Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[G-MAN]

Me: Say where did Rizzo go?
Pepe: I don't know, he didn't tell me, Hokay. Maybe he's bothering Kermin.
(As I look around, Pepe sneaks off to flirt with some of the women on campus)
Me: Oh, great, now Pepe is gone.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Mokey: Oh dear, I'm so worried about That Announcer. I don't know him well yet, but he seems like a nice guy.
Beth: Oh he is Mokey, I think he's one of my favorite people around MC
Red: Yeah, he started that Weather thread you're always posting in
Beth: What's wrong with talking about the weather?
Red: Nothing, I just like to tease you! You'll get used to this Mokey
Mokey: Oh Red, I know you well enough even if we haven't spent as much time together lately! Anyway, I'm going over to see if Kathy needs anything, she hurt her back you know.
Red: That's nice of you, I'll go with since Prairie and I have cheerleading practice in a little while
Beth: Yeah, let them know if they need anything, we can help out. I gotta get back to work. See you later!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: I'm making Find TA posters. Wanna help?
Beau: How can it help if we only put them where he isn't looking?
Bo: Good point...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, I just got a call from an outside line to my dorm room and it was TA saying he's okay, but that we should forget about him for a little bit, okay? SOOO...don't post anything else about him until he does so himself. Okay.

(Goes back to draw some Muley Comix.)

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: Ok, I'm back.
Me: Where have you been?
Rizzo: I'd tell you, but it has sort of become a forbidden topic.
Me: Oh that.
Pepe: (Enters with a black eye) Don't ask, Hokay? (He then faints)

 

[The Count]

Few things...

Good to be back home at the dorms.
1 Kev, thanks for that info. Will leave it at that then.
2 Kathy, would advise you to talk to Lisa (TogetherAgain) about taking Robin as a new roomie, since you're both interested.
3 Glad everyone liked the party and their robes... And the play Kyle produced was a nice homage to the dorms and everyone here.

Have a good day everyone, leave a note if you need to talk to me or Count von Count.

 

[BEAR]

(Big Bird, Snuffy and Rosita coming back with a bunch of papers and posters in hand looking disappointed)

Bry: Hey, guys! What's wrong? Why do you have all those things still?
Big Bird: Well...we aren't allowed to talk about it.
Snuffy: Yeah. Let's just say I don't think there has been this much controversy since that Reverend guy made accusations against Tinky Winky.
Big Bird: Good quip, Snuff.
Snuffy: Thank you.
Rosita: Yeah, we are not allowed to talk about it and we have to just move on with our lives.
Bry: Oh, sounds like the same thing they said to us exactly a year ago from today. Well...if thats what they want then thats how it shall be. I still hope everything is okay though.
............
Telly: ......What are you guys talking about??.........

 

[The Count]

Hey Count, guess what.
Count: Vhat?

Heeeeee's Baaaaaaack!

Count: You mean?!?
Yes, Barry's back in the lineup as of tonight. That means...
Count: The countdown's back on again! Ah ha! His first game is tonight fright?
Yep, will be keeping tabs throughout the other shows we'll be watching as usual.
Count: Sounds great, hope he hits one more tonight his first night back.
Me too.

*For those who are wondering, I'm refering to Barry Bonds playing again this year, with his chase of the home runn record a mere 53 home runs away.
But more importantly, after the next one he hits, the countdown starts at 10 left to tie and then surpass Babe Ruth for the #2 spot on the all-time home run hitters list.
Have a great night everyone.

 

[The Count]

Oh... FYI: RedDragon and Ludo and Ambrosius are moving into Room #23, across the hall from Lisa and her roomies in #24.
Just an added bit of info for those of you keeping track with the dorms' registry.

Hmmm, seems we're the only ones here at the dorms tonight Count.
Count: Yes, but I'm sure ve can count on our friends showing up later.
Guess you're right. Come on, let's go get some dinner before the shows start.

 

[theprawncracker]

*yawns* Hey guys I'm back!

Gonzo: Long day at school Ryan?

To long...I really hate Mondays...

Clifford: Oh well, at least you don't have any homework.

Yeah, I finished it before I came.

UD: Ryan! Ryan! I just read your story! It touched me. I loved it.

Oh good! Everyone else has to!

UD: Well, they're right, it was very well written, even for a short story. What about your other story?

I dunno, I might need to post the next chapter tomorrow. Writing the other story took alot out of me. But we'll see. I might get it posted tonight.