Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

why would it make sence? it's so much more profitable to make dollars. And I thought squishy beds were more fun.... wait no, those are just really bad for your back. nevermind, just ignore me.... well no don't ignore me, just... oh I give up. I gotta go erase the cow......

 

[TogetherAgain]

Erase the cow?

(mwooing is heard in the distance)

 

[RedDragon]

You do that, good night. Good night Ludo, good night Ambrosius, good night EVERYONE. Gooooooooooooooooood Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[The Count]

OK. Nyssa, you can have Ambrocious as an added roommate if you want. Gonna brush teeth and sleep. Read half of the notes for the first exam my classmate sent me, almost zonking out. See you guys and gals tomorrow.

 

[RedDragon]

Ambrosius get off the bed.
A:woof, woof

Please, get off the bed.
A:woof
Can you at least get off me.
A:woof
Well, why not?
A:woof woof woof woof
Oh, I see, well then, if that's the chase.....GET OFF!
*Ambrosius leaps off in a hurry*
Huft, thanks for nothing.......HET, HEY don't do that the floor I could trip.
A:woof woof woof
No, you cannot bury bones in here.
*I pick up a ball and walk to the door. I throw the ball out the door*
Go fetch Ambrosius.
*he goes running out of the room and I close the door behind him*
Hey Ludo could you get all these rocks to move over to one wall so that they're out of the way.
L:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*all the rocks (big & small) start rolling towards a wall. Causing a minute earthquake in room #8*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!
*I jump out of the way yet again*
You did that on purpose. You could've yet me get out of the way first.
L:Sorry
No your not lier. If you had pants they'd be on fire. Roomates humpft. I wonder where Lisa is today.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<runs into room 9>
CHEF CHEF CHEF CHEF CHEF CHEF CHEF GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT!!!

Chef: vhet?

I JUST GOT THE MWoO SOUNDTRACK! HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!!! <dances around randomly>

Chef:Vell, vhet ere-a yuoo veeeting fur? Poot it in zee stereu elreedy, let's leestee tu it!

My Thoughts ExACTly!!! heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee let's BLAST it so the whole dorm can hear it!

Chef: vhet iff sumebudy's tekeeng a nep?

WHO WOULD TAKE A NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?!?

Chef: ...vhee ilse-a vuoold yuoo teke-a a nep?

You and your logic! Fine... we'll just play it so the whole FLOOR can hear it!
<starts to put cd into stereo, stops>
...what's this...?

Chef: vhet?

Well see it says "Please insert CD into your computer's ROM drive to access special features". I'm wondering... what sort of special features would this have? I mean it doesn't say anywhere...

Chef: Vell, zeere's oonly oone-a vey tu feend oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Well what are we waiting for? <walks over to computer and puts in cd>

 

[TogetherAgain]

...a few minutes later...

Well that was dissapointing. It just opens links to music videos that we've already seen.

Chef: yeeh, tu bed. Bork bork bork!

Well... BACK TO THE STEREO!

Chef: Reeght! Beck tu zee keetchee!

No, not the kitchen, the stereo, chef... chef?

(Chef is in the kitchenette, getting out the flame thrower)

I don't think I WANT to know what he's going to make. Anyway... <puts MWoO in the stereo, cranks the volume, and opens the door to make sure all can hear (and know they are welcome) and starts to sing along>

 

[RedDragon]

*Ambrosius goes running in to Lisa's room ball in mouth*

(across the hall)
Hey, I hear music.
*I walk over and open the door. Music comes blasting in*
Hey, Lisa's door is open. Let's go over there Ludo.
*we walk across the hall*
Hi, Lisa....Oh hi Ambrosius, this is where you got to. Hehe(nervous laugh)
A:woof woof

 

[TogetherAgain]

<dancing around, singing, using brush as microphone, not noticing Nyssa, Ludo, or Ambrosius>

WELL NOW I'VE GOT SOME SMART NEW PARTNERS
WHO CAN HELP ME THINK THINGS THROUGH
FOLKS SAY I'M JUST
A HICK ON A STICK
WELL, THAT MAY BE TRUE!
(Si, is true!)
BUT WHEN MY STUFFING'S NOT ENOUGH
I KNOW JUST WHAT I SHOULD DO
LA DEE DOO!
SEE I DON'T MISS THE BRAINS I'M MISSING WHEN
I'M
WITH
YOU!

<continues dancing around randomly, singing along with cd, still somehow not noticing Nyssa, Ludo, or Ambrosius>

(swedish chef, seeing all, poorly hides his laughter while adjusting the flame-thrower to better... um... something)

 

[RedDragon]

Lisa you're crazy. you crazy nut in a pea pod.CRAZY.