Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Grover: Where's Oscar? He said he would meet me today at *looks at watch* Oh never mind. I forgot that grouches are always late. *falls back on couch*

*About that time Oscar bangs on door which opens*

Oscar: Hey fuzzy, you ready?

Grover: Not now. Your to late.

Oscar: Thats wonderful.

Grover: No its not. Now I have to wait until tomorrow to go. Thanks Oscar.

Oscar: That makes my day. He he he he he he.......

 

[Erine81981]

Bry: Hmm that's interesting.
Big Bird: What is?
Bry: I guess I am now a "Senior member".
Big Bird: (outside the window looking in)Well, gee. You don't look that old to me. Does he, Snuff?
Snuffy: (also outside the window) Well, no, Bird. In fact, I would say he looks pretty YOUNG.
Bry: No, it doesn't have to do with age.
Rosita: Of course not. It says you are a Senior member. Senior means "sir" in Spanish. Doesn't it, Bryan?
Snuffy: Well, that doesn't seem to make much sense.
Big Bird: Yeah, "Sir Member"? That sounds kinda silly to me.
Bry: Actually, Rosita, in this case it isn't the Spanish pronunciation. Senior is just kind of a status kind of thing. In this case it just means I have been on the MC boards for a while and posting a lot.

Rosita, BB and Snuffy: Oh, well....CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Bry: Thanks but its no big deal.

Snuffy: Why not? What does it mean?
Bry: Nothing, just that I have no life.

(long silence)

Big Bird: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Snuffy: Umm...Bird?
Big Bird: What?
Snuffy: Shh.
Big Bird: Oh.

Oscar pops up from trash can down the hall

Oscar: Keep it up! I like it! *listens to the noise down the hall in Bry's room*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ooh, hey, congrats Bry! ...I mean on being a senior member, not on having no life... not that having no life is a bad thing, I mean I don't have one either... I mean I have a life in the sense that I'm alive, but I mean...

Rowlf: I think she's trying to say that insanity is a good thing.

Something like that.

Chef: Cungretooleshuns!

Alright, enough of talking myself into circles, it's beddy-by-time.

Rowlf: Kinda early for you, isn't it?

Well yes, but I did get up early, too, and I have to start pretending to have a normal sleep cycle soon, so... wow, try saying that ten times fast...

Rowlf: Sleep cycle soon so sleep slycle sloon slow...

Ok ok ok that's enough. Goodnight all.

Rowlf: Sweet dreams, everybody.

Chef: Guud neeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Sleep teeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Dun't let zee bed boogs beete-a.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Getting pretty late. Maybe we should go to bed. Snuffy, are you staying for the night?
Big Bird: Actually, I was gonna ask if it would be okay for Snuffy to sleep over tonight.
Bry: Well, you know I wouldn't normally mind, but I don't think there is a whole lot of space in the room here for Snuffy to sleep. Plus, how will he get in. The door is pretty small for him to fit.
Snuffy: He's got a point there, Bird.
Big Bird: Yeah, that could be a problem.
Bry: Ya know what you could do? It's a warm night. Why don't you guys take that big tent I have here in the closet and go camp out in the yard?
Snuffy: That sounds like a gr-eat idea!
Big Bird: Yeah. Good thinking. You're so smart!
Bry: Aww thanks. I don't think Ed would mind, but I will leave him a message just to let him know what's going on so he isn't too surprised to see a huge tent with a Snuffleupagus sleeping in his yard. (Hands them the folded up tent) Have fun, guys! (Seeing Hoots the Owl sitting out on the wall outside the window) Hoots, keep an eye on 'em tonight for me, will ya?
Hoots: You got it, B!
Bry: Well...time for bed. Goodnight, Rosita. (Turns out lights)
Rosita: Buenos noches...SENIOR!
Bry: Oh, brother.
Rosita: Hehehe.

 

[The Count]

That's OK Bry... Uh, by "yard", do you mean the outside patio? It's OK you set up the tent so BB and Snuffy can sleep out there. Just make sure everything's put away again in the morning.

Oh, and congratulations. "Senior" member is kind of like a status thing here at MC. When you first join the forums, you start out as a "Junior Member" with 0 posts. Then, after 30 posts, you ascend up to "Member". And at the grand total of 1000 posts, you're elevated to have the title of "Senior Member". Once upon a time, being a Senior Member was truly magical... Cause you got access to the hottubs. Rully miss that place and all the fun we had there. But now, all dorm residents who happen to have become Senior Members not only will get their own dorm robes... But will also get a special second surprise at the celebrations.
Hope this helps and hope everyone's able to sleep well.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: Congrats on your Senior status Bryan,wow that was fast.I emailed and PMd Phil for my name change Count,I still haven't heard from him.I finally chose,lol,Janice&GonzoFan for my new name;so Janice will still be in there & because I love Gonzo.My poison ivy is starting to heal,ever so slowly,thank goodness.I'm going to start my laundry,will do the dishes after breakfast,might start writing my movie script &/or read Harry Potter(taking my time with that one).Might also bake some chocolate chip oatmeal raisin cookies later in the day. To quote The Truman Show,'Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!'

 

[The Count]

Yes, we have no peachies then? Oh well, it's your call D. When Phil makes the change, I'll do likewise.
Sounds like you got a loaded day, so I won't keep you from it.

Got plans myself, let's see just how much of it gets done.

 

[Ernie101]

(Ernie shakes Count's hand)

Ernie:Well, what room would you like Sweetums?

Sweetums: Doesn't matter to me Ern! As long as we are dormies.

Ernie: Er..Ok.. I guess we will take #57.. We are going ...farthest room away.

Sweetumsh buddy..

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Sweetums old buddy!
Beau: You know each other?
Bo: We shared a room in the old dorms.
Beau: Really?
Bo: Yup. He got the top bunk. Then the top and bottom bunk when it fell through. *winks*
Beau: Ri-ght...

 

[Ernie101]

Sweetums: Bo! Don't you miss those long restless nights?