Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[erniebert1234ss]

Yay! How are you, guys?

W&W: Fine, BJ

Will: Are you sure that we'll be okay as Barney and Fred?

Affirmative.

Wont: What are you BJ?

I'm a devil. Scary, aint it?

Wont: Ya sure don't look the part.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I just happened to find these suckers at Michael's and the rest is history, ya know?

Will: Let's do this!

Yeah!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, we're back from Sesame Street. Did you guys have fun?
Big Bird: Yeah, it was fun to see everyone.
Rosita: Didn't Gabby and Miles look great in their costumes?
Snuffy: Oh yeah! Hey, and Gordon was a great Jack Pumpkin Head, but then again he didn't have to do much.
Big Bird: Hehehe!
Snuffy: I was just surprised by how much candy we got.
Big Bird: Yeah, and Susan made her famous chocolate fudge, and of course my favorite Alan's pumpkin seed cookies. Always my Halloween favorite! Yum!
Bry: It's good when you know such nice people like them and you don't have to be so cautious about taking their homemade treats.
Snuffy: Well, come on! Their our friends. It's the strangers we need to be careful about.
Bry: Well, I hope we aren't too late for the party here at the dorms. Everything looks so great.
Rosita: Let's go!
Bry: What's wrong, Telly?
Telly: Well...I'm worried that no one will recognize who I am supposed to be in my costume.
Bry: Telly, you are dressed like Phillip Chapman. Everyone here knows who he is.
Telly: Oh yeah!
Big Bird: And, Telly? You look great!
Telly: Aww, thanks, you guys! Okay, let's go!
Bry: Great! Hey, I wonder if Hoots is already down there.
Hoots: (from inside the house) No, man! I'll be down a little later. Gotta get ready.
Bry: Okay, see ya there! Let's go, guys! (grabs Stinky, who resembles Sherlock Hemlock with hat, a fake mustache and a magnifying glass sticking out of the pot. and I go with Big Bird, Snuffy and the monsters out to the party)
Sherlock Stinky: Eegaad!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey Bry! It's great you guys made it! Hey, I didn't know Phillip Chapman was staying at the dorms!

Clifford: Man that's Telly, he's dressed as Phillip Chapman.

Oh...um...great costume Telly!

Clifford: Yeah, and the rest of ya'll have great costumes too! Whaddaya think of mine? I'm a football player!

Gonzo: And I'm Darth Vader!

Camilla: Bawk bagawk bawk!

Gonzo: Camilla says that "Yoda she is, and nice your costumes are."

Uncle D. why don't you show Bryan and everyone else your costume?

UD: Why must you torment me so? Sigh...I guess I did pick it out. I, Uncle Deadly, better known as the phantom of the Muppet Show, am dressed as Elmo...

Hehe, yep, and I'm Jack Bandit! Boy this party's fun! Thanks for throwing it Ed!

 

[The Count]

Spook you later guys. Hey, a Scarecrow Grover... Make sure that's not the last straw...
*Zaps Grover and just his last straw's left. Heh, just getting into character. And it looks as if BB's plane crazy. *Zaps BB and he takes off in flight. Everybody get ready for the belle of the ball... *Zaps Prairie into a bell.
Whoa, gotta take a breather. The calypso music's starting up, I'll be over by the bumper scars.

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy (the Dragon): Hey, Bird! What are you doing up there!!
Aviator Big Bird: (up in the air) I dunno! I didn't think I'd ever really be flying like this. How do I get down?! Oh no! I'm coming in for a landing! I've never landed before either!!!
Rosita ("Zorra"): Never fear, muchacho! I, Zorra, will rescue you!
Telly Chapman: What are you gonna do?
Rosita: Ummm...This! (grabs a whole box of cotton candy and dumps it out forming a huge pile of the fluffy candy)
Aviator Big Bird: Here I come!! (makes a soft "landing" on the pile of cotton candy).
Snuffy: You okay, Bird?
Aviator Big Bird: I think so...I see humans flying around my head...
Snuffy: O-hoho!
Rosita: All in a night's work. *Spanish guitar music* Hehe!

 

[Erine81981]

Down in the common room having halloweeny fun!

Scarecrow Grover: Count! That is one great costume. Who are you?

Tin Man Herry: He's Batman, Grover.

Scarecrow Grover: Oh. Sorry.

Cowardly Lion Cookie M: *gobble gobble munch munch* RUP! Excuse me. This one happen party Ed.

Me/Scooby Doo: *dancing with Kc* Rou dance rood!

Scarecrow Grover: Hey Kyle. Stop with the Scooby acted.

Me/Scooby Doo: But Kc love it. Don't you.

Cowardly Lion Cookie M: Ohhhhh Kyle.

Me/Scooby Doo: Ri know. *still dancing with Kc*

Tin Man Herry: Hey Cookie Monster. Throw me some cookies.

Cowardly Lion Cookie M: Here you go. *throws cookies*

Tin Man Herry: *catches them in mouth, munch crunch munch* These are good. Who made them?

Cowardly Lion Cookie M: Me thinks Ed and the Count.

Tin Man Herry: Good cookies Count and Ed.

