Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (stares at laptop, watching stuff on youtube): Yawn! Cotterpin's gone. Spike's ... gone. Hmmm.... Well ... *stretches* ... another productive day of not doing much. No roommates to bother me ... how can it get any better than this?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (heads to bed, spots something on the floor near Spike's pillow): Huh? *pics up a small 5x7 card* Hey, it's a pic of me, Spike, and Cotterpin! Wonder when THAT was taken? Oh well. *shrugs* ZZZZZZZ....

 

[The Count]

*Sighs a little because my pet project's stalled due to the old "don't know what I want" blahs. Might just start it all over again. Hmm... It just feels like, well, not sure what it is. Oh well... *Settles in bed and fades into the covers drifting into unconscious slumber.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (in bed): ZZZZZZZZZZZ ...

Spike (tiptoeing up to Kelly and putting his mouth mere inches from her ear): WAKE UP!

Kelly (jumping a good 3 feet in the air): AAAAAAAAAH!

Spike (stumbles back, laughing his tail off)

Kelly (panting, wide-eyed): What in God's name --? Spike! *gets up, smacks him* Don't DO that!

Spike (laughing): Come on, toots -- admit it: you like da fact I came back.

Kelly (smacks him again): That's NO excuse! DON'T scare me like that!

Spike: A'ight, a'ight. Don't get your shirt in a wad. Heh-heh. I just heard from a lil' bird dat dere was somethin' fun ta do 'round here for once.

Kelly: Huh?

Spike (in disbelief): Ya mean ya don't know ANYT'ING fun ta do 'round here? *pauses* What was da point of showin' up here, again?

Kelly (offended): I was asleep --.

Spike (smirks): All DAY?

Kelly: Alright, alright, I'll go look. *checks laptop* Hm. A guy named Mr. Turtle wants to do a play or something.

Spike: An' it's a one-guy play?

Kelly (seeing where this is going): No ... *sighs* ... he's holding auditions.

Spike: It's not dat silly Q-t'ing, is it?

Kelly (giggles): No, it's a play about some con man who tries to swindle people and ends up falling in love with one of his victims.

Spike (grinning): Da perfect t'ing for me.

Kelly (rolls eyes and sighs)

Spike (pretending to be offended): Hey ... I CAN be da perfect guy for dis role, ya know. Dey don't call me da Maker o' Deals and da Scourge o' da Swamp for nuttin'.

Kelly (sighs and shakes head): If you just feel the urge, go ahead. I'm not your mother.

Spike (growls): DAT'S what you say when you don't want me ta do somethin'.

Kelly: What if it devolves into --?

Spike (stops her): It ain't. If I can get ovah what happened, so can dey ... AND you.

Kelly (stares at him for a long time, then sighs, giving up, shrugging): Fine. I fully validate and support your decision to audition for this play. It ... it DOES involve SINGING, you know. You only had, what, that ONE song with Robbie?

Spike (blushes): Uh, you KNEW about dat one, huh?

Kelly (smiles): I had both the fairy tale thing and the Big Songs thing once. I almost had them memorized. *winks* Just don't eat anyone if you don't get the part.

Spike (smirks): Nah. I'm full, anyway. *pats his stomach*

 

[Kiki]

Room 10 includes 5 beds, one fer each room-mate (Mick Swagger, Don Music, Scred and King Ploobis). It's messy, but in a cosy way. It looks crowded because the walls are collaged in nostelgic movie/classic rock posters. It also has all kinds of props, too. Looks like an unusual bazaar-shop. The room also includes a record-player and a desk, Don Music's piano will arrive anytime, too.)

Don Music: (confidently) …*ahem*… I have come here to learn.

Mick Swagger: *snickers* Yeah… riiiigh’…

King Ploobis: Pah! Fool… you don’t go to college to learn. Ha, I mean, /everyone/ knows that college is about football, getting drun-

Mick Swagger: … An’ ge’in’ lai-

Scred: Hey! Watch your tongue. =P

Katie: You guys have a one track mind… -_-


(Yes, I am a newbie to the dorms, btw..)

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike: Hey, get in line, den, guys! Just hangin' 'round dis messed up lil' gatherin' will make ya t'ink da better of it. I gotta let my girl Kel know dat her favorite pianist is here ...

 

[RedPiggy]

Lefty (looking at Mr. Turtle's clipboard of names; shakes Spike's hand) Yeah, pleased ta meet ya, Mike. Er...got anytin' prepared er...youse just gonna wing it? (elbows Chamberlain in the ribs) Wing it! Get it? Heh heh!

Spike (wiping a tear from his eye, sighing): Ah, he got my name wrong. I t'ink we'll get along just fine, Fedora. *smirks* I got da perfect setup: it involves barely veiled threats and a 50.

 

[Kiki]

Scred: *Sobsob* My mum always said I looked rather han-

Ploobis: Scred, QUIET! You speak when I tell you to. =P

 

[Kiki]

Katie: Hiyer's. =) Chy'ah, we're new. I'm Katie, by the by. And these are some of my... erm *nods in their direction* roommates. *Hesitates* That's... Ploobis, and uh, that's Scred, and um-

Don Music: ...Our resident musician, Don Music! *Beams* Ah, charmed!

Mick Swagger: Bull. 'E's no muso. 'E's a 'asbeen. A bleedin' 'asbeen.

Katie: *Hisses to Zoot jokingly* In fact... y'know what? I even don't know these people...

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (stumbles in like a zombie): I ... detect ... I ... detect ... an ... image ... of ... Harley. I ... bow ... before ... you. *to Katie* Oh, hi, I'm Kelly, Spike and Cotterpin's roommate.

Spike (smirks): An' overall recluse.

Kelly (to Spike): Shut up! (stares at Don Music, fangirl squeals) Sweet! Rowlf, Dr. Teeth ... they used to be my favorites ... but YOU'RE the REAL deal, Mr. Music, sir. I've always been a fan of your work. "Mary Had a Bicycle" is one of my absolute favorites!