Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedPiggy]

*Taking some bowls of jambalaya-styled soup to Room #7 with sliced breadfruit tostones. *To Scooter: You mean mahi-mahi?
*Snowths pop up: Doo doo de doo doo.

Sorry, I couldn't resist a set-up like that.

Cotterpin (shakes head): Must be one of those human jokes I don't get.

 

[The Count]

*Returning to room. Oh heyKelly. Sure, help yourself. *Wonders what to use as a bowl for Cotterpin. There are breadfruit tostones if you want any. *Count and Deadly arrive from some club meeting or outside errands, greet the extra guests, making room for them.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (can't decide whether to giggle or throw up)

Meanwhile ...

Kelly and Cotterpin: Score!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (hands Cotterpin a cap from her water bottle): Here ya go. This should make a good bowl.

Cotterpin: This isn't like food pellets.... Is it edible?

Kelly (smirks): Don't worry. I know CPR. If you have an allergic reaction, I'll try to save you.

Cotterpin (sarcastic): Oh, yeah ... THAT'S reassuring!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (smacks lips): Thanks, Ed. That really hit the spot. Sadly, I have to go.

Cotterpin: I can't stay?

Kelly: Can you work the doorknob?

Cotterpin (sigh): No.

Kelly: I have to get up early for *gasp* the start of clinical. *to everyone else* See ya!

Cotterpin (grumbles): Yeah, bye.

 

[Kiki]

Meanwhile... in space (errr, room 10 =P)...

Don: (Proudly to Scred) Ahh, brilliant. I've /finally/ finished unpacking all of my books and putting them on the shelf... *gives Scred a tired but satisfied smile*

Scred: Hmm, can I 'ave a little deko?

Don: Uh, sure. But I highly doubt you'll find any of these classic books appealling.

Scred: *Picks out random book, looks at the cover* Hmm, Wuthering H-

Don: Shhh...! Please, if you don't mind, don't say that so loud!

Scred: Why? Eeet's not like it's Macbeth or anything is only Wuth-

Don: *Hisses* I /told/ you! Don't say it... so... loud!

Scred: Say what, Don?

Don: Wuthering Heights. *Pauses* Ah, poopie! XP

Katie: *Stops drawing* Oooooh....! Did somebody say Wuthering Heights? *gets up and starts dancing around and singing, attempting to imitate Kate Bush.*...

Out on the winding, windy moors
We'd roll and fall in green.
You had a temper... like my jealousy
Too hot, too greedy...
How could you leave me,
When I needed to, possess you?
I hated you, but I loved you too.

Bad dreams in the night...
You told me I was going to lose the fight,
Leave behind... my wuthering, wuthering
Wuthering Heights.

Heathcliff... it's me, I’m Cathy, I've come home and I'm so cold,
let me in your window...

Don: Ho' boy... are you happy, Scred?

Scred: Yes... yes I am. =P

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (looks up, shocked): What da heck are YOU doin' here? Flunk out ALREADY?

Kelly (still in uniform): Can't stay. Two-hour lunch break. Oh, and I overheard, Tony, was it? Anyway, Lefty canned the play.

Spike (shakes head sadly)

Kelly: I know, right? Oh well ... *grabs some chips* Bye. See ya later. *leaves*

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (listens to tunes): I wonder if dat sax player ever got back on his feet ...

Kelly and Cotterpin (giggles): Good one!

Cotterpin (sitting on computer desk, watching Kelly, who just got home): So, if you drag that little picture over THERE onto the little bucket thing, it disappears ... but if you drag it over THERE to that box thing, it's saved somewhere else?

Kelly: Yep.

Cotterpin: I'm so glad you're helping me with this stuff. Computers are fascinating.

Kelly: Glad I could help. Heard you were going to be the hacker of the Fraggle Five. Wanted to get you up to speed before it's time to report to the set.

Cotterpin (blushes): Oh, you HEARD about that, huh?

Kelly: I'm drawn to any geekiness. *sees Cotterpin stare at her in confusion* That was a positive comment, by the way.

Cotterpin: Oh. *pause* So, um, Spike's been telling me about your stories ... I'm not going to DIE in your new one about me, am I?

Kelly (laughs sadistically): Only time will tell ... MWAHAHAHA!

 

[The Count]

*Wonders if Kelly saw the new in-production CGI Doozers for a potential new Doozer TV show. She probably has. *Puts groceries away.

 

[RedPiggy]

*Wonders if Kelly saw the new in-production CGI Doozers for a potential new Doozer TV show. She probably has. *Puts groceries away.

Couldn't miss it! I really get a kick out of the premise, too.