Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Kiki]

Kelly (stumbles in like a zombie): I ... detect ... I ... detect ... an ... image ... of ... Harley. I ... bow ... before ... you. *to Katie* Oh, hi, I'm Kelly, Spike and Cotterpin's roommate.

Spike (smirks): An' overall recluse.

Kelly (to Spike): Shut up! (stares at Don Music, fangirl squeals) Sweet! Rowlf, Dr. Teeth ... they used to be my favorites ... but YOU'RE the REAL deal, Mr. Music, sir. I've always been a fan of your work. "Mary Had a Bicycle" is one of my absolute favorites!

Don Music: *Blushes* Heehee. Oh my, I think my glasses are fogging up...

Mick Swagger: PFFFFFTTTT....!

Don Music: *Glares at Mick, looking hurt and confused*

Katie: Lovely to meet you guys. =) Agreed, Harley... owns our souls. *nodnod*

Ploobis: Oh yes, she's very high in the 'mmmrrrrowwwrr' factor, hey?

Scred: I like Poison Ivy more. ^_^

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (chuckles, to Don Music): Don't get ya head TOO up in da clouds ... dis shortstuff'd be squealin' over a paint smear aroun' dis place.

Kelly (blushes): Shut UP!

Spike (points at Chamberlain): She even squeaked 'bout DIS lamer. What's DAT tell ya, huh? Lemme label her for ya ... "desperate". *snickers*

Kelly: Hmph! You keep coming BACK!

Spike (shrugs): Eh ... you at least keep me entertained, toots. *winks*

 

[The Count]

Huh... Guess Katie snuck in when we weren't looking. *Bat flies the key to Room #10 to her, depositing it in her hand. You're directly beneath Ryan PrawnCracker's room, and diagonally across from Tony Slug. LMK if you have any questions and I'll do my best to help you out. Welcome to the dorms.
*Resumes unconscious slumber, hovering back into bed.
Count: It's always nice to have new fiends move in. *UD tries to revive Mr. Turtle with a small jolt from his blue lightning.

 

[Kiki]

Chamberlain: I don't get it.

Zoot: ... *edges towards Mick Swagger a little* ...he never does.

Mick Swagger: I swear, she tells the worst jokes... -_-

Katie: Hey guys, why is a pirate a pirate?

Mick Swagger: DON'T ANSWER.

Katie: ...Well?

Ploobis: IGNORE HER.

Katie: They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!

Scred: *Sobs* ;_;

Don Music: *To Chamberlain and Zoot* I'm afraid you'll have to get used to this...

 

[Kiki]

Spike (chuckles, to Don Music): Don't get ya head TOO up in da clouds ... dis shortstuff'd be squealin' over a paint smear aroun' dis place.

Kelly (blushes): Shut UP!

Spike (points at Chamberlain): She even squeaked 'bout DIS lamer. What's DAT tell ya, huh? Lemme label her for ya ... "desperate". *snickers*

Kelly: Hmph! You keep coming BACK!

Spike (shrugs): Eh ... you at least keep me entertained, toots. *winks*

Don: Still, I'm so flattered, to meet such a lovely lady. ^_^ Paint smear, eh? *is still flattered and blushing like crazy*

Katie: Mmmmm, paint smears... yummeh...!

Ploobis:

Huh... Guess Katie snuck in when we weren't looking. *Bat flies the key to Room #10 to her, depositing it in her hand. You're directly beneath Ryan PrawnCracker's room, and diagonally across from Tony Slug. LMK if you have any questions and I'll do my best to help you out. Welcome to the dorms.
*Resumes unconscious slumber, hovering back into bed.
Count: It's always nice to have new fiends move in. *UD tries to revive Mr. Turtle with a small jolt from his blue lightning.

Katie: Thanks, Ed! *Is overjoyed* Ooh...! Bats! =D

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (to Count): I slipped Katie some blueprints, all nice and updated and everything.

Spike (crosses arms in indignation): Suck-up.

Kelly (ignoring roommate, to Katie): I LOVE pirate jokes ... almost as much as dinosaur jokes!

