Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Wait, is Ambrocious there with you RedDragon? Well, it feels more like the old dorms that way.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my room reading. Need to do something to get rid of the funk I'm in. Remember you guys were feeling down yesterday cause of Master Henson's death anniversary? Well, if you hear some eerie funeral music, it's coming from my roommate playing his organ. Why? Ken "ResidentLilly" will be stepping down from his job at Palisades Toys. Yeah, the guy who was in charge of getting all the Muppet figures looking as great as they have. He'll still be associated as a consultor for the company, but I feel a twinge in my little black heart.

Just hoping that the remaining Muppet figures, Sesame Street figures, and whatever 11th hour deals made will still be as great as the rest of the Muppets figures have been.

 

[RedDragon]

Sorry

Sorry about the Ambrosius thing, I won't do it again. He can leave if you like.

 

[TogetherAgain]

...I'm ... talking... in... slow... mo...tion...

<collapses on couch> ohhhhhhhhhhh, I'm in such terrible shape......... <groans>

Chef: Hm?

Well you see my big sister Sara got home from college today, so I was helping unload her car, take stuff up to her room.... man am I out of shape.... zzzzz-I'M AWAKE! I'm awake I'm awake I'm awake

(Chef laughs at me)

What? I'm awake. See? <starts to stand up... and falls back down>

(Chef laughs again)

Oh hush. oy.... zzzzI'M AWAKE!

(Chef goes back to making shishkabobs)

So I guess Nyssa and Ludo got moved in. I might go invade them. I've gotta see that bed. She said it was fluffly, and that confuses me, I mean why would a bed need to bounce...

(Chef looks at me like I just told him I'm related to Gonzo)

...Although with Ludo calling rocks...zzz...maybe its fluffy so the rocks bounce off of it.... I wonder how fluffy it is...zzzzzzzzzI'M AWAKE!

Chef:Yuoo need help. Yuoo ere-a sereeuoosly crezy. Bork bork bork!

Like you can...zzz...talk. And I'm not crazy, I'm insane.


Chef: Yuoo need help.

No, no, I need sleep. Anyway. It's nice, both my sisters are home now. You know Sara told me that she and her boyfriend had decided I would marry a muppet. But then again, this is the same sister who was saying she had an orange from ....what was it... 1770 something-ish that would prevent cancer and....zzzzzzz...cure the common cold... and it was fresh, too......

Chef: !!! Reelly? Un oorunge-a frum sefenty-sefenteee? vhere-a cun I get-a oone-a?

Uh, chef, she was kidding.... zzzzzI'M AWAKE!

Chef: Oh. Dern. Bork bork bork! ....Merry a mooppet, hooh?

Yeah. That's what she said. but she didn't say which one. I don't know, she's weird, too, you know.... I mean, she IS related to me, you know... <rolls off couch> I'm gonna go invade room 8.... zzzz.... I'm .... awake..... <rolls out door, across hall, and into room 8>

(Chef returns to making shishkabobs with talking vegetables)

 

[RedDragon]

Hey

Hi, Hello, and Welcome Lisa to my humble abode, dear friend. How are you?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Wide awake, of course...zzzzzzzzzz

so where's this fluffy bed? And why does a bed need to bounce? oh hi Ludo. ooh, rocks. zzzzzzzz I'M AWAKE! oh hey by the way do you have any idea what muppet I'm going to marry? Sara won't tell me. And now chef is looking for an orange from 1770 for his shishkabobs. So why does a bed need to bounce again?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[The Count]

Oh sorry about that RedDragon, got your sigline confused. If you want to have Ambrocious as a roomie too, that's OK by us here at the dorms. Hey, you and TogetherAgain wouldn't be related would you?
Oh well, hope she gets enough sleep.

 

[T-Bird Chick]

Scooter-Cantwait til friday!
Me neither! It;s Gonna Be so much fun!
Scooter-Is Nicole Still Coming over?
Yea.
Scooter-O great i better invite her bro.
He'll be coming too
Scooter-GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wow Red, lots of stuff going on at the dorms today!
Red: Yeah, no kidding!
Glad that Nyssa enjoyed the muffin. It appears here and Ludo got moved in ok.
Red: I'm so glad we have new friends here!
This week is moving by kind of slowly
Red: Yeah but tomorrow is Wednesday and then we slide down to the weekend!
Amen to that! Hope all is going well with everyone!

 

[RedDragon]

No Count, me and Lisa are not realated and I would like Ambrosius, please. But, no, me and Lisa are just to nuts in a pea pod, if that makes since. And sorry about the mix up. See you around.

 

[RedDragon]

Lisa, beds most bounce because bouncy beds are more fun, silly.