Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Rosita: Hey, Bryan. What are you doing looking out the window?
Bry: Oh,hey, Rosita. I was just seeing if the mailman had come yet. I am expecting a package.

Rosita: Oh, really?
Bry: Yeah, it's been 3 weeks since I ordered my Rainbow Connection Kermit figure from Palisades. I was billed a long time ago and it still hasn't arrived. I am getting a little worried. I also ordered some Muppet Penguins a few days ago but I don't expect those to arrive soon.

Rosita: Oh, don't worry. (giving a big warm hug) I am sure they will come soon. Just be patient.
Bry: I know. (hugging back) Thanks, Rosita. I am just so anxious to fatten up my collection. See that shelf over there? That is where they are all going. Where's Big Bird?

Rosita: Oh, he went outside to rollerskate.
Bry: Oh ok. Anyway, are you hungry? Maybe we should get some lunch. What would you like? I think we have some soup and there are frozen pizzas in the freezer.

Rosita: What kind?
Bry: (going over to kitchen bar) I think it's barbecued chicken from California Pizza Kitchen.

Rosita: Yummy!
Bry: Yeah and out of soups there is Manhattan clam chowder, turkey noodle, and your favorite...Southwestern style chicken.

Rosita: Si, me gusta.
Bry: I'll fix Big Bird his birdseed peanut butter sandwich if you wanna go call him in for me.

Rosita: Okay!

 

[The Count]

Hi Bry. Waiting for my packages too... Grover's the one who handles the mail delivery round these parts, along with his myriad of other jobs. Course, it all piles up at the lobby and gets sorted out when I come back at the end of the day.

As for RC Kermit, I ordered mine on 7/1, and Tony said that it had shipped just last week. Not sure if it shipped on the 19th as the message said or on the 21st as he said, but I'll give it 3-4 weeks before contacting him again. As for the Penguins and Uncle Deadly... Well, let's just say that they're in transit. If you're anxious to know, you can send Ignohippo a PM over on the PT board with your information. Thinking I might do that myself soon, though I know they're on their way.
Hope this helps.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<bangs head on arms on desk>

Rowlf: You'll hurt yourself like that.

Chef: Vhet's vrung, Leesa?

I don't know where this story is going, I have no idea what's going on, I don't know where to take it, I need to bring this character in and I have no idea how, and this darned scene won't WRITE ITSELF! Growl.

Rowlf: Well what's the last thing that happened?

Kermit said "Oh good."

Rowlf: That doesn't help.

Yeah no kidding.

Chef: Vell, du yuoo et leest knoo vhu zee feellein is yet?

No, I don't know anything about the story. I'm just writing it. Oy. Why am I having so much trouble writing the light happy stuff?

Chef: Meybe-a becoose-a it's cluoody ooootseede-a und yuoo're-a hoongry und yuoo're-a vurreeed ebuoot cemp indeeng zee seme-a dey schuul sterts. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Yeah, that probably has something to do with it. Although the whole camp-ending-on-the-first-day-of-school thing is getting better. Apparently the bus is stopping... um... somewhere, and my mom can pick me up there and get me home sooner.

Chef: Thet's guud.

Yeah. But about that food thing. Let's get some.

Rowlf: Sounds good to me. Chef, what's on the menu?

Chef: Unytheeng serfed by zee restoorunt ooff yuoor chueece-a.

What? You don't want to cook?

Chef: I'm keend ooff tured. Bork bork bork!

Alright then, let's get going.

 

[Beauregard]

*overhearing*

Bo: Lisa, maybe you could take a break. Hey, can me and Beau join you? Perhaps we could discuse Muppet writer's block over cheese rolls at the local cafe.
Beau: I'll drive.
Bo: Er...your car is impounded.
Beau: But at least I Can drive...
Bo: Hey, lisa, can we borrow your car?

