Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Mmmm, oatmeal chocolate chip are my favorite Dee! Let us know if you want to share.
Red: I still prefer doozer dust cookies myself.
So Red, what are your plans for the weekend?
Red: I'm not sure yet. How about you?
I'm going to a graduation for a friend and that's about it.
Red: We should hang out!
Yeah, I'll be gone all day Saturday for the graduation, but I'll be around on Sunday. We should hang out on Sunday.
Red: Sounds like a plan! I'm so happy all my finals are done!
We should go out and celebrate that on Sunday.
Red: Good idea!
Well I had better get going to work! See you later! Hope everyone has a great day!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: Hiya Beth,the cookies turned out great.I put them in the 3 floor common room freezer.I love how they taste,the chewiness of the oatmeal and raisins with the sweetness of the choc. chips,added also the taste of cinnamon.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Maybe we could have a little dinner on the night of "Muppets Wizard of Oz" movie.

That would be great. What do you think Lisa?

ooh, that would be fun! Don't you think so, chef? uh, chef?

(chef is throwing some cabbage heads, talking vegetables, and a box of croutons in the air)

um, chef, what are you making?

chef: zee tussed seled!

mm hm. tossed salad. I should have known. So what do you think of having a dinner for MWoO?

chef:a deener? dey skur de burskie!

um... I'll take that as "sounds great"

chef: <singing>ringo sfer di hoo de booskie doo. roo deliskurdiliboo. Bork Bork Bork!
(he's throwing stuff in the air again)

um... yeah, you do that. I'll just uh, go over to room three, see if beth and red are around...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Hey there Lisa, hope everything's working out ok with your roommate there...a dinner for MWoO sounds good though.
Red: Yeah, it would be fun! I love parties!
Yes, you'll find that my roomie here likes to go to parties and throw parties, she's a regular party animal.
Red: I just like to have fun!
And there's nothing wrong with that. Dee, the cookies were fabulous, I loved the touch of cinnamon! I've never had them that way before! Hope everyone's having a good night.
Red: Let's watch a movie.
Ok, sounds good.

 

[Katzi428]

Well Prairie...I'll see you on Sunday night,OK?
Prairie:All right. And Kathy?
Yes?
Prairie:Smile! It won't be TOO bad
*sigh* Yeah I'll try.
Prairie*hugging me* That's better

 

[TogetherAgain]

hey Kathy- take this with you.
<hands over stress ball>
It's much safer than strangling, trust me. oh, and chef said to give this to you, too.
<hands over paper bag>
it's something he cooked, I guess. Very dangerous. Worst case scenario, just sneak it onto sister-in-law-to-be's plate, and see what color she turns when she eats it...
Good luck.

 

[Katzi428]

hey Kathy- take this with you.
<hands over stress ball>
It's much safer than strangling, trust me. oh, and chef said to give this to you, too.
<hands over paper bag>
it's something he cooked, I guess. Very dangerous. Worst case scenario, just sneak it onto sister-in-law-to-be's plate, and see what color she turns when she eats it...
Good luck.

LOL! Thanks Lisa (and Chef too!)BTW Lisa..there's a site called www.rinkworks.com where you can put anything you want into English & have it translated to Mock Swedish for The Swedish Chef

 

[TogetherAgain]

Well, I'm sure glad Kathy liked that stuff we gave her, aren't you, chef?

Chef: ebsulootely. Bork bork bork! Here-a, vuoold yuoo leeke-a tu try thees? its a noo receepe-a fur hemboorger I'm tryeeng.

uh... no thanks. Actually, I'm giving a speech Monday that I still need to write. ...I don't suppose you have any idea where I can find some good information on the Arab-Israel conflict?

Chef: Nu, surry. Bork bork bork! I du knoo receepe-a fur cheekee nuudle-a suoop, thuoogh!

well, I don't think that will help much. Thanks anyways. Now I gotta get this done...

Chef: okeee-a dukeee-a. ooh, my hemboorger! ooh nu!

 

[TogetherAgain]

WAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Chef: Hey! yuoo scered zee cheeckee evey! I ves ebuoot tu get it in zee besket!

Sorry chef, but I'm just so excited! I finally finished writing this speech! I got everything in within the time limits! WOO! Does that feel great!

Chef: oh guud. Bork bork bork! Cheeckee! cume-a beck here-a cheeckee! <starts chasing the chicken with a cleaver>

Hey be careful with that thing, chef. Uh, chef? CHEF! <he's chasing the chicken all around the room, swining the cleaver dangerously close to every piece of furniture>

<sigh>. Anyway, I have to practice this speech now... oy... <chicken flies over my head, chef is still chasing it> You know what, I think I'll go see who's around... I could use a break.

Chef: Cheeckee! Cume-a beck here-a cheeckee! Cheeckee! Cheeckee!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie?Hey Prairie....I'm back!
Prairie:Hi Kath! How was the shower?
Oh it was fantastic!
*Prairie looks at me a bit strangely* You sure?Because I have something for you.
*She goes to her desk & gets out a rolled up paper that looks like a certificate*Here ya go
*I open it* :
This Muppet College Academy Award goes to Miss Kathy H. for sticking it out & going to a shower that she REALLY didn't want to go to! Signed, Miss Prairie Dawn
I start laughing.... Prairie...you're one of a kind,know that?
Prairie:How so?
Well actually it's my fault. I shouldn't have been weeniewhining.My future sis in law really is sweet! We had a chance to talk last night. I guess deep in my mind I didn't want to give her a chance because my former sister in law is also sweet & kind hearted. But my family & I will still have contact with my former sis in law.
Prairie:Well that's great news!