe de grosse, the eye scream! Transylvania Twist? Got it fright here. Along with the Crypt Skulls flavor too.
They're some of my fave flaves. Transylvania Twist's just vanilla and chocolate and orange mixed together with some pecans or other nuts. Crypt Skulls is vanilla tinted with food coloring in both green and violet, with chocolate halved orbs and a coating of white chocolate in the form of skulls over the chocolate halves.
Dig in everyone, but make sure to leave room in the graves. You never know what lucky stiff you'll find there.

 

[G-MAN]

Prisoner/Me: This is a great party isn't it guys?
Dracula/Rizzo: Yeah sure, but where's the food, oh here it is.
Frankenstein/Pepe: Yeah, and I'm too busy looking for my bride, Hokay.
Prisoner/Me: Fine, I guess I'll just check out the Monster Maze by myself then.

 

[The Count]

Heh, just throw another shrimp on the barbie.
*Uses magic to flip Pepe in the air until he lands in speed-up mode onto a Barbie doll dressed up in the corner.

The food's over that way Riz, just make sure you don't start eating with your eyes. *Zaps Rizzo's eyes so they become little Pac-Men dots. Heh, guess he's more of a Pac-Rat than we thought.
*Zaps eyeballs back to normal and they fall back into Rizzo's head. Yeah, a good time for all the little creeps here at the dorms.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth gets up and sees Red and Mokey still sleeping hard*
Well, I guess they had a little too much fun last night! It was a great party! I've got to get going, so I'll just check in with them later. I'll let them sleep for now.

 

[tvlistingman]

ELMO: Boy, that was some party

Zoe: Yeah

PETER: It was fun!

ELMO: How about we watch some Jeopardy!

ZOE: Okay!

PETER: and after Jeopardy! we can go swimming in the pool

ELMO: Sounds Good!

ZOE: I've got my swimsuit on

ELMO: Me Too!

PETER: Me Three!

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... The party's rully meant to go on all week, but I can understand if you'd rather change out of your costumes and get back into your regular lives. The machines and rides will be here all week though, rented them for that long. The movers will be here on Saturday afternoon to take them back to the carnival I rented them from.

Have a good night all you creeps.

 

[BEAR]

Telly: Hey, did you hear that? Ed said that all that fun carnival stuff will be here all week!
Rosita: Alright! Party!!
Telly: Quick, Rosita, put your costume back on.
Rosita: Okay! Hehehe!
(Telly and Rosita get back into costume--Phil Chapman and Zorra)
Bry: Oh, those two.
Telly: Are you guys coming?
Big Bird: Maybe a little later, Telly.
Bry: Yeah, I have some things to do here, but I'll see ya when you get back.
Telly: Suit yourselves.
Stinky: I'll go! I wanna check out the monster maze, that is if you don't mind!
Telly: Okay. (picks up Stinky's pot) Come on, Rosita!
Rosita: Oh, boy!

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: Ah! Wonderful Ed! I'm so thrilled to continue the All Hallow's Eve festivities!

Gonzo: Cool! *knock on door* Hey Ryan, are you expecting company?

Oh! He's here early!

Clifford: Who dude?

*I open the door, and Canus Fraggle enters playing his magic pipe*

Cantus: I am Cantus the Minstrel, and this is my magic pipe, my pipe and I will be moving in with you. *he looks around* I sense that music isn't played here much.

Hey Cantus, it's great you could come early! Meet the others, this is Clifford, Gonzo, Camilla, and Uncle Deadly.

Cantus: Hmm, you with the nose, I think you will lead our medley.

Gonzo: What?

Cantus: Oh never mind, now if you'll excuse me, my pipe and I need some rest, it's was a long travel from Fraggle Rock that took me many, many, many minutes.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: That was some swim

ELMO: Yeah!

ZOE: That was good exercise

PETER: Night Zoe and Elmo

ELMO: Night Peter and Zoe

ZOE: Night Elmo and Peter!