Spike (frowns): 'Ey ... ya racist hairless chimp ... you t'ink I don't know any good caveman jokes?

Kelly (rolls eyes): I swear, Spike, if you bring up that song --.

Spike (smiles): Don't have ta. You just did, toots. *to Katie* Huge Avenue Q fan. You'll find she can't resist a reference every now an' again. Loser.

Kelly: BUT IT WAS A THEATRICAL MASTERPIECE!

Spike (shakes head sadly): See?

 

[The Count]

So that's how she got in. Well, it's s'okay with me. And I likes all Gotham Girls, they've each got something to offer. *Fanguyish smile. BTW: Is Scream Queen a villainess/henchwoman? Or is she just a crow instead? *Brave & The Bold question there.

 

[Kiki]

Katie: Mmm...! A villainess. Totes. Because... it sounds more sexy... XP

Ploobis: DC girls are groowwwwwwl...!

Mick: 'Ay! So are Marvel girls!

Katie: ...and guys... *cough*Thor*cough* <333

Don: Well, I must say, Phoenic does have a nice ra- I mean... you guys are soooo unwholesome! =P

Chamberlain: You think SHE'S bad? At least she's cute and can pull the bad puns off! MMMMMMMMmmm...wait until you meet the other freaks who lurk in my dorm. Thankfully, they're not around now. X_X

Zoot: *inches towards Mick more*

Katie: OOH! *Claps* can't wait to meet your roomies, then!

Mick: Hi! ^_^

Kelly (to Count): I slipped Katie some blueprints, all nice and updated and everything.

Spike (crosses arms in indignation): Suck-up.

Kelly (ignoring roommate, to Katie): I LOVE pirate jokes ... almost as much as dinosaur jokes!

Spike (frowns): 'Ey ... ya racist hairless chimp ... you t'ink I don't know any good caveman jokes?

Kelly (rolls eyes): I swear, Spike, if you bring up that song --.

Spike (smiles): Don't have ta. You just did, toots. *to Katie* Huge Avenue Q fan. You'll find she can't resist a reference every now an' again. Loser.

Kelly: BUT IT WAS A THEATRICAL MASTERPIECE!

Spike (shakes head sadly): See?

Katie: Aww, I love Avenue Q!

Ploobis: So do I!

Scred: *Mutters under breath* You would...

Katie: Well, be ready to hear lots of lame jokes, esp. about pirates AND lots of nerdy references from moi! =D

Don: *Wanders up to RF* You like classical music, kid? =P

 

[Kiki]

Packing...

Katie: So. We’re finally at uni.

King Ploobis: College. =P

Scred: Well-

King Ploobis: *Glares spitefully in Scred’s direction*

Scred: O_O

Don: Hmm, I thought college would be different.

Mick: Wo' d'yew mean?

King Ploobis: Yeah, I mean, I thought it would be just like… -err, what’s the name of it again?- Animal House. Sheah.

Katie: Why? What’s that got to do with the price of fish? You want college to be like a farm run by mean pigs…?

Don: Err, Katie, you're thinking of George Orwell's Animal Farm. Animal Farm.

Katie: Uh.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (leans against wall, bemused as everyone starts to leave, to Kelly): Well, I guess da meetin's over.

Kelly (nods): Yep. *yawn* I gotta leave today. *counts fingers* Gotta get my clinical information ready, practice math problems for tomorrow, look up glass repair shops --.

Spike (suddenly attentive): "Glass repair shops?"

Kelly: Yeah. My mom and I were driving on I-20 and a rock the size of your head bounced off a truck and smacked the winshield. The whole thing'll have to be replaced.

Spike: You get da number o' dat truck?

Kelly (shakes head): We didn't have a lot of time to react -- and we were pretty much in shock afterwards -- and it high-tailed it out of there.

Spike (smirks): You want me to go find dis guy?

Kelly: Aww. That's really sweet of you -- but -- no. Come on -- let's go back to the room.

*Kelly and Spike return to room ... "Do Not Disturb" is hanging on the doorknob*