 

[TogetherAgain]

You could borrow my car, if I had one for you to borrow. <shrug> Or we could walk. Exercise can be good sometimes, too. Let's go!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: No problem ,we'll walk...
Beau: or, even better we could skate!
Bo: If we had skates...
Beau: Or wheels on our feet.
Bo: What?
Beau: Never mind...

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: Mmm That was delicious!
Bry: How did you like your sandwich, Big Bird?

Big Bird: Good. I really worked up an apetite from all that skating.
Bry: Rosita, would you help me clean up?

Rosita: Sure.
Bry: Thanks.

(after cleaning the kitchen area)

Bry: Alrighty. All clean.

Rosita: What should we do now?
Big Bird: We could go to the park!
Bry: Thats a good idea. It will be a good place for me to sit and write.

Big Bird: Well, then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
Rosita: Hey, do you think we should ask anyone else if they wanna go?
Big Bird: I'll go ask Oscar. He needs to get out.
Bry: Umm...Big Bird, I dunno if that's a good idea.

Big Bird: Why not.
Bry: Because he's a grouch.

Big Bird: Oh, that's silly. (walks out and down the hallway to the common room. Bangs on the trashcan)
Oscar: (pops out of can) What?! Oh, it's the Big Canary! When did you move into the dorms?
Big Bird: Hi, Oscar! We moved in just last week. We are in the room at the very end of that hall. Do you wanna go with us to the park and play?
Oscar: No...
Big Bird: Why not?
Oscar: Because I am a grouch and grouches do not play. I am perfectly miserable here in my trashcan.
Rosita: (Coming in the room) Hola, Oscar!
Oscar: Oh, great. More happy people on my floor!? Why it's enough to make me sick.
Big Bird: Then you should see a doctor.
Oscar: No, I don't wanna see a doctor.
Big Bird: Well, then if you are sick how will you get better?
Oscar: You wanna know what will make me feel better?
Rosita: To go with us to the park and play?!
Oscar: No, for you to go to the park and play and leave me ALONE! (slams down his lid)
Big Bird: Boy, what a grouch. Come on, lets go to the park.
Rosita: Okay!
(we leave to the park)

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

C'mon, you two Fraggles (and Beast). We're going out for dinner tonight.

Gillis: Out to eat? What's the occasion?

We're celebrating - I finally made senior member status today.

Tosh: Hooray! Way to go, Kim!

Beast: *growls in excitement*

Gillis: Indeed, congratulations.

Thanks guys.


-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Guys did you see who moved in just last week?

Herry & Cookie: Who?

Grover: Big Bird and Rosita.

Herry: BB and Rosita? Cool. More of our friends our living here.

Cookie M: Oh what goodies. This sound like cookie time. COWUBUNGA! *crunch, munch, gobble, gobble* BURP! Excuse me. *wips crumbs off fur* That good cookies. Want any Herry?

Herry: Not now. I just had a peanut butter sandwich. Good too.

Grover: *looks at time* Oop? I forgot to deliver our mail around here. Be back monster and human. *runs off to bathroom and comes out dressed like a mail carrier* Time for the "MAILMONSTER!" *shoots off around the dorms throwing mail or boxes in the rooms*

He's one fast monster there. Hope he don't get tired by the time...*looks at time* Woops? Its already night time. Time for bath! *runs off towards bathrooms*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

*comes back into the room after breakfast, waking the Fraggles* Sorry, guys. Didn't mean to wake you.

Gillis: *yawning* What time is it?

Twenty after eight in the morning.

Tosh: What're you doing up this early?

Because this week I have to work the 9 to 2 shift at the library instead of the 2 to 8 shift like I normally do on Tuesdays.

Tosh: So what are we supposed to do while you're gone?

*shrugs* Heck if I know. Explore the dorm some more, go down to the pool, watch some more SS episodes in Ed and the Count's room...whatever. Just don't have any wild parties in here.

Gillis: Because you don't want us to make a mess and trash the room?

No; because I don't want to miss out on anything. *winks at them before heading out the door* See ya this afternoon, guys.

-Kim