Harpo Oscar Grouch: *over in the corner* Seems everyone is enjoying themselves.

Me/Scooby Doo: *sees Oscar* Hold on just a minute Kc. A friend needs me. Whats wrong Oscar?

Harpo Oscar Grouch: Nothing.

Me/Scooby Doo: Come on Oscar. I've seen that look before.

Harpo Oscar Grouch: This is out of character for me but I'm lonely. I wished Grungetta was here.

Me/Scooby Doo: Didn't you invite her?

Harpo Oscar Grouch: Grouches don't invite other grouches. They just show up.

Me/Scooby Doo: Don't worry Oscar. I think she'll be here sometime. Just give her some time.

Harpo Oscar Grouch: Ok. Just one thing Kyle.

Me/Scooby Doo: Yea?

Harpo Oscar Grouch: This is between us. Now SCRAM! BEAT IT!

Me/Scooby Doo: Should of known.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: (swoops in dressed as an old wizard, he is carrying his Saxaphone) Hey, hope I didn't miss anything.
Bry: Hey, Hoots, glad you're here.
Hoots: Hey, Count baby! You wanna sing that Monster song now or later? Its an old tradition, ya know.

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: Ah yes Count, the Monster Mash will be wonderful played along side Hoots' saxaphone! I think I'll join in as well when we begin it.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Gillis: *dressed as the Wizard of Oz, hums 'A Sentimental Man' as he examines his costume in the mirror*

Kim: *standing in the closet, out of sight* Gillis, are you done primping yet?

Gillis: I am not "primping". I'm simply admiring my costume, and it's not half bad.

Kim: Yeah, I thought you'd make a good Wizard of Oz. And Tosh, you sure you won't let me put some green make-up on you?

Tosh: *dressed as Elphaba from Wicked* No, thank you. People are just going to have to imagine that I'm green.

Kim: Okay, suit yourself.

Boober: *tying his mask on to complete his surgeon costume* Speaking of, what are you dressing up as?

Tosh: Yeah, you've been awfully secretive about it all week. What is it?

Kim: Okay, I guess I can show you. *steps out of the closet dressed as Harpo Marx* Ta-da!

Boober: Nice costume. ...who are you supposed to be?

Kim: *sighs* Harpo Marx! Remember? The curly-haired, mute guy from that black and white movie we watched the other night?

Gillis: Oh, I remember! He was the one who played the harp, right?

Kim: Exactly. Well, come on guys. We don't want to be later for the party than we already are. *they exit the room and head for the party*

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

Monster Mash starts playing

Tin Man Herry: I'll rattle the chains. *starts rattles the chains*

*one anything muppet witch pop up out of nowhere*
Witch #1: I've got a pot of boiling green goop. *the green goop starts boiling to the rhyme of the Monster Mash*

Me/Scooby Doo: Ok Ryan starts jamming with your drums. I'll start singing. Hoots start with the sax and jam on!

*the rhyme of everyone part starts to make a song*

Me: I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Ghosts: He did the mash
Me: He did the monster mash
Ghosts: The monster mash
Me: It was a graveyard smash
Ghosts: He did the mash
Me: It caught on in a flash
Ghosts: He did the mash
Me: He did the monster mash

Ghosts: Wha wha woooooooooo

Me: From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

Me/Scooby Doo: Ok Monsters now.

Me: They did the mash
Monsters: They did the monster mash
Me: The monster mash
Monsters: It was a graveyard smash
Me: They did the mash
Monsters: It caught on in a flash
Me: They did the mash
Monsters: They did the monster mash

Ghosts: Wha wha woooo an shoop

Me: The zombies were having fun
Ghosts: Wha wha wooooo an shoop
The party had just begun
Ghosts: Wha wha woooo an shoop
The guests included BatMan
Wha wha woooooo an shoop
Count Von Count and his bats

Ghosts: Wha wha Woooooooo

Me: The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Tin Man Herry on chains, backed by his baying monsters
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

Me/Scooby Doo: Now the Ghosts.

Me: They played the mash
Ghost: They played the monster mash
Me: The monster mash
Ghosts: It was a graveyard smash
Me: They played the mash
Ghosts: It caught on in a flash
Me: They played the mash
Ghosts: They played the monster mash

Me: Out from his coffin, Ed's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Vhatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Me/Scooby Doo: Ok now the Goblins

Me: It's now the mash
Goblins: It's now the monster mash
Me: The monster mash
Goblins: And it's a graveyard smash
Me: It's now the mash
Goblins: It's caught on in a flash
Me: It's now the mash
Goblins: It's now the monster mash

Me: Now everything's cool, Ed's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Kyle sent you

Me/Scooby Doo; Now all the creatures sing!

Me: Then you can mash
Goblins, Monsters, Ghosts: Then you can monster mash
Me: The monster mash
Goblins, Monsters, Ghosts: And do my graveyard smash
Me: Then you can mash
Goblins, Monsters, Ghosts: You'll catch on in a flash
Me: Then you can mash
Goblins, Monsters, Ghosts: Then you can monster mash

7x Ghosts: Wha ooooooooo Monster Mash