Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Red: It's too bad the baseball team lost today.
Yeah, it is. Did you have fun anyway?
Red: Yes! It was great! I'm thinking when school starts again I should start a cheerleading team until the swim season!
That's a great idea Red! You'd be really good at it!
Red: Anyway, I'm tired.
Me too.
*both girls crash on Beth's bed and are soon snoring*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Yawns* Well UD, I lied, I'm not leaving 'til tomorrow night.

UD: Not very nice of you to lie now is it Ryan?

No, I geuss not...

Lew: Oh I don't mind! It's just great to have you here Ryan!

Thanks Lew.

Eduardo: Yeah yeah, at least you're here to cook instead of UD!

UD: Watch it you polar pit stop!

UD, that didn't even make sense...

UD: Oh...well. Fright...goodnight then.

Goodnight UD.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<wanders in> Hm? Oh, yes, Bo, got the PM. thanks much.

<wanders into room 24> Hi guys.

Rowlf: 'Evening.

Chef: Hey Leesa.

Rowlf: Hey, is something wrong?

<sigh> I don't have much of a poker face, do I?

Rowlf: No. What's the matter?

Oh, you know, typical... random... life stinks... Kabbalistic energies of the universe in a state of chaos... er... something... yeah... I think I mostly just need sleep.

Rowlf: Well, if you wanna talk, I'm here to listen.

Chef: Yeeh, I'm here-a, tuu.

Thanks guys. I appreciate it. <hugs Rowlf and chef> Goodnight.

Rowlf: Goodnight.

Chef: guudneeght

<climbs into bed, curls up, and cries very very quietly.>

 

[Erine81981]

*note on room 23 door*

We're over at the "Senior Boomers" party. Having fun and hope to see ya'll there. Bye.

 

[BEAR]

(Me and Rosita in the room laughing and talking)
Bry: Boy, that was some Senior boomers party, huh?
Rosita: I always love a fiesta!
Bry: Your conga sure was a hit.
Rosita: Hehe yeah. Who knew Herry could move like that?!
Bry: and then he fell over! (laughing)
Big Bird: (Entering room from hall) Hi, guys.
Bry: Hey, Big Bird. Hey, did you ever talk to Eduardo the Penguin about playing today.
Big Bird: No, I tried to find him but I couldn't.
Bry: I'm sorry.
Big Bird: That's okay. I mean, I'm friends with just about everybody, but its not often you see another bird around here to play with.
Rosita: Well, what about Hoots? He's so nice and I love his saxaphone playing!
Big Bird: Hoots is an owl, Rosita. And because he is an owl he is mostly only awake during the night time when I go to sleep.
Bry: Sam the Eagle lives here.
Big Bird: Yeah, I know. I tried talking to him once, but all he talks about is the Alamo and "in-peach-mints," and other big words I don't understand. I dunno about you guys, but he's kind of a weirdo if you ask me.
Rosita: Big Bird's right. One time, I saw him in the lounge and he insisted he read to me Barbara Bush's new biography. I love Barbara, but I'd rather read exciting things like Cinderella!
Big Bird: You see?
Bry: I can relate, Big Bird. I am still waiting for my Muppet Penguins to come in the mail.
Big Bird: I don't want plastic friends.
Oscar: (from down the hall overhearing) The Bird got ya this time! He he he he!
Bry: You're right, Big Bird. I was just trying to lighten the mood. Give it time, Big Bird. I am sure they are just busy over there. Why don't you get some sleep and you can try again in the morning.
Big Bird: Can't tomorrow. Me and Snuffy are playing again. Hey did you ever talk to Ed about Snuffy moving in?
Bry: I sure did. We are gonna try and talk to Biff and Sully about building an addition to the room for him.
Big Bird: Oh boy! If there is one thing that puts me in a good mood, it's that!
Rosita: Yay!
Big Bird: Can't wait to tell him. Well, goodnight.
Rosita: Buenos noches.
Bry: Good night, you two, and goodnight all!

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys, I just talked to Ed, and he said we can have Clifford as our new roomie!

Clifford: Hey ya'll what's shakin'?

UD: Wonderful! It's great to have another friend here in the dorm.

Lew: Hey Clifford! Can you cook?

Ed: No can be bad as UD...

Cliff: Well, I can try.

That's great Clifford! I'll send your robe design into Ed asap, you go ahead and get settled in.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: Looks like you're doin' better today, Lisa.

Yeah, feelin' a little better. Still a little overwhelmed, but that's life, right?

Rowlf: You could say so.

I just did.

Rowlf: It's a figure of speech.

Since when does speech have a figure?

Rowlf: I'm not sure. I've always wondered that.

Chef: Yuoo tvu ere-a but crezy. Bork bork bork! <goes back to making shish kabobs out of talking singing vegetables>

Rowlf: Look who's calling the kettle black.

Heh. No kidding. Well, I guess I should get back to reading Huck Finn.

Rowlf: Good luck.

Thanks. ...at least it's actually a good, easy to follow and understand book. Haven't had one of those assigned to me in a while...

 

[Vibs]

(Okay FINALLY!!! The robes... sorry that it took me so long before I pulled myself together!.... ):

For the Newsman:
The robe is made of the brown checked material that adorns his regular apearence jacket. A bright reflective yellow word, "NEWS" is flashed across the back of his robe, and his right sleve the words, "Whatever I say..." and on teh left, "...I'm going to get hurt."

And for Lewis Kazagger:
The robe for Lewis Kazagger has the stiped and squared colorfull appearence of his regular jacket. Sporting the words, "I <3 Sport" on the back, and decorated across teh sleves with baseballs, footballs, tennis rackets, and such, al with the occasional muppet sport such as a vegetable from "Vege-Table Tennis"

And finally, a dane that has only been taught english for about 7 years couldn't possibly have done these descriptions without Beau's help. So thank you Beau.

Editing: Comin up! MY robe...

 

[The Count]

Like I told Christy... Don't worry it took you so long... At least you turned 'em in, and that's the important thing.
Is that "<3" supposed to mean "Love"?
And what are the colors of Lewis's regular striped square suit on TMS? Don't know it myself what with my blind batty eyes.
Oh... Looking forward to your own robe ideas too Vibs.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo (the tailer, hehe): The <3 is a Heart. I *heart* Sport.
Beau: And his regular is...erm....lemme go find out. Or, Vibs, you